I just got off the phone with our very own Georgia Girl who came up with a great idea. Allow me to explain in my typically desultory way…

AIS, for those not in the know, stands for “Ass In Seat”. As in: “You better be ass-in-seat by 07:00 or you’re gettin’ a pair of Irish sunglasses!” Etc.

Why do I bring this up?

Clint Eastwood gave a memorable performance at the recent Republican National Convention in Tampa, where he held a dialog with an imaginary Barack Hussein Obama as represented by an empty chair. While the self-assessed “elites” lampooned this performance and denigrated Eastwood as over-the-hill and possibly senile and demented, the shtick took on a life of its own with patriots across the country, whereby empty chair-hilarity ensued. E.g.:

The Good, the Bad, and the Chair

Chair One Down!

Chair One Down!

Or my favorite…

Empty Chair Hanging

Hang 'em high!

For this great new “meme”, we have no one but Clint Eastwood to thank.

So what’s all this have to do with AIS?

Well, this weekend, Eastwood’s new movie, Trouble with the Curve, opens in theaters across the country. It has received middling reviews—much to the delight of said “elites”, who are snickering about “empty chairs” being the common sight at showings of the film. Have I ever mentioned how much I hate our elites and their pretentious, hubristic, narcissistic, smug, sanctimonious, holier-than-thou attitude toward all things patriotic? Well, what would be better than to make a mockery of their mockery by filling said “empty chairs” with the asses of patriots this weekend and thereby sending Eastwood’s latest effort into better-than-expected territory?

Think of it as “National Chick-fil-A Day”, but without all the perpetually-aggrieved, whining fagiots making out in the parking lot.

Plus, when was the last time you took the little filly out for a night on the town? Make it a dinner-and-a-movie night and, who knows—you may just get lucky!

So whacha say, patriots—gonna get your AIS this weekend and help a brotha out?

Well, are ya, punk?

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  1. Great post Red…if we lived near a place that was showing this we’d be going.

    Btw…screw the elites!

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  2. Georgia Girl says:

    Oh YEAH! We are heading out this evening… Thanks RedStater –
    Those are the best pictures I’ve seen yet…

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  3. PS, I think I owe props to MT Patriot for the photos.

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  4. Thanks for bringing this to my attention…

    I generally dont go to the movies because people tend to annoy the shite out of me and crowds serve to remind me of this fact in a very profound way, but I may make an exception for this one… sure I could wait for it to come out on bluray or DVD like I normally do but that wouldnt tell Mr Eastwoods critics to shove it up there collective asses now would it?

    Love the photos LOL especially the golf course “chair one is down”

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  5. Spurwing Plover says:

    Make him Chair Man of the Bored

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  6. Red, priceless,,, and actionable. Think I’ll take you up on this.

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  7. If BHO had a son, would he lie as much as dada?

    Obamas lie
    ‘OBAMA said, in his Cairo speech:
    “I know, too, that Islam has always been a part of America’s story.’
    Mr. Obama:
    Were those Muslims that were in America when the Pilgrims first landed?
    Funny, I thought they were Native American Indians. [bureau of indigenous muslim affairs]
    Were those Muslims that celebrated the first Thanksgiving day?
    Can you show me one Muslim signature on the United States Constitution? Declaration of Independence? Bill of Rights?
    Didn’t think so.
    Did Muslims fight for this country’s freedom from England? No.
    Did Muslims fight during the Civil War to free the slaves in America?
    No, they did not. In fact, Muslims to this day are still the largest traffickers in human slavery. Your own ‘half brother’ a devout Muslim still advocates slavery himself, even though muslims of Arabic descent refer to black muslims as “pug nosed slaves.” Says a lot of what the Muslim world really thinks of your family’s “rich Islamic heritage” doesn’t it Mr.Obama?
    Where were Muslims during this country’s Woman’s Suffrage era? Again, not present. In fact, devout Muslims demand that women are subservient to men in the Islamic culture. So much so that often they are beaten for not wearing the ‘hajib’ or for talking to a man that is not a direct family member or their husband. Yep, the Muslims are all for women’s rights aren’t they?
    Where were Muslims during World War II? They were aligned with Adolf Hitler. The Muslim grand mufti himself met with Adolf Hitler, reviewed the troops and accepted support from the Nazi’s in killing Jews.
    Mr. Obama, where were Muslims on Sept. 11th, 2001?
    If they weren’t flying planes into the World Trade Center, the Pentagon or a field in Pennsylvania killing nearly 3,000 people on our own soil, they were rejoicing in the middle east. No one can dispute the pictures shown from all parts of the Muslim world celebrating on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other news networks that day.
    Strangely, the very “moderate” Muslims who’s asses you bent over backwards to kiss in Cairo, Egypt on June 4th were stone cold silent post 9-11.
    To many Americans, their silence has meant approval for the acts of that day.
    And THAT, Mr. Obama, is the “rich heritage” Muslims have here in America.
    http://elvisnixon.com/2012/09/.....erica.aspx

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  8. Clint rocks! I rarely go to movies but next week 4 of us are going to see 2016…..that will “make my day” .Wonder how many Demo-rats have seen it????

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  9. I made a special point of watching “Coogan’s Bluff” on the classic movies channel last night to see the great man in his prime.

    “The colour of pity is red……

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