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ANGRY WHITE DUDE’S MOTHER ASSUMES THE THRONE
ANGRY WHITE DUDE'S MOTHER - YEAH, THAT'S THE TICKET!
Welcome to Angry White Dude’s fountain of knowledge. This is AWD’s Mom writing at the request of AWD. As you can imagine, AWD is pretty BUSY getting ready for America’s Tea Party to be held this coming Saturday, July 4, 2009, at the famous Southfork Ranch, Dallas, TX. Due to his extremely busy schedule and unbelievable importance, he invited me to write in his stead. Needless to say, AWD inherited his Mother’s writing and wit prowess, but I feel ill equipped to tackle this assignment. He suggested I write on the exiled Honduras President Zelaya who is an ally of our sworn enemy, Hugo Chavez, Venezuela President, and President Obama’s strange support of Zelaya’s reinstatement… or the incredible mess our current federal politicians are making of things, or the collapse of our Republic as we know it. Or Easter bunnies. Granted, all the above are worthy subjects to be explored in depth, but instead I’d like to share a couple YouTube videos that aired on the Fox Network the last couple days in case you missed them. Fox Network became aware of the invitation presented to Janeane Garofalo to attend America’s Tea Party in Dallas to debate her statement that tea party participants are ‘tea-bagging redneck racists’. See the following:
Our response:
Fox and Friends interview with Katrina Pierson:
Oh yes, Ms. Garofalo, come on down. We’d love to have you! To all our readers, our sincere wish for a fun-filled and safe 4th of July celebration. Happy Birthday, America.
SITE TROLL TERRY OPEN POST
SITE TROLL TERRY DOING HER THANG!
Tonight’s open post is brought to us again by our resident site troll Terry from England. Angry White Dude’s undercover papparazzi have been hot on Terry’s trail as she slums through the clubs on weekends looking for love. The photo above shows her giving that poor old pole a severe workout. No word yet if any of the dancers below her are out of the hospital.
AWD has been busy getting ready for America’s Tea Party in Dallas. Our tea party will be so incredible all other tea parties will bow down and worship it. So I realize my normally poor writing skills have been…well…downright crappy the past few days. But after the tea party is over I promise to rededicate to writing less crappy material.
What to talk about. What about that moron Stuart Smalley who is now a Senator from the People’s Republic of Minnesota. Thanks to ACORN and a bunch of dead people, the DemonRats now have a filibuster-proof majority. However, with all the wussypants Republicans in the Senate, they had it anyway. AWD will write on Franken tomorrow. Jamie Foxx last night said Michael Jackson belonged to blacks. Hey, y’all can have him! We didn’t want him in the first place. It wasn’t our idea to turn him white! Jamie Foxx is a black idiot. Another topic…what about our troops pulling out of Iraq? How long until the whole place is another disaster zone? I give it two months. So have at it. Try to keep it clean unless it’s really funny.
OBAMA SHOWS HIS LOVE FOR THUGS IN IRAN AND HONDURAS!
President Hussein Hopenchange decided to sit one out in Iran while allowing the Iranian thug terrorist regime conduct their “robust debate” over a stolen election. Of course, many innocent protesters died at the hands of the thug terrorist Iranian mullahs during the “robust debate.” Guess the conversation just kind of died out! Recently, Obama has again shown that DemonRats have never met a thug they didn’t like in the case of Honduras. Last week, Honduran forces arrested president Manuel Zelaya in his Yoda jammies and put his little brown behind on the first plane out of the country. They had been ordered by the Honduran Supreme Court and Congress after Zelaya, an amigo of Hugo Chavez, made some not so subtle attempts to change the Honduran constitution to allow him to stay in office forever. Just like his pendejo amigo Chavez! Chavez also demanded Zelaya’s return to power. Once these socialist thugs get into power, they seize control of everything and quality of life immediately nosedives. Much like Hopenchange is doing here! Scary is the day an American president agrees with Hugo Chavez!
