Hear ye, hear ye, sexy citizens of Dudeville! AWD is changing servers tonight. We are making the change to the Super Sucky Model to the Fast and Supa-Sexy Model 69. This crap of being shut down every other day has gone too far and the Big Sexy said e-@#*&ing-nuff!
Or maybe it was our hosting service that sucked. I don’t know. Maybe I should have listened to my techie when he said to steer away from the Clinton-Garofalo Conservative Blog Hosting Company. Either way, we should have ZERO interruptions from here on out or AWD’s gonna have some techie’s ass!
The change over could take 5 minutes or hours. So if you’re up watching infomercials and feasting on that Sara Lee frozen pie and are having AWD withdrawals, you might just have to go it alone for a few hours.
AWD threw the houlihan with one Red Stater last night in the Friendliest City in Northern Mexico formerly known as Dallas. Oh, we had us a time! AWD is about to jet off to Washington for a few days to kick some RINO boo-tay. Tomorrow night, it’s a fandango with one Paul Kersey of Stuff Black People Don’t Like. I’ll try to keep y’all up to speed with what I hear as I’m going to be talking with some wussypants Republican Congresswussies and Senators. Hopefully, my big sexy ass will have some time to write! I’ve been too lax the past few weeks and Big Timer has had to do the heavy lifting!
That’s all I have. See y’all on the other server side!