BIG AND SEXY, BAYBAH!

There are two things AWD does better than any other blogger…and both of them are sexy, baybah! Doug Ross’ ranking of the Top 150 conservative websites is out and the Big Sexy is tagging out at a light-running 126! Not bad for a one-eyed, fat man and a gang of right-wing extremist dudes and dudettes!

In four short years, AWD has gone from a blog read only by family members I shamed into reading my bitchings to a powerhouse of non-PC truth and sexiness. Of that, we can all be proud. Because there’s a little sexy in all of us! Except liberals, of course.

I must thank our powerhouse lineup of contributors like Bigtimer, RedStater, Inagaddadavida, and others who contribute from time to time to make this page a whole hell of a lot more fun than a root canal. Maybe one day we can all be in the same FEMA camp.

And where would this page be without all of our regular dudes and dudettes? Probably ranked #127. And that would just suck el grande uno. It’s quite humbling that so many people show up to read my regular slop writings and rantings. Thank heavens for Big and Red!

AWD never has thought he was much of a writer. I really don’t know how to do much of anything else except be a movie star. But I love me some AWD.com. It’s been fun watching our little place on Al Gore’s web net grow larger and larger. I won’t say it has prospered because AWD has yet to make a dollar and a dime here, ya cheap bastids…but that’s OK. Hussein would just spread it around anyway.

Thanks to all dudes and dudettes! AWD would be nothing without you! Except sexy. Hit it, Natch (as in Nature Boy for all you uneducated non-wrasslin’ goat ropers):

And since AWD is in a sexy mood, I’m going to share with you some lessons in love from my sensei de amor, Unknown Hinson:

Yes, womerns likes that….and chicks did the Big Sexy, baybah! Can I get an amen, Dudettes?

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48 Comments

  1. Kansas Gun Girl says:

    You know that the Big Sexy is our favorite! Congrats AWD!!!

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  2. Laughing my ass off…good news. – You’re hilarious as hell and always have been and better be!

    From this proud Dudette…you get my great big AMEN Baybah!

    (and thank you for the kudos Big Sexxxy.) – Besides that, you’re a helluva a writer. What you post made me stand up for you on another site long ago…let alone loved your wit and humor. Plus, you always…and I mean always hit the nail on the head on matters we were speaking of at the time..and then some. – Keep on Truckin’!

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  3. SPURWING PLOVER says:

    Dont let our dictator silence us conservatives oppose the UNFAIRNESS DOCTRINE

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  4. Love your site. Enjoy the hell outta it, but I ain’t going to any FEMA camp, alive that is.
    It would be nice if ya posted a little music on each topic. Its great to see what other people listen to. Keep it up AWD.
    Just sent ya a couple articles “O” let slip on gun control from PJ Media

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  5. Congrats, AWD!

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  6. Way to go, AWD ! You’re headed right to the top. I enjoyed your Dallas radio appearance a while back – listened on the Internet, the greatest invention this side of the television remote control, which I always employ when Juan Williams appears on the screen… Here’s a site I just ran across – I’m technologically challenged and couldn’t get it to forward : it’s XKCD.com, an offbeat cartoon site. If it’s offbeat, I like it. And isn’t roly-poly Candy Crowley a lovely sight to behold ? She has those fascinating liberal views, too !

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  7. Silberfuchs says:

    You’re “real”. And thank you for being so…

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  8. Blue Ridge Patriot says:

    Number 126 in some survey, number ONE in our hearts! Dude, hold a fundraiser………………I’ve got some spare change.

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  9. Congrats, AWD! We Angry White Womerns love ya! A lot of great folks post here and I’ve apparently found my “long lost Sister” Bigtimer. :)

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  10. Must be a lot of folks out there fantasizing about going back to the days of the old ‘Wild West’ … guns and wagons and fighting Injuns … genocide in the morning goes down well here!

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  11. Been off line for a while, my nerves being a little twitchy due to all this ‘lection stuff. Came back on to find you being appreciated by those who rate sites. I am very proud of what you do on AWD, offering insighful, clear and funny commentary. Keep up the good work as many like me depend on folks like you to keep it real.

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  12. You didn’t build that

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    • RedStaterNYC says:

      Dats right. Gibs sum up to da oppwessed bruthas, AWD! I think Ray Cancel needs some of your hits redistributed to his awesome but racistly-unappreciated blog, you greedy cracka!

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    • Your right, all them empty buildings and empty houses and piles of sh*t all over the country were built by Obama. He needs to be scooped up and put in a poop bag with all the other shi* he has created.

