In North Texas, a mega-church preacher was beaten to death with a guitar by an attacker who ran his car through the church wall. The preacher was rumored to have been playing the Amazing Grace version by Justin Bieber on his six string just before the attack. God has forgiven the killer.

Now AWD admits, there’s nothing like bad guitar picking to put me in the mood to drive my F-150 through a wall and bash somebody upside the melon with my bad-ass Stratocaster! Hell, even the god-awful, bad music those young little bastids listen to these days makes me want to wrap my acoustic around somebody’s noggin! But AWD is a civilized cat who finds beauty in everything. Even sh*tty crap that young’uns listen to today.

Here’s what I’m talking about. Listen to this from the young lady Bieber:

I hope Steely Dan is chasing the dragon with the water turning to cherry wine so they don’t ever hear that garbage! All I can say is Bieber better stay out of swinging range of my Stratocaster-o-death!

Now, compare the above garbage to this art:

“Learn to work the saxophone, I play just what I feel. Drink Scotch whiskey all night long, and die behind the wheel. They got a name for the winners in the world, I want a name when I lose. They call Alabama the Crimson Tide, call me Deacon Blues.”

I rest my case. Score one for America!

Open Post time. Drudge is saying there’s a sex scandal coming out on a big US Senator. I know I’m not a religious man and I’ve pretty much chapped the rear end of the big man upstairs a time or two, but please Lord let it be Douche Bag Harry Reid!! Or Chuck Schumer. Or Lurch Kerry….probably getting it on with some hot mares in the stable. Of course, a sex scandal is a badge of honor to a Dim.

You can post your very own prediction about the upcoming election, too. Or try to guess the poundage of NJ Governor Chris Fat Bastid RINO Christie. Or you can say snarky things about Hopenchange. Or basically, you can do what you want. You’re on your own.

For Music That Doesn’t Suck tonight, what else could it be but Frank Zappa’s “My Guitar Wants To Kill Yer Mama?” Well, this version by a few hot guitar slingers is pretty damn good. I like it better than the original. Actually, I like both. But I’ve always been a sucker for love songs. Here you go!

And for all you goat ropers with anger management problems, you might want to leave your guitar at home on Sundays!

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  1. It’s Lindsey Graham. He is pregnant.

  2. why do I get the feeling that the first black presedent Bill Clintoon is at it again…..can’t say I blame him being married to that “”thing”” Hillary…..oh my god NO!!!! I couldn’t imagine having to seep next to that “”thing””

  3. Hahaha well done misterbill. I cannot stand listening to or watching lindsay graham, he is painfully effiminate.



  5. I cast my vote a week ago Monday. I will be so proud of my country if we make history by electing our first Mormon president. We can put our past of religious divisiveness behind us and come together as a nation at last. Ain’t diversity grand?

    I hope one of the first acts of the new administration is to enact an assault guitar ban. There is absolutely no reason for guitars capable of such mayhem and death to be available to the general public.

    misterbill, your comment reminded me of this pic of Lindsey:


  6. Heres the lodown on Beiber. The music [cough], beats, hip hop is black..
    they found a white guy and [unlike Elvis, who could sing] marketed him with the urban muzak.
    Beiber has 1? 2? 3? BILLION YOUTUBE VIEWS.


    • Yes but what happens when Bieber goes through puberty and his voice deepens to baritone?

      If they have a falsetto snip job in his contract they will have to spend millions to re-market the product towards the Transgender crowd.

      At which point AWD’s Guitar will face additional hate crime laws should it choose to El Kabong.

      • He is 18.
        Justin Drew Bieber is a Canadian singer-songwriter, musician, producer, entrepreneur, investor, and actor. Wikipedia
        Born: March 1, 1994 (age 18), London

        I hope he has a mans voice.

  7. Quartier LeBlanc says:

    It’s about Barabar Boxer. Her vibrator cheated on her.

  8. Oh….tell me it ain’t so…..please, God….tell me it ain’t so……..

    Are you saying the administration lied to us about the number of jobs crated last month….that the labor department manipulated the numbers to help Barry Obongo win re-election…….that Jack Welch was right about saying that these Chicago guys will do anything……..

    I just can’t imagine that they would do such a thing………..you mean to tell me that the Obongo administration lied to me…..I just can’t believe that……Barry wouldn’t lie about anything……….


  9. Blacks continue to show just how ignorant and stupid they really are…..dumber than tree stumps or a box of rocks……..

    This doesn’t surprise me at all….I knew it would turn out this way as did many of you who frequent this site…….the blacks just don’t learn…..they continue to show that they are not capable of standing on their own two feet….that they have an innate need to be a completely dependent race…..a race of people that are totally dependent on whites for their survival……as long as they continue on the democrat plantation they will never be able to do for themselves….think for themselves or act on their own as if they knew what the the hell was going on in this world………..

    for all the talk about blacks getting fed up with Obongo….well…it is just that…talk……talk that doesn’t mean a damn thing…..nothing but bullsh!t….bullsh!t and more bullsh!t……..

    As far as I am concerned the blacks can go to hell……if they are that damn stupid to continue to support Obongo the blacks can, for all I care, shove Obongo up their ass and continue to live on the democrat plantation and in their stink-ass ghettos…….

    It appears to me that the blacks haven’t got a brain to pass amongst themselves…..bunch of god damn savages…..they can freak’n stay that way…….dumb, stupid, and ignorant……..

    this survey says it all……….


  10. michael mach says:

    His is a kid,that the msm,has locked in on,they will turn on him,when the next new sensation shows up.If was smart he would take the money and run,but I am sure he is already been riped the hanger’s,when the money and fame is gone so will they, faster than they showed up.

  11. Love songs? You’re a riot!

    Personally, I prefer the original.
    Not that I don’t worship these guys!

  12. 40.7% of Babies Born to Unmarried Women
    Can we guess the demographics here?


  13. I don’t know about this Blabber kid, but this is a good on from back in the day.

    ZZ Top, ‘Heard It On The X’


  14. 6stringSteve says:

    Johnson, Satriani, and Vai – 3 of the baddest dudes to ever pick up the guitar.

  15. Have you heard about this?



  16. At first glance I thought that was a topless pic of Jessica Lange.