Shama lama ding dong and death to America, infidels! The Imam comes to you to tell you Islam stands with your American group Code Pink in their brave effort to stop the government of the Great Satan from drone attacks on the innocent Taliban and Al Qaeda members of the religion of peace! Code Pink has brought their vaginas to Pok-ee-stahn to protest. Normally, being in possession of a vagina is against Islamic code and the owner of said vagina is immediately put to death. Why, you infidels might ask? Because Allah likes it that way! Must be something that reminds Allah about his ex-wife.
But praised be the name of Code Pink! Blessed are these brave American women who speak out against their corrupt Zionist-controlled government and call for an end to cowardly drone attacks in Pok-eee-stahn! Praise be their names and their vaginas. Shama lama be unto all members of Code Pink! We will kill and eat them, of course, but praised be the name of Code Pink!
American women dress like whores and act worse! The beautiful daughters of Allah in Code Pink are sensitive to Muslim culture, unlike the rest of your Western women dogs! When the members of Code Pink landed in Islamamammamamabad, they entered the country not in their traditional clothing that resembles the tingly parts of females. They had designed fully Islamic-approved burqas that resemble the part of the female body known as the vagina. The Imam isn’t really sure what that looks like, however. I’ve never been able to figure out how to get any of my wives out of their burqas to get a look! Here is the Code Pink burqa:
The Imam must admit it is a pretty frightening sight! Perhaps the Imam should not try to look under the burqas of any of my wives if that is what is awaiting! The Imam must admit that all this scary vagina stuff from Code Pink is enough to scare off drone attacks by itself! Maybe the scary nature of the vagina is why Allah has banned vaginas from all Islamic lands.
But none of that matters, infidels! Because all your Code Pink vaginas are belong to us in Pok-eee-stahn! And you can’t have them back! So there! Especially, this fine, little American flower below. This one might become the Imam’s ninth wife….oops….eighth wife. Forgot about last week’s stoning!
Great Satan! Hear the words of the Angry White Imam! Keep your drones or we will keep your lovely Code Pink women!
The Imam shall prepare for his wedding night by playing my favorite romantic song to shama lama my ding dong! The Dance of the 1000 Imams! Sing along…you know the words by now!