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  13. Congrats AWD! Hope to get the cell next door to you… :)

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  14. I’m pretty sure it was my Giving Tree post that did it.

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  15. Georgia Girl says:

    I hope I’ve earned a place in your “Dude and Dudettes” binder…

    Congrats “Big Sexy”

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  16. Great site AWD… Btw… killed the cat, now I can be taken off the watch list.

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  17. AWD, congrats and well deserved!….I’ve been “wit ya” a long time now and don’t evah expect to leave!

    Keep on truckin!

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  18. I vote AWD #1, with my male parts, or is it my mail parts?

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  19. Congrats from one of the ‘mostly watching but rarely posting’ crew!

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  20. Kudos AWD. Keep up the good work!

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  21. Nicely done. Your Dudeness. The Dude abides.

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  22. AW, Congratulations. I am very angry, just having read the liberal media’s assault on one of America’s most important and fragile institutions, the Boy Scouts. Scouting, like marriage and christianity, is a top target for the cultural vandals who seek to destroy our country. They are having a field day with the scandal of homophilic scoutmasters. Why, that shows that the BSA is hypocritical, because it prohibits homophilic scoutmasters! If only it would let them have their own troops, why this problem would go away. And so on. This is really a litmus test of who sincerely cares about people and who sincerely wishes to destroy the United States (just like school choice). You need to weigh in here. The Boy Scouts is a hell of a lot more important than Chik-Fil-A.

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  23. inagadadavida says:

    Thanks for the props, AWDude! I appreciate you letting me have a forum for my occasional brain farts… And I’m sorry that I’m not as active here as I was before. Still reading- still writing- just don’t have as much time to stay current and respond on comments as I used to.

    #126?!? Who is Doug Ross? He should have stopped as soon as he said “#1″ and never mind the other 26.

    Y’all wish me luck, I have a job interview tomorrow. Wrong words, y’all pray for me, I have a job interview tomorrow!

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  24. Angry White Dudette says:

    Congratulations, AWD. I’m so glad you started your blog when you did. Remember when it was only in the defense of the middle-age white guy who was always the butt of bad commercials and is now the place to go for the common-sense bottom line of situations, especially political. You’re the man, sexxxy or not. I’m very proud of your great writing skills and your pressing forward with all things conservative. You are my hero! and I’ve always loved your blogs! Your mama

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  25. Angry White Dudette, what do you mean “sexxxy or not?” I ain’t above banning my mama for doubting the sexitude of the AWD! Watch it, old woman!

    awd

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  26. Much deserved Congrats Dude!

    (would you really ban your own Momma)

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  27. My small effort to increase the fortunes of my fellow AWD fans:

    BOLD PREDICTION! : Tennessee to Upset #1 Alabama

    Remember that you heard it here!

    The Tennessee Volunteers and head coach Derek Dooley ( who invariably wears the most brightest orange trousers every game) are due for a signature win and historic upset over curmudgeon Nick Saban and his Crimson Tide.

    Watch for QB Tyler Bray or his back-up QB Justin Worley to shock the sports world with the biggest upset of the year.

    ElvisNixon foresees a 4th quarter comeback by the Vols.

    Tennessee will win- possibly by as much as 10 points

    Watch and see

    http://elvisnixon.com/2012/10/.....abama.aspx

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  28. AWD is a NECESSITY to maintain ones sanity after reading the execrable Los Angeles Times!!

    Congrats AWD – BUT- I think you should be rated FAR higher

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  29. AWD,

    If time permits and you catch this, what factors go into ranking a site??? My guess would be volume (hits) but I’m not really sure… just curious!!!

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  30. American Infidel #1 says:

    Congrats Brother! Keep up the great work and Semper Fi

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  31. 126 HOLY MOLEY says:

    This site is full of douschebags. In douschebaggery, you would have hit #1.

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    • 126 Holy Moley, in spelling you would be ranked with the lowly rat.

      awd #1 in non-douche baggery!!

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      • Howdy AWD…

        I saw that earlier in the spam-trap, decided to leave it to you in case it’s Brid ….again! πŸ˜‰

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    • dere holey moley

      you duznt know hows to spel douche. This makes you a bigr douche then the rst of us. It also suggest that if u is a female u don’t have gud hijean.

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  32. AWD

    Just sent an email to AG Abbot of Texas thanking him for supporting America opposing UN involvement in our voting process. Is he the only A G in America who will resist??

    I hope he does not get outweighed by others who might support thr federal wussies.

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