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The Giving Tree (Lost Manuscript), Part 4
"Prepare for Fairness!"
The next day, the boy showed up carrying an odd-shaped container.
“Good morning, Man,” said the tree, shakily.
The boy ignored her and instead looked around.
“What have you done to provide for the 99%? Nothing, I see! So then—prepare to be occupied!” he proclaimed.
He lowered a plank across the muck and daintily walked across it over to the tree’s little island, odd-shaped container in hand.
He walked up next to the tree and set down his container.
“You’re not going to hurt me, are you?” asked the tree, frightened and upset.
The boy remained silent as he opened his container and pulled out a large chainsaw.
“What are you doing?!” exclaimed the tree.
“Something that I should have done a long time ago, Tree—I’m going to chop you down to size!” said the boy proudly.
The boy steadied the chainsaw against the base of the tree, nicking her bark. She flinched in pain. “Ow…” she gasped.
“Ha!” laughed the boy, “Not so strong now, are you? How’s that Oakitalism working out for ya, eh? Your “Tree Market” system failed! Prepare to be reformed, Tree!”
The boy pulled the chainsaw away and revved its engine. He lowered it toward the tree, and was just about to slice into her trunk, when a shout came from yonder:
“Stop!”
The Groundskeepers Arrive
The boy idled the chainsaw and looked up. He saw approaching a rag-tag group of men and women, well-armed and looking mighty pissed.
“What the @*!$ are you doing to our tree?” shouted an angry white dude in the front of the pack.
The boy set down the chainsaw and snickered. “I’m making things fair,” he said snidely. “And just who do you think you are, you fat, ugly, flyover-country hicks?”
“We’re The Groundskeepers, you little sh*t—and we’ll give you five seconds to explain why you’ve ruined this perfectly good, fruitful, beautiful tree that wanted nothing but the best for you!”
“Ha!” chortled the boy. “Your tree was imperialist and racist. But you wouldn’t see that. Because you’re stupid and racist. But anyway, I don’t have to answer to you. I’m your moral and intellectual superior!”
“Five…” the man in front stated.
“You’re nothing but a bunch of hate-filled, tea-baggin’ rednecks!” the boy taunted.
“Four!” the man in front shouted.
“Violence is all you evil-mongers have! You’re so unenlightened, unlike me!” the boy bellowed.
“Three!” the man shouted. The rag-tag group raised their weapons, and the clatter of a thousand guns being cocked echoed through the still air.
“Eh…” the boy began, but then stopped…and gulped.
“Two!”
He peed his pants…and then pooped his pants.
“One!”
Squealing like a little girl, the boy jumped into the sewage, swam across the moat, climbed out, and began to run away from the group as fast as he could.
“Fire!” the man shouted, and The Groundskeepers opened fire.
And the screaming, crying, peepee-and-poopy-pants little prick of a boy went down in a blaze of inglory.
And The Groundskeepers lowered their weapons.
And the smoke cleared.
And they went to go help revive their sickly and abused tree.
They cutoff the sewage.
They drained the swamp.
They filled in the pit.
They replanted the tree’s acorns.
And they slowly, painstakingly, and lovingly, nursed the tree back to health.
And the tree, at long last, was once again happy.
The Giving Tree, Restored
The End
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on February 24, 2012. Filed under Original Angry White Art.
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Would to God the real story has a good ending.
Major
February 24, 2012 at 7:29 am
Amen. Hoping for the best over here…
RedStaterNYC
February 24, 2012 at 11:56 am
And the tree’s name was LIBERTY, Well done RedState well done.
ga steve
February 24, 2012 at 8:44 am
ga steve…
Well-named!
Red, loved the ending.
We all know your example is exactly what this country has come to in the big picture of things…and fight we must, because we have a mighty big fight on our hands now, right before our eyes.We see examples of this each and every single day…our country’s on the edge now, fight back we must- before it’s too late…or she’s gone!
bigtimer
February 24, 2012 at 11:18 am
Thanks Biggie–and you nailed it. Fight back we much!!!
RedStaterNYC
February 24, 2012 at 11:57 am
Thanks, GA. And yes–Liberty twas her name…
RedStaterNYC
February 24, 2012 at 11:57 am
Great! I am going to read this article to my boy! Have him turn in his book report on it! Great job RS!!!
American Infidel #1
February 24, 2012 at 1:50 pm
lol–I’ll send him a printable copy!
RedStaterNYC
February 25, 2012 at 4:36 am
The Boy/Man got off too easy IMHO, maybe I could rewrite a alternate ending for ya
Waspish
February 24, 2012 at 7:21 pm
Waspish, hand ‘er over and I’ll publish it up here as an alternate ending! (ex_machina@live.com)
RedStaterNYC
February 25, 2012 at 4:36 am
Interesting developments in NW England
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2105835/Mob-200-youths-pelt-police-bricks-smash-shops-anger-going-sex-grooming-trial.html
A seriously angry response to the Muslim gangs targeting white girls for rape and worse. Watch this space, this is going to get very nasty.
Liam
February 24, 2012 at 8:20 pm
After reading the link I am still confused about the circumstance of the news article. And it only leads to more questions.
Liam correct anything I get wrong please.
1. Muslims forcing indigenous women into prostitution and/or gang raping them.
2. Rioters in the streets demanding justice against accused Muslim sex offenders.
3. Police out in force, kicking ass and arresting people rioting.
What has happened to the Police? Just months ago they were running from rioters, Why the change in policy?
You can see why I am confused, can’t you?
Waspish
February 24, 2012 at 9:53 pm
Waspish,
Simple. The Police “Service” – at senior level anyway – are the armed wing of PC insanity.
Whites rioting against Muslim rapists? The police will wade in with everything and lock down the district.
Last August in London, Birmingham and Nottingham? Well, we wouldn’t want to upset the “community” would we?
You have read the situation correctly BTW. And yes, I understand your confusion.
Liam
February 26, 2012 at 5:41 pm
Arise, Britannia, arise!
RedStaterNYC
February 25, 2012 at 4:39 am
What a wise and enjoyable tale!
Timbo
February 25, 2012 at 12:39 pm
Thanks Timbo!
RedStaterNYC
February 25, 2012 at 1:30 pm
So it was white people rioting? Amazing! I can’t condone throwing rocks at the police, but just the idea of their assmbling in significant numbers to protest is a very positive development, IMHO.
NewImprovedTied
April 26, 2012 at 10:55 pm