IS THAT A GUN IN YOUR BUTT OR ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?

January 14, 2012 | Filed under: In The Press,Random Posts | Posted by: AWD

LOOKS LIKE A BROWNING!

Taking gun concealment methods to an extreme, a man arrested for speeding and wanted for murder smuggled a 10-inch revolver in his buttus holus into jail. Killed him? No, only rectum. Michael Leon Ward, a 22-year-old Georgia resident was arrested for speeding in Jacksonville, North Carolina and was found to have an outstanding murder warrant in Atlanta. Doesn’t everyone in Atlanta have an outstanding murder warrant? Except the victims?

You just know this Michael Leon Ward is a Democrat. Why, AWD, do you say that? Well, because he’s an “urban yoot” and he’s also wanted for murder. But this episode does show how far some Democrats will go to honor the 2nd amendment! With this extraordinary rectal performance and dedication, Michael Leon Ward could soon find himself on Hussein Hopenchange’s presidential detail. Hell, Michael could even become the next presidential ‘body man’ with buttular talents like that! Obama has not been the same since his last body man Reggie “come here Barry baby and get you some” Love broke up with the president. Yes, Michael Leon might be able to fill Obama’s opening.

This story also proves that Democrats can do some pretty remarkable, fa-reaky deaky thangs with their asses! Just think what talent it takes to conceal a revolver in one’s pooper with the po-po banging on the car window! I believe Michael Leon has a future in the Democrat Party with his butt abilities! Congressional libtard legend Barney Fwank himself could probably conceal the guns of Navarone in his boo-tay! Michael Leon will certainly be the belle of the ball on his cell block until he receives his presidential pardon. I bet the boys have a pillow picked out for him to bite already!

Now, AWD could go the easy route and make cheap jokes that the guy might be a crack dealer. Or that he is probably a crack shot. Or that he’s a crappy shot. Or he could go off half-cocked. Or that the gun was a Browning. Oh, yes, AWD could say all those things…but I won’t. This page is much too classy to write about a guy sticking a gun up his butt!

Here’s the young Democrat Congressman-to-be. Kind of resembles Jesse Jackson, Jr, doesn’t he?

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32 Responses to IS THAT A GUN IN YOUR BUTT OR ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?

This the kind of guy that obummer trash wants to send out on the street with guns to keep the peace. Likely, he is president of the democrat party in his home town.

Fed Up Texan
January 14, 2012 at 9:02 pm
I could say how I think he got that bump on his forehead..but I wont. Just keeping it classy!

Doris
January 14, 2012 at 9:39 pm
Looks like he has his holster for his gun all prepped for all the other (big) guns some of his new friends will want to put in same holster.
Can you say ouch…

Bob
January 14, 2012 at 10:03 pm
- I suspect that being in prison had a way of exspanding his “holsters” capacity.
  
  It’s a good thing too, he is going to need some extra room back there when the Judge breaks his foot off is his ass!
  
  Bloodless Coup
  January 15, 2012 at 8:49 am
AWD
Jesse was a rolling stone.

ga steve
January 14, 2012 at 10:10 pm
What’s he hiding in that forehead?

Laz
January 14, 2012 at 10:13 pm
I grew up in the city of Atlanta but it has changed a lot since then. I was an urban redneck WASP Republican so the quota-mongers weren’t interested in me. Big cities of course are now liberal hotbeds; not so back in the Stone Age when I lived there. I never dreamed it would change so drastically, sort of like a trip to the Twilight Zone (still there on MeTV). I like to live in the past by watching that station.

MM from Georgia
January 14, 2012 at 11:13 pm
Yeah, I bet ol’Mikey was BUTT HURT when his A$$ was BUSTED. Like I’ve said I don’t go inside I285 for nutt’n.

Dirty Al the Infidel
January 14, 2012 at 11:23 pm
That’s just part of ‘embracing diversity’….

Don’t you just love it…..

freespeechzone
January 14, 2012 at 11:53 pm
- The diversicrats claim they want diversity but won’t allow diversity of opinion, always seeking to shut it down.
  
  MM from Georgia
  January 15, 2012 at 7:26 am
….And what ya wanna bet he has a locked down conversion to Prislam. The only religion that awards bad behavior.

Dirty Al the Infidel
January 15, 2012 at 12:30 am
- Christianity awarded Anglos this whole country after false imprisonment, slavery, real estate fraud, murder, kidnapping and every other crime imaginable though, right? Isn’t that bad behavior?
  
  Joseph
  January 15, 2012 at 6:44 am
  - No Christianity has never rewarded bad behavior. I’m refering to real Christianity as in when a person has a personal relationship with the Lord Jesus Christ not some psuedo Christian in name only. Seek the truth and it shall set you free.
    
    Dirty Al the Infidel
    January 15, 2012 at 8:05 pm
I feel sorry for the guy who had to retrieve it! I also feel sorry for the gun!