What was Hopenchange’s position? In the case of Iran he stated he did not want to interfere with the affairs of foreign countries. However, when a democratic ally like Honduras tosses out a commie thug with alledged ties to illegal drugs, Obama and Hitlery and the rest of the morons in the administration demanded that Zelaya be reinstated to power! A power grab by a socialist thug in Central America and Obama wants him returned to power? Somebody wake me up when this is over! Of course, Zelaya’s methodology of maintaining power for life may be of interest to Hopenchange himself. Would you ever have thought an American president would demand a communist thug would be reinstated in Central America after that country’s supreme court and congress had demanded his expulsion? Me neither. But nothing Hopenchange does surprises me anymore. What he’s doing that we don’t know about is what gives me nightmares! Dark times indeed.
An interesting article on the situation:
http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/the_plank/archive/2009/06/29/fetishizing-the-presidency.aspx
MORE PROOF ENGLAND IS NUTS! ARTIST GIVEN $35K TO STUDY WOMEN’S BUTTS!
IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN $35K TO STUDY THAT ASS!
Talk about nice work if you can find it! In another instance of how the English are becoming slobbering idiots and how any government is the enemy, an English woman artist has been awarded $35 large to study the boo-tays of little fillies! Ohhh bay-bah! A grant from the National Lottery was given to Susan Williams (what the! a woman??) to “explore cultural attitudes towards female buttocks”. Well, I can give Miss Williams my cultural attitude concerning women’s rear ends right now! Angry White Dude likes a woman wif a big ol’ butt! Da kind you can whoop wif a car antenna! No charge for that info, Miss Williams! Williams will be paid to “create plaster cast moulds of women’s behinds to try to understand their place in contemporary culture.” Question? Are we talking about Cindy Crawford moulds or Rosie O’Donnells? One is art, the other is a big ol’ cement mixer ass!
Now the AWD is all for art. Especially if it has anything to do with a curvy babe! But giving $35,000 someone to study women’s butts? Hell, that’s like paying somebody to breathe! Hell, just about any man on Earth…with the exception of “sensitive guys”…would basically volunteer (Disclaimer: Now that AWD is officially married, he no longer looks at the delicious boo-tays of females…think my wife will buy that? Me neither!). Most guys are patrons of the arts when it comes to scoping out young lovelies!
So England is wasting money again on something stupid and un-needed! However, I wouldn’t be surprised to see the same study coming out of San Francisco. Only studying the rears of the Village People! Any government with money to spend on stupid art projects has too much of the people’s money! In the US, we seem to have enough money to forgive Indonesia’s $300 million dollar debt and build superhighways for salamanders to cross the road but have to go hat in hand to the Chinese to borrow more money! I am sick to damn death of government! But I am definitely interested in some of them moulds!
MUSLIM FAMILY DAY AT THE BEACH OPEN POST
YOUR SEXY SWIMSUIT TURNS ME ON, YOU LITTLE TRAMP!
Those crazy Muslims in those crazy burkas. Maybe they are really just concerned about skin cancer! You can see Muhammad and the family back from a stoning and thought they’d go chill out at the beach. You know, do a little swimming, watch some burka babes frolicking in the surf and look for an infidel to kill! All that’s missing is blowing up a school bus filled with young female students stupid enough to want to get an education! Mmmmm boy! Count me in!
Tonight’s open post has a lot of potential topics. The unwise Latina woman Sotomayor got body slammed by the Supreme Court today. As my good friend Ric Flair would say….”WOOOH!” Hussein Hopenchange finally is ready to get involved in another country’s bidness…only this time it’s over the legal removal of a leftist President of Honduras who also happens to be best amigos forever with Hugo Chavez. Also, strange stuff coming out about the strange Michael Jackson. Drugs, weighing only 105 pounds, no hair, needle marks, Nation of Islam connections….this is going to get good. What else? Oh, the USA men’s soccer team chokes against Brazil and loses 3-2 after being up 2-0. Good thing is that only 3 people were watching in the US because soccer sucks the big one! Wimbledon? Is it over? Did it start? Only the 4 people watching know! Tea party time is this weekend! America’s Tea Party in Dallas put out a Youtube invitation to hideous Janeane Garofalo (co-written by yours truly) that was shown on Glenn Beck’s show today. Let me know if you saw it.
