Well, my mellow has not really been harshed, it’s just that I’ve been in a funk after learning about Andrew. That’s “funk” and not my regular high level of funky. Andrew’s passing made me do some introspection today. I’m going to change a few things in the Big Sexy’s life. Because it can be taken so fast.
I was going to write on those little bug-humping Chinese bastids turning off the internet to the Pentagon and taking total control of NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory….but I just can’t bring myself to get worked up over it. But I do feel bad that the Joint Chiefs of Staff couldn’t read Angry White Dude today. Believe me, those PC tools need this blog as part of their everyday diet! One thing that’s clear is those Chinese propeller-heads know our computer systems better than we do! I have an idea. Why not just take the internet out of highly secure buildings so those little yellow dog-eaters can’t hack in? I know, that would make too much sense! Well, if those communist yellow varmints are going to hack into all things internet over here, they might as well give AWD free Showtime or something!
I don’t know what I’m going to do to get cheered up. I’ve tried peeing on my neighbor’s car…the one with Obama 2012 stickers….and that didn’t work. Naah, you know that’s a lie because I live in North Dallas and there are no Obama 2012 bumper stickers here. I could go down to the county dump and shoot some cats…that always makes me feel better…but then I’d probably put PETA out of bidness now that it’s been reported they kill over 95% of all the animals they get. Lord knows we don’t need more on unemployment…I don’t care how great Nancy Pelosi says it is for the economy! Hell, I have a better idea for PETA! They ought to just ship those animals over to China in exchange for not hacking into our computers! Maybe if those Chinese bastids got their fill of sweet and sour cat they’d lose interest in our missile launch codes. Of course, if Hussein wins in November, we won’t have any missiles to have codes for!
Open post time. I know a lot of people have left their thoughts on Breitbart today on AWD but here’s another chance. Or you can post openly without fear of reprisal…unless you truly harsh my mellow. Then there will be more hell than a little bit when I hunt you, find you and kill you.
Music That Doesn’t Suck tonight is a mellow one. It was written by one of my favorite songwriters, one Guy Clark of Texas. It’s performed by the great Lyle Lovett, also of Texas. You can fast forward past the talking and to the singing. I was on the plane this afternoon and this popped up on my iPod. I had forgotten how much I like this song. Hope you will too.