What the?! Do my eyes deceive me? What the hell is going on with that womern’s chestular area?? Are those four nipples on that Muslim spy and hoochie Jill Kelley? Apparently, she’s a Lebanese. She doesn’t look like a lebanese as she doesn’t have the womern’s basketball coach haircut and she’s not wearing a flannel shirts…but whatever. AWD can tell you that I am just infatuated with this photo!
Now, AWD is not an expert on womern’s breasticles…well, OK, yes I am….but it would appear to me that this photo shows her to be the proud owner of four nipples where normally two suffice. Maybe she got bolt-ons and the doctor got a little creative during the process. Maybe it’s just the way the light shows on her chest in that photo. Or maybe that explains how Jill Kelley and her four nipples have been able to penetrate (and vice versa) the highest levels of American military at CentCom.
Now don’t get the Big Sexy wrong. AWD likes creative breast techniques as much as the next dude. And there is certainly nothing wrong with a filly with huge tracts of land. Apparently, Generals feel the same way. So perhaps we’re starting to understand a little better the methodology (or nippleology) Kelley used to get her little Muslim ass playing Hai d’ Salaami with the General running the disaster zone in Afghanistan. Hey, maybe AWD ought to be a General! I couldn’t screw up Afghanistan any worse than General Allen…and I promise not to allow Muslim spies infiltrate my bedroom/boudoir!
AWD is in DC and has been doing some supa-secret sh*t so I don’t know if I’ll get another chance to write today. Especially since I’m throwing the houlihan with an old compadre or two tonight! So I leave it to your expertise. Two or four? Lebanese or straight? Inquiring breast lovers gots to know!
OPEN POST TIME! You know the drill.
Being in the socialist hellhole of DC makes AWD long for a land of freedom. Where one can carry a gun…or a lot of guns. So today’s Music That Doesn’t Suck is by ol’ Jerry Jeff.