Sound off on what’s on your mind. But don’t stare too long at that Muslim burka babe in the photo….you don’t know what kind of trouble you’re getting yourself into!
HOMOSEXUAL DUKE UNIVERSITY OFFICIAL MOLESTS SON - WHERE’S THE MEDIA?
FRANK LOMBARD -HOMOSEXUAL PERVERT FATHER OF ADOPTED CHILD
Have you heard about the homosexual Duke University official that has been arrested for molesting and offering others the opportunity to molest his 5 year old adopted son? No? Well, you’re not alone. If not for the conservative blogosphere, none of us would have. The mainstream media is nowhere to be found on this story! Here are the rules for political correctness in the mainstream media. Black always beats white. Homosexual always beats white. Black always beats homosexual. I read that this week on Breitbart and he is absolutely correct. The MSM had NO problem bringing armies of reporters to Durham when white lacrosse players were falsely accused of raping a black, drug addicted stripper and prostitute! Because of the negative media attention and hastily-made media convictions, the players lives were forever changed, if not ruined. They were targets of all the usual black race-baiting groups parading through Duke’s campus, death threats and were all expelled from Duke. Before the trial!
One other little interesting twist here. The 5 year old adopted boy is black and the perv parent is white! But since homosexual and black are part of the equation, this story is ignored! The MSM is falling all over itself to talk ad infinitum about Governor Sanford’s tryst with a hot Argentine chili pepper but cannot find a moment to talk about some pervert abusing an adopted child and offering him to other perverts for the same!
I suppose since conservatives don’t watch or read the MSM, the liberal press has stopped trying to be objective in any manner. Really, they never have because before the internet Americans only had one source of news. Liberals! After the past election cycle, the MSM was so blatantly in the tank for Obama (and still is) they rarely even try to give the conservative’s side of the argument. Look at that blowhard fool Keith Olbermann! Or NBC’s Brian Williams! Katie Couric! Moronic libtards with an agenda!
Thanks heavens for the conservative blogosphere where we can find accurate information, study the issues and make our own decisions. As for this pervert from Duke University, I hope he gets what is coming to him in prison. You can be assured the black prisoners in his cell block won’t overlook that his little victim is black.
Once again, AWD calls on each of us to not watch the MSM’s news, entertainment or anything else. We must not contribute to their bottom line. They are the enemy as much as Iran or China.
Here is a hard to find article about the wonderful homosexual parent of an adopted boy. They make such great parents, you know!
http://www.newsday.com/news/politics/wire/sns-ap-us-duke-official-charged,0,7488819.story
SHOULD THE BURKA BE BANNED IN THE WEST?
ISN'T SHE LOVELY, ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL? WHO THE HELL KNOWS?
