Is there anything Democrats won’t screw? JFK screwed interns and movie stars. Bubba Clintoon, interns and trailer trash. Obama? America and our allies. I would say that Democrats have shown for generations that they have the morals of a drunk Mezcan but I hate to insult drunk Mezcans! In the case of Bubba Clintoon and his skanks, I’m pretty sure there are some that not even a drunk Mezcan would do! Hillary is definitely included in that number!
This week, a 69 year old womern has released a book outlining her affair with John F. Kennedy when she was only 19 years old. She had been a White House intern for only 4 days before Kennedy educated her on his ideas of the penal system. She was a child and had a grown, powerful man force himself on her. Worse than that, Kennedy made her perform sex acts on others while he watched. Dayum, what a prevert! And there are also rumors that JFK had seen a big one up close a time or two!
It’s rumored JFK had six other mistresses as well as his wife Jackie. Just when did that sumbitch have time to be President?
Here’s an excerpt from the book she has written:
I am Mimi Alford, and I do not regret what I did. I was young and I was swept away, and I cannot change that fact. It’s been almost 10 years since my secret was revealed to the world, and I’ve spent a lot of time in the intervening years thinking about this tender episode of my life, and how to express my feelings about it, or even if I should. I don’t have such doubts anymore. Until that day in May, there had been an emptiness inside me that I didn’t know how to fill. But since then, the happiness and contentment I have come to know as Mimi Alford have freed me — and taught me the importance of taking control of my story.
Mickey Spillane, it ain’t! But yet another child caught up with a immoral leader with zero morals! She didn’t mention anything about cigars. But we know JFK stocked up on Cuban cigars before imposing a ban on them. Mimi doesn’t regret what she did…cheating on a married man with children. Yep, perfect DemonRat.
Here’s JFK sharing some of his “reel in the biscuit” techniques with a young protege:
I must say I’m not surprised at all with this story. We already knew JFK ran around chasing bootay like Hillary Clinton chasing wars with Middle East dictators. But sex with a 19 year old child? Marilyn Monroe is one thing….a child is another! I’m telling you…Democrat Presidents get more boo-tay than tv preachers! And they will screw anything they can screw! Unfortunately, JFK sounds a lot like Newt!