AWD’s had a facelift! Not a real facelift like the hundreds Nancy Pelosi has had. But a theme facelift on the website. But not a makeover! That would be gay!
Please bear with The Big Sexy and team as we all figure what the hell is going on with the new site. It will be tweaked, pinched, patted, squeezed and felt up until we get it all dialed in….just like AWD’s high school girlfriends! I know many of you dudes don’t like the new site already. That is because you are goat-ropers and not designers of highly sophisticated inter-web net information super-highway sh*t like AWD. But when has AWD ever let you down? I mean, recently?
Our very own RedStater designed the new logo. For free! Now you know pretty much why it was selected! No, actually, AWD paid (wasted) $200 to have a bunch of designers come up with a new logo. They pretty much sucked except for one. But Red’s was still light-years ahead. Thanks Redstater! I’m going to take back some of those bad things I’ve been saying about your whacked-out posts I can’t understand!
One thang I like is you’ll be able to see more than 3 or 4 posts at a time. You’ll also get to go to certain Categories if you want to read about certain Categories. We’ll be coming up with more Categories too to better help you find exactly what it is you’re seeking here.
Big ass announcement!! AWD has signed on to start selling all manner of cool t shirts with a few other conservative bloggers! I’ll be able to submit all kinds of designs to sell. And yes, fillies! AWD will also have t shirts made for fillies to accentuate your breastular regions with the logo and other cool and sexy designs from AWD and other groovy conservative bloggers! Look for that to go live late this or next week!
The new site is also going to have a page where dudes and dudettes (especially dudettes) can send in photos of you wearing your high-fashion AWD Dudewear. It will be especially cool if you send in photos of you wearing Dudewear in cool places…like the Oval Office or something.
So please be patient with the new site. Hey, what do you want for nothing? But it’s still better than some of any of those douche sites like Little Gay Footballs and such. Hell, pulling your fingernails off with pliers is better than those politically correct, libtarded wastes of electricity!
So, since we’re a big Angry White Family here…except you libtarded trolls…feel free to send me some ideas to make the site even better. I might even take time to read them!