Ten years ago, Angry White Dude had no knowledge of burkas, jihad, ramadans (although I know the words to Rama-lama-ding dong), or any other Muslim jargon. I really wish I didn’t know of these things today. AWD is not a fan of Islam. As I have said many times, I believe it to be the religion of murder. For those who will come running to defend the billions of peaceful Muslims, let me ask this. Have you ever seen any Muslim country come to the aid of anyone after a disaster? Have you seen Muslims doing any good to mankind at all? Do you hear them preaching peace to the world? Have any Muslims ever invented anything medical or technical of value? I know they’re good with bombs but I highly doubt they invented them. My point is, I have never seen ANYTHING good come out of Islam. Here’s a website that proves my point:
http://thereligionofpeace.com/
We don’t see a lot of burkas here in Dallas. Since today was 103, it would be a death sentence to parade around in one of these black tents! But I am seeing more and more women with scarves and head coverings, unfortunately. That could be a slippery slope to seeing them in these misogynistic black prisons we are seeing so often in England these days. From what I understand, the Koran does not speak of women wearing these barbaric contraptions. The burka is merely an invention of this religion of wild-eyed, woman hating fanatics. They do not want to embrace our way of life in the West, why should we be forced to accommodate theirs? If they want to have their women trapped in black tents, let them live in some backwards-ass Muslim country in the Middle East! I can say that I would never, ever allow my wife or daughters to be forced into wearing one of these things! Nor be a second class citizen like the women in the wacky world of Islam!
The always enlightening Pat Condell makes a much better argument than your loyal angry white dude on this topic. Watch this and tell me if you disagree:
AMERICA’S TEA PARTY IN DALLAS CALLS OUT JANEANE GAROFALO!
America’s Tea Party to be held this Saturday, July 4th at the famous Southfork Ranch in Dallas, Texas has once again called out the liberal idiot Janeane Garofalo. If you recall, the Tea Party invited Garofalo to attend the Independence Day event after she called patriots who attended April 15th “teabagging rednecks” who were only protesting a President who is black. Of course, she is wrong but she only can rely on the age-old liberal tactic of name calling. As it says in the video, she is only an actress!
We all know Garofalo will not accept the invitation to attend America’s Tea Party. She isn’t interested in the truth. Liberals, for the most part, are America-hating, ignorant fools. Look at the liberals who comment here at AWD. They stop by, call us racists and leave no argument. Because they have no argument! No liberal policy has ever worked for the betterment of the American people! Just as no socialist country has ever bettered the lives of the people in those countries!
Janeane, why not close your cavernous pie-hole, get out of liberal hell-holes like California and New York, come to Dallas on the 4th and see what real American patriots are like. Do you have the guts to put your money where your mouth is? I didn’t think so!
PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE’S POWER TO THE (GIRLYMEN) PEOPLE COMMERCIAL
I know, I know, Angry White Dude just recently went off on Progressive Insurance’s annoying series of commercials starring the uber-annoying Flo! After learning that Progressive Insurance’s founder is a George Soros-like liberal commie rat might explain why they continually show white men as wimps or worse. We’ve seen the guy who bought a boat and a motorcycle come under the evil death glaze of his wife (warden), the two “sensitive homo guys” wearing a rainbow shirt wanting to buy car insurance for their Volkswagen Beetle with the gay little flowers in it, and now we see a wimpy half-a-sissy guy who needs a big ol’ shot of John Wayne. Maybe more than one!
In this waste of 30 seconds, the annoying Flo hands (I’ll call him) Lance the price gun and tells him he has the power to price his own insurance plan. Never, I repeat never, has the world seen a more timid little sh*t than Lance. He makes Boy George look like Rambo. He makes Obama look like Hillary! I don’t know why I hate this commercial as much as I do but I suspect it’s because Flo is as annoying as Sham Wow guy Vince. Plus, I have little tolerance for wimpy Caspar Milquetoast poofters too timid to take that price gun out of Flo’s hand, smash it to the ground and say, “I don’t need no stinking price gun to buy my car eensurance!” Power to the people, indeed!
Watch this. Tell me you don’t want to give Lance a slap!
HENRY WAXMAN IS BAT BOY OPEN POST
IS HE REALLY HENRY WAXMAN, IDIOT-CA?
OR IS HE BAT BOY?
