If it robs big money like a Democrat and/or “loses” big money like a Democrat, you better believe it will a leader in the Democrat Party! If they steal/lose big money to the tune of $1.6 billion, it will be Jon Corzine! Corzine has held many illustrious positions high in the Democrat Party. He was the CEO of Goldman Sachs, a Senator and Governor. Yeah, I know…it was New Joisey…so what can you expect? And yea, I know Goldman Sachs isn’t officially a part of the Democrat Party..but might as well be! But Corzine has been a big money man for the Dims for years…go figure!
Corzine headed up an investment company called MF Global. I crap you negative. MF Global! AWD assumes Corzine is a big Mothers Finest fan (as is the Big Sexy) instead of just a foul-mouthed damn talkin’ sumbitch. Problem is the MF’ers misplaced billions of dollars of client money (I could have sworn it was here!). Then the MF’ers overdrew their account faster than Whitney Houston did hers in Colombia. MF was overdrawn $200 million…suddenly, I don’t feel so bad…and used client money to cover the overdraft. Problem is, it’s against the law to use client money for your own MF’ing business. Even for Democrats. Theoretically. But that is exactly what the MF’ers did.
Bigger problem is Mr. Corzine, head MF’er, swore to Congress he never, ever, ever, never told any other MF’er to use client money to cover a $200 million overdraft. In fact, here is what Jon Corzine, head MF’er, said to Congress under oath:
“I never gave any instruction to misuse customer funds, I never intended anyone at MF Global to misuse customer funds and I don’t believe that anything I said could reasonably have been interpreted as an instruction to misuse customer funds.”
However, Bloomberg (the financial information website…not the idiot Mayor of NYC) reported:
Edith O’Brien, a treasurer for the firm, said in an e-mail quoted in the memo that the transfer was “Per JC’s direct instructions,” according to a copy of the memo obtained by Bloomberg News. The e-mail, dated Oct. 28, was sent three days before the company collapsed, the memo says. The memo does not indicate whether that phrase was the full text of the e-mail or an excerpt.
Oops! So either it was Jon Corzine or Jesus who told O’Brien to use client money! Subsequent emails uncovered further discussions trying to hide the fact that $1.6 billion of client money was missing. They said:
O’Brien: Our clients loved that money!
Corzine: I’ll tell ya what! I’ll swear you were doing a great job of taking care of that money! But you left the money out back last night…and this morning..it was gone! We report it to Congress, the taxpayers give your clients bailout money, and they’ll get new money!
O’Brien: (sobbing) wwwill that work?
Corzine: Hey! Gotta work better than the truth!
OBrien: (muffled sobs)
Corzine: Hey, O’Brien, you can’t spend your life worrying about mistakes! You f***ed up! You trusted us!
Other unnamed MF’er to Obrien: My advice is you start drinking heavily.
AWD would like to believe that Corzine will one day soon cut a dashing figure in stripes on Cellblock C. But we all know Hussein is going to pardon every Democrat and criminal (oops..redundacy alert!) before leaving office. He’s already started with the Taliban big beards down in Gitmo! Rumor has it they’re on their way back home to start the Afghanistan Democrat Party.
Lying to the lying liars in Congress should still be punished. I mean, why not enforce some of the laws on the books? I realize Corzine is only human..but dayum! AWD has lost keys, cell phones, even my super sexy boxers (single days)…but I have yet to lose $1.2 billion! Maybe if I did, I could be the CEO of Goldman Sachs, a Senator/Governor from Nueva Jersey and a bigshot DemonRat too!
So word to the wise! Don’t trust any of your money to any DemonRat MF’er. But if you want some sound investment advice, throw a few million to Hussein before November and then go open some BS green energy plant and you’ll realize a very equitable return on your investment!
And for MF’er Corzine, here’s some patented Music That Doesn’t Suck from Mother’s Finest! Takes AWD back to Ocean Drive Beach for Spring Break 1977. A good time was had by all. Here’s “Baby Love.”
And here is The Honorable Democrat Corzine testifying to Congress. (Hint: he’s lying!)