CTrigger
January 15, 2012 at 2:10 am
Thats right son, your daddy was well known in his day for shoving a gun up his ass. Wow really mom, thats cool

he was a big hit in the pen.

Dano1001
January 15, 2012 at 2:30 am
Oh yeah, he’s a Democrat alright. His monkey like tactics of stuffing his.. Hey, you guys, I really wish I was Black just like everyone on here does. Maybe for a day so I could see what it’s like to not smell like a damn dog you know? And possibly please my wife for the first time. But I’d have to go back to hating those bastards the next day because this guy Obama is really solving the big problems now and all I’m able to do now is call him Hussein Baracka YoMamma. I know that the Republican field these days is looking limper than ever and it looks like we’re going to have to hold a going out of business sale in the near future. Just writing this hurts my heart. We had four years to find or create a candidate in a laboratory that could beat this… boy. My great grandfather would turn in his grave just to find out that not only are these people reading now, they’re running the country better than we ever did! I know some of my people on here might not like the truth but it is the truth… Hope none of my friends see this post but hey, it IS on this site so no one ever will.

Jimmy
January 15, 2012 at 6:40 am
- Starting to look a lot like South Africa. Yeah, they’re doin’ a bang-up job. They seem to be following the DEE-troit City Council model of guv-mint. “Please my wife how? By the way, they ain’t all got big’uns. That myth was debunked in boot camp. They like white boys…….. some do have and some don’t have.
  
  M K Keene
  January 18, 2012 at 12:24 pm
  - with my lil’ white cock jacka#%
    
    Joseph
    January 20, 2012 at 3:22 am
About Atlanta, We call it Bananalanta for obvious reasons. Never stop there unless we have a flat tire. Its the Detroit of the south.

Bob
January 15, 2012 at 8:40 am
- Truckers call the 285 loop the “Ring Around the Congo”!LMAO when I first heard that.
  
  M K Keene
  January 18, 2012 at 12:28 pm
Maybe this guy was trying to rob somebody and somebody else shoved that gun up his ass and he just forgot it was there.

You never know.

Bloodless Coup
January 15, 2012 at 8:43 am
Speaking of crime: 38,000 ranchers and farmers file class action suit against (Mafia boss) John Corzine and his MF Global. The Obama Administration is looking the other way due to political associations.

Keiser Report: Wall Street Gangsta!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVECwKRmhx8

Edtudo
January 15, 2012 at 8:57 am
- Edtudo
  Here’s a link to that I got from barnhardz’s site.
  http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/farmers-sue-jon-corzine-missing-millions/story?id=15321298#.Twzp_Pmk58E
  
  ga steve
  January 15, 2012 at 3:28 pm
  - Hi you guys…I have a local news story saved to put here the next day or two…maybe tomorrow morning, just depends what all goes on around here these days.
    
    Seems the msm doesn’t care about this either..infuriating.
    
    bigtimer
    January 15, 2012 at 3:49 pm
Tucks is the word for this dude!

Perhaps too short of a comment, but That has got to be uncomfortable, just a bit!

Blistered, out!

Blistered
January 15, 2012 at 9:41 am
He’s got the koranimal prayer bump.

sablegsd
January 15, 2012 at 10:31 am
Oh yeah! This scumbag really puts the rat in democrat.

A to the X
January 15, 2012 at 2:26 pm
I watched an episode of Sons of Guns last night, where some guy brought in an 1860s French 20-shot pinfire REVOLVER! That’s the kind of thing Bawney would smuggle up there… Still probably be a loose fit though!

Racist
January 15, 2012 at 5:37 pm
Gifted fellow, no doubt …

Back in the day I had a girlfriend who could hide a S&W model 29 under one boob and an 8 pack of Miller ponies under the other.

Haven’t thought about her in quite a while …. what a great gal !

Ghostrider
January 15, 2012 at 6:05 pm
A true Democrat indeed, thanks to LBJ, whose immortal words still resound throughout the land:

“I’ll have those ni**ers voting Democratic for the next 200 years.”

thunk
January 15, 2012 at 6:47 pm
“Congressional libtard legend Barney Fwank himself could probably conceal the guns of Navarone in his boo-tay!”

Holy effing lol.

BTW, here are a couple more that you should not include due to your high standards for classiness!

“I heard he shoots from between the hips!”

“He shot himself in the heel on that one, didn’t he?”

“Would you consider him a ‘loose cannon’?”

“Brings a whole new meaning to the term ‘bearing arms’, doesn’t it?”

How did I ever fail as a stand-up comedian?

RedStaterNYC
January 17, 2012 at 10:52 am
this guy is a dillusional nut case if you aske me

blockin baller
January 18, 2012 at 1:22 pm

IS THAT A GUN IN YOUR BUTT OR ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?

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