The Angry White Dude International Conglomeration Corporation researchers have finally uncovered DNA evidence that once and for all proves DemonRatic CongressRat Henry Waxman is Bat Boy! We at AWDICC have long suspected Waxman to be a bat. For too many years, he has sucked the life blood out of the US economy with his incessant legislation heaping higher taxes on the over-taxed, working American! We linked photo evidence that unequivocally shows the similarity between Bat Boy and Waxman. If you remember, Bat Boy was discovered in a cave in West Virginia. He is said to shed his wings every three years…just like Waxman! Bat Boy endorsed Al Gore…as did Waxman! Bat Boy has razor sharp teeth and big ears…again, just like Waxman! AWD’s scientists obtained DNA from scientists who studied the genetic makeup of Bat Boy. The scientists then studied a piece of taxpayer flesh Waxman had previously gnawed. The DNA was an exact match!! Unequivocally proving that Congressman Henry Waxman, Idiot-CA is that terrible creature found so many years ago in that West Virginia cave! We will now set our sites on the much more difficult task of investigating where Hussein Hopenchange was born! Let’s see that goofball that runs Little Green Footballs come up with state of the art research like that!
There is much anger at the Cap and Tax 8 today. Those are the traitorous wussypants Republicans that sided with DemonRats in voting for one of the most expensive, damaging and dangerous bills to ever come out of Washington. Of course, Waxman’s slimy bat-like prints are all over this legislation. We’re also hearing more about secession down here in Texas. It’s sounding better and better to AWD. Or you can talk about Michael Jackson’s death that sounds a lot like a drug overdose. We also lost AWD’s ex-girlfriend Farrah Fawcett this week. Lots of things to talk about. So let’s hear it folks.
LIBTARDS OF THE WEEK - THE CAP AND TAX 8!
LIBTARD OF THE WEEK AWARD
It is hard to believe 8 members of the party of Reagan voted for the Cap and Tax bill that is another knife in the heart of America! Of course, the Wussypants Republican party of today is not the party of Reagan…it is the party of Colin Powell and John McCain. In other words, it is the Democrat Lite party! I do give kudos to John Boehner for fighting the good fight and trying to fillibuster this disastrous piece of trash legislation from communist Henry Waxman, Idiot-CA. However, how can the Republican party let 8 of its members vote for something as damaging as the Cap and Tax bill? Where has Michael Steele been hiding throughout this entire fiasco? Probably sobbing into his pillow over the passing of Michael Jackson!
Angry White Dude recommends not giving ONE cent to the Republican party. If you want to donate your hard earned money (while you have it), donate it to a primary opponent of any “big tent, reach across the aisle” wussypants moderate Republican in Washington! The time is now to throw these vermin out on their corrupt asses! Here is a list of the traitorous Cap and Tax 8:
Bono Mack (CA)
Castle (DE)
Kirk (IL)
Lance (NJ)
LoBiondo (NJ)
McHugh (NY)
Reichert (WA)
Smith (NJ)
Not one dime for these asses! Make their lives miserable if you live in their district! If they speak at a public function, show up and berate them! Make your tea party’s mission to replace these fools! If the GOP leadership had a hair on their cojones, they would immediately remove all of these traitors from any committee participation. I can count on DemonRats doing everything possible to destroy the country now that they are openly socialist. I still have higher hopes for Republicans. Republicans better figure it out soon! The working American people are filled with rage tonight judging from posts on other blogs! One last observation. Every one of these piece of sh*t traitors are yankees with two wackos from California and Washington. I have argued against secession here in Texas. It is getting harder to argue after watching my beloved country take another unnecessary direct hit from the liberal scum that are now at the wheel! Make them pay! All of them!
So the Libtard of the Week award is actually given to eight libtards tonight. May they all burn in hell!
SILENCE IN CONGRESS FOR JACKSON BEFORE KILLING AMERICA!
You can’t make this stuff up! It is almost surreal what is going on in our nation’s capital by corrupt and disgusting politicians! With all that’s wrong in the world and our country, Representative Jesse Jackson, Jr. (excuse me while I ralph!) called for a moment of silence for Michael Jackson, the brotha from another planet. What a gigantic waste of time for Congress to hold a moment of silence for someone who was widely accepted to be a child molester and 100% accepted to be a freak! Another way to look at it is at least it kept these congressional morons from the further killing of America for a few moments!
