Great googly moogly! Whodathunkit! Anderson Cooper has finally admitted he’s a sensitive guy! What’s the mainstream propaganda media coming to these days? I guess next they’re going to tell me Rachel Maddow is a womern! Or Rosie O’Donnell’s a butt-ugly, bufforilla lebanese womern with an ass as wide as Delaware! I’m in a state of shock! I didn’t know Anderson Cooper was a homosexual. I thought he was a vampire.
AWD is the first to admit he does not stay up with all-things-poofter in America. But is Anderson Cooper’s acknowledgement that he’s seen one up close a surprise to anyone? I mean, come on! He’s on CNN, for heaven’s sake! So it’s no real surprise he’s a moisturizer. Hell, AWD would be shocked to find that someone on CNN is not a libtarded homosexual!
Here’s the bombshell Cooper dropped on the world today:
The fact is, I’m gay, always have been, always will be, and I couldn’t be any more happy, comfortable with myself, and proud.
Why is it such a BFD when a known homosexual announces to the world he’s a poofter…or she’s a lebanese? Is anyone really surprised? Or does anyone really give a rat? Except other libtarded poofters and lebanese? Why not just do your job spreading lies and propaganda for the Obama White House and keep your poofterish activities private?
Well, AWD is here to counter the trend of announcing one’s homosexuality!
AWD states for the record:
The fact is, I’m straight, always have been, always will be, and I couldn’t be any more happy, comfortable with myself, and proud. Oh, and I’ve laid more cable than AT&T (with the opposite curvy sex, that is). Oh, and I don’t moisturize. Oh, and I don’t have a cat. Oh, and I don’t take lavender scented bubble baths. Oh, and I don’t call what I’m wearing an outfit.
What is amazing to me is how liberals fall all over themselves congratulating Cooper for admitting he bites the pillow. Why is it liberals are so caught up with their sexual proclivities? I’m not real sure of what “proclivities” means, but I think it means what one does in their bedroom/boudoir. Liberal womerns are always wanting to keep someone out of their vaginas..as if anyone would want to be up in there anyway! Sensitive guys are so proud to announce they’re butt pirates. Really, I don’t care. As the Big Sexy (sorry, for fillies only, Anderson) has said many times, I don’t care if somebody sleeps with snakes…I just don’t want to hear about it. None of my bidness. Don’t make it my bidness.
Ugly, libtard actress Mia Farrow tweeted:
Being gay is the new cool thing and Ok calm down. Being gay was always cool
Sounds like someone is having a hard time finding any hombres interested in her vagina! I’m sure being gay is cool in her neck of the New York City woods….not so much where the AWD builds his campfire. But libtards praise Cooper like he’s cured cancer or something. Look people, he’s admitted what everyone already knew! He’s a libtarded, gay albino. Possibly a vampire.
AWD believes Cooper should be given more accolades for not sucking on people’s necks instead of their tingly parts. I just made myself sick over here.