I believe most Americans have had a gut full of Muslims and their Koran. Those people are just wound too tight for our liking. No sense of humor at all. And always wanting to kill or annihilate somebody or something! And then rioting every time somebody slights them or their goofy religion….which is always! No sense of style, not groovy, let’s face it…Muslims are a drag. It’s no wonder Islam has never done a damn thing for the world! They’re too busy destroying what everybody else has worked hard to build! All that hate they carry around makes them un-funky. And AWD has always said I would hate to be thinking on my death bed, “I wish I had been a little more funky!”
Since Angry White Dude is a dude of tolerance and fully embraces diversity, I thought I’d share with you a hidden scripture that has been uncovered by the AWD Archeological Society on our recent charity trip to Iran. It was supposed to be in the original Koran but those camel-humpers were too busy raping, stoning and beheading to get all the verses included! It was supposed to be in the Book of Duda-al Sexy:
“Verily I say unto you, a Muslim full of wrath will harsh Allah’s mellow;
and wrathful behavior will not be considered groovy. Anger will be judged
as being uptight, which is unhip, and that, Allah cannot dig.”
Now that Muslims have seen the missing verse to the Koran, they can settle the @#*& down so Hussein Hopenchange can pull his drawers up and let go of his ankles. Maybe those savage goat-humpers can go out honky-tonkin’, take in a show, do some flippy-floppy with the wife (or goat) of their choice. Hell, those fuzzy varmints over in Afghanistan can just eat a handful of opium they grow over there! Party like it’s the 8th century! At least that’s what AWD recommends for those backwards-assed savages!
So since we’ve all been preoccupied with Muslims, here’s a Caption This photo you might have some fun with:
The Big Sexy’s chart topper is:
“Hey, who’s the new babe in town?”
Ya see, they really can’t tell who the girl is because of the bur….uh, nevermind. Well then, see if YOU can do better, Mister Funny Guy!
“Living in the same bat cave since the 7th century and using Muslim technology for the Bat Car!”
See what you come up with. And here’s one more from Afghanistan:
“All we are saying, is give peace a chance”
For tonight’s Music That Doesn’t Suck, I’m going to play an oldie but goodie that popped up on ye olde iPod Friday. I had forgotten how great this song is. And since it’s about getting laid…something the Muslims need is a bad way…it’s perfect for tonight’s MTDS! Here’s the great Meatloaf with one of the all-time great rock songs…and one AWD has performed karaoke more times than I care to remember with various fillies across the USA….it’s “Paradise By The Dashboard Light.” If you’ve never listened to this song about parking and all the rest with your best girl, I suggest you stay tuned until the end to see what happens! Warning to all you Muslim savages, the skinny one with breasts in the video is what is known as a woman. I know those burqas have you all confused!