Today, Nancy Pelosi and her vile minions are trying to cram through the Cap and Trade fiasco killing of America. The bill will increase energy bills by $3,500 per year per household, some studies show. And all for something that doesn’t exist…global warming! This is what happens when unwashed, America-hating liberals have full control of Washington. We will be lucky to live through it! The DemonRats in the House would not allow any Republican debate on Cap and Trade. As of this afternoon, hardly any Congressman knew what was in the bill!! Haven’t we heard that before in the stimulus bill that has wasted billions of dollars and NOT created jobs? All this from the man with the most transparent administration in history. Yeah, the most transparently corrupt administration in history! Cap and Trade is a knife into the heart of industry and consumers in America. It weakens our country and is another tax on the over-taxed. Folks, the federal government is totally out of control and it is time for good people to act! If you have not called your congressional representative, do it TODAY!
I am so angry watching my country bleeding to death before my eyes at the hands of evil, socialist politicians! They are killing us! This must change!
MICHAEL JACKSON OPEN POST
A VERY SAD, CONFUSED PERSON
Hey, did you hear Michael Jackson died? Unless you’ve been in a cave with bin Laden that’s all you’ve heard tonight. I know that Jackson was about as screwed up a person as one can find but I hope he is at peace. He was one talented varmint, I’ll give him that. AWD saw Jackson on the Off The Wall tour when I was in high school. It was an amazing show and was the first time anyone had seen dance moves like that. Unless you had seen AWD shaking his butt at the previous high school dance, of course. Anyway, even though it was always easy to make fun of what he turned into, I always kind of felt sorry for him. I heard a comedian once say “only in America can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich, white woman.”
I also lost my beloved Farrah Fawcett today. I, like every other teenage boy, had her poster on my wall. You know the one. She was, at the time, the most incredibly beautiful woman in the world to young AWD. She was my favorite Charlie’s Angel but Jaclyn Smith was pretty damn close. AWD has always liked brunettes! I was saddened to hear of Farrah’s terrible situation with cancer a few months back and I hope she is finally at peace.
There’s a lot going on with Cap and Trade and the socialized health care debacle and all that but I thought you might want to sound off on any thoughts you may have on Michael Jackson or Farrah.
THINK THE VIOLENCE IN IRAN CAN’T HAPPEN HERE?
REST IN PEACE NEDA
It’s hard for AWD to pull for any Iranian on any occasion. My only thoughts of Iranians over the past 30 years have been watching them burning American flags while chanting “Death to America.” I still remember Iran holding American hostages for over one year in 1979 after overtaking our embassy. I can truly say America would have dealt much differently with Iran had President AWD been in office rather than Carter, Bush, Clinton, Bush and now Obama. That being said, it is hard not to pull for the Iranians in the streets protesting the brutal dictators that stole an election. The Iranian people had the guts to take to the streets and many were beaten, killed or imprisoned. We have all seen videos of the savage Muslim hard line gangs beating unarmed protesters. No video is more touching than the video of an Iranian girl named Neda who was assassinated by a snipers bullet in the streets of Tehran. I’m not sure what the protesters ultimately wanted but it is sure not the mullahs in charge for the past 30 years. After watching the brutality of the current ruling regime I can understand why the Iranian people would risk their lives for change.
It makes me think of what may occur in the streets of the United States. As our federal government gets larger and usurps more of our resources and freedoms, there is a distinct possibility of a second American revolution. AWD has no doubt the feds would call in government goons to bring violence against the American people. Think it won’t happen here? Think again! Only look to Waco and Ruby Ridge for evidence where innocents were murdered by government killers. The only difference between us and the Iranians is the Second Amendment. We, the people, will have the means to shoot back. And God bless those wise Founding Fathers who were wise enough to give the right to arms to the American people!
