Remember 2004 when the presidential election came down to a few hundred votes? Are you going to let that happen again? Just think, a few hundred dead voters could give us a second Obama term! Ohio and a few other swing states will decide the future of America. A second Obama term is too frightening to think about! More frightening than being between Michael Moore and a Sara Lee cheesecake during his midnight grazing. Even more frightening than rolling over first thing in the morning and seeing Rosie O’Donnell beside you! Even more frightening than Joe Biden, the first openly retarded vice president, from being one heartbeat away from escaping his cage. A second Obama term is THAT scary!
Tea Party Patriots is doing something about it and have asked for help from top-tier bloggers. I don’t know how they got a hold of the Big Sexy but AWD is happy to help them in their valiant effort to win this election!
Tea Party Patriots needs YOUR help making phone calls into crucial swing states before the election. Their Call From Home program is simple to use and has proven to be very effective. Each person you dial will be an independent voter in a swing state who has received the excellent Tea Party Patriots film called The Determinators. The movie layeth the smacketh down on the dangers of ObamaCare.
To sweeten the pot, Tea Party Patriots will give each volunteer who makes only 60 phone calls a supa-groovy t shirt. Even more groovy, each call you make will give you one ticket for a drawing for one of two Apple iPads! If you make a billion calls, dude, I can tell you that you’re pretty much going to win that iPad. Even more important, that phone call you make may be to the person who casts the winning vote November 6th for our side!
Listen, I do and I do and I do for you goat ropers. Has AWD ever asked you to do anything? Well, other than to buy an AWD t shirt or 6…but besides that? OK, well, just forget about me whining about you not hitting the tip jar, ya cheap bastids. But has there been any other damn thing AWD has ever asked of you?
Here’s the deal. AWD was in Philadelphia last weekend knocking yankee doors of Obama voters trying to talk some sense into them about the election! And I would rather sell my children for medical experiments than ever travel to Philadelphia and try to talk some sense into yankee libs! Can’t you make 25 phone calls on a system that gives you a script and automatically dials the next number when you get a shirt and can win an iPad?
Click HERE to get started saving America! Think about it…a second Obama term might see the AWD locked up in a FEMA camp and your only news source will be MSNBC! It’s time for you to stop thinking only about yourselves and think about me….and America!
Here’s the excellent Tea Party Patriot movie The Determinators. YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILIES!