OK goat ropers. Time to embrace diversity around these parts. You know AWD loves him some diversity! And to prove AWD’s love of diversity, here’s a photo of the actual coaster AWD has on his desk.
Yes, those are vomit stains. But isn’t that just the perfect coaster for a diversity-lovin’ sumbitch like the Big Sexy? And on the topic of diversity, nothing says diversity like Anderson Cooper.
All right, let’s get down to bidness. We haven’t had a “Caption This” in a month of Sundays. So here’s our photo of the night:
AWD’s chart-topping caption:
“A big p*ssy and a fat cat”
I know I’m gonna get in trouble with my mama when she reads this. Hopefully, she’s out on another three-day drunk with those bowling friends of hers that just got out of jail. See what y’all can come up with in reference to a snappy caption for that photo of Senor Cooper!
As an added bonus, your words in this open post will be read by millions of readers worldwide. I’ve noticed a lot of traffic from Iran lately. They seem to really like the “Tit For Tat” post. Fuzzy little preverts! They also read a lot of Angry White Imam’s posts. Since the Occupy and Poopers were acting up again today, I’ll post the photo of Angry White Imam in New York during the Occupy Time Square protest last fall:
So sound off on what’s on your chest. Obama, Romney, Moochelle, our recently banned troll Raymond, AW Imam, Islam, guns, flashlights, Hooters…whatever you want. The Iranians may just put out a fatwa on your ass!
Music That Doesn’t Suck tonight is from Steely Dan. It’s an old one but their music sounds just as good today as it did when it came out. Here’s “My Old School.”