I watch week after week where the present administration makes nation-altering changes in an effort to pass through insane legislation before the people are organized to challenge. We saw it with the $800 billion stimulus bill which was passed without ONE person reading it! We see tomorrow the House is voting on the insane Cap and Trade bill which will vastly increase the cost for energy in America at a time where the national unemployment rate is at 10%. We see the Senate gearing up to ram the Health Care Reform (socialized medicine) down our throats. It is plain to see Obama has an agenda to alter the United States that will forever move us away from the principles that made the USA the greatest and wealthiest country in the world. Are YOU prepared to do what the Iranians did and are doing? Are YOU prepared to do what our Founding Fathers did in committing treason and risking their fortunes and lives? Are YOU prepared to retake your rights as outlined in the Constitution from a bunch of corrupt socialists? Are YOU doing anything about it now?
I pray the day never arrives where we see what happened in Iran in our streets. We must do everything in our power to work within the bounds of the law. But we must also prepare for the worst. We have sat by idly for so long we no longer raise a finger as another of our freedoms is taken! If you are not attending a Tea Party on the 4th of July, I ask you to reconsider. AWD will attend the largest tea party…America’s Tea Party…in Dallas at Southfork Ranch with up to 50,000 freedom loving patriots! We will make our voice heard. We are organizing at the neighborhood level throughout the Dallas/Ft. Worth Metroplex to get middle-class taxpayers off of their couches and active in the political process. It could be the last chance we have for our country and children!
www.dallasteaparty.org
Listen to the wise words of this man!
SOUTH CAROLINA GOVERNOR GOT THE LATIN FEVER!
YES, BUT SHE IS A WISE LATINA WOMAN!
Angry White Dude knew that story about him hiking the Appalachian Trail was bogus! I figure a man who disappears for 4 days is somewhere getting his wing wang wacked! Whoda thunk it would be all the way down in Argentina! South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford had it all going for him. A good conservative with a strong record who was on the short list for the Republican nomination in 2012, Sanford was definitely making a name for himself. Now he is making a name for himself as another philandering politician. He just got a bad case of the latin fever! Can’t say I haven’t had it myself! I wonder if his womern friend is one of those “wise Latin women” we keep hearing about? I just don’t know what it is about politicians who cannot keep it zipped up!
Governor Sanford said he would resign as chairman of the Republican Governors Association but did not offer to step down as Governor of South Carolina. Folks, that public life must really be something because you cannot run a politician out of office with a cannon once they get there. They could be caught red-handed in bed with Mother Superior selling nuclear secrets to China while eating an infant and they would not resign from office! Of course, the standard of expecting politicians to resign after being caught getting their wing wang wacked applies solely to Republicans. Because Republicans are supposed to have morals. DemonRats have no morals and an illicit affair is a resume builder for them! Hell, look at Bonnie Fwank who had a homo call-boy service run out of his apartment!
Someone has released some love letters from the Governor to his little Evita Peron. Here’s one:
“You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of sophistication that so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light - but hey, that would be going into sexual details …” Day-uhm, dat “two magnificent parts” stuff be gettin’ me hot all over, bay-bah! He went on to write, “All I dream about is whooping your ass with a car antenna.” Sorry, ooops…actually, that is one of AWD’s love letters to his little filly. Never let it be said that AWD is not a romantic fool!
Well Governor Sanford, it was nice knowing ya! Governor Sanford says he wants to try and re-build the trust with the voters of South Carolina. What he needs to do is worry first about his wife and children. They are the ones who are humiliated the most and are paying the price for his weakness. If AWD ever got the chance to talk to Bill Clinton, I would ask this one simple question: Have you no shame? I guess now I can add another name to that list! One damn thing is sure, that trip down to Argentina with the boys is not going to happen once AWD’s womern hears about this!
Here’s the article:
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/updates/politics/jan-june09/sanford_06-24.html