There are two things AWD does better than any other blogger…and both of them are sexy, baybah! Doug Ross’ ranking of the Top 150 conservative websites is out and the Big Sexy is tagging out at a light-running 126! Not bad for a one-eyed, fat man and a gang of right-wing extremist dudes and dudettes!
In four short years, AWD has gone from a blog read only by family members I shamed into reading my bitchings to a powerhouse of non-PC truth and sexiness. Of that, we can all be proud. Because there’s a little sexy in all of us! Except liberals, of course.
I must thank our powerhouse lineup of contributors like Bigtimer, RedStater, Inagaddadavida, and others who contribute from time to time to make this page a whole hell of a lot more fun than a root canal. Maybe one day we can all be in the same FEMA camp.
And where would this page be without all of our regular dudes and dudettes? Probably ranked #127. And that would just suck el grande uno. It’s quite humbling that so many people show up to read my regular slop writings and rantings. Thank heavens for Big and Red!
AWD never has thought he was much of a writer. I really don’t know how to do much of anything else except be a movie star. But I love me some AWD.com. It’s been fun watching our little place on Al Gore’s web net grow larger and larger. I won’t say it has prospered because AWD has yet to make a dollar and a dime here, ya cheap bastids…but that’s OK. Hussein would just spread it around anyway.
Thanks to all dudes and dudettes! AWD would be nothing without you! Except sexy. Hit it, Natch (as in Nature Boy for all you uneducated non-wrasslin’ goat ropers):
And since AWD is in a sexy mood, I’m going to share with you some lessons in love from my sensei de amor, Unknown Hinson:
Yes, womerns likes that….and chicks did the Big Sexy, baybah! Can I get an amen, Dudettes?