Behold, my latest work of art:
I call it, “Poop Prophet” (aka “Sh!t Muhammad”)!
I am going to enter it into the Southeastern Center for Contemporary Art‘s “Awards in the Visual Arts” competition, where I’m sure to be a winner! I might even score me some greenbacks from the taxpayer-funded National Endowment for the Arts. (You know, that “non-partisan” organization that you and I pay for that was caught coordinating a propaganda campaign for Obamacare? Yeah, that one.)
This is such a brilliant piece of art that I’m sure to receive world-wide support for my ingenious artistic expression and exercising my government-given freedom of speech!
Maybe even the Whitney Museum will feature me in their next biennial of young (well, not-so-young) but certainly lesser-known artists—you know, do a “show within a show” on “identity politics and disobedience“. I mean, how cool is it that I’m embracing my heterosexual white male self while simultaneously disobeying the dictates of religious fundamentalists, amirite?
Yeah artistic expression! Yeah freedom of speech! Yeah offending the inbred, racist, homophobic, xenophobic, natavist, intolerant, bigoted, neo-Nazi, theocratic Koran-thumpers! Yeah…
PS: My thoughts exactly: Modern Art: Socialism’s Ugly Whore