What the?! Do my eyes deceive me? What the hell is going on with that womern’s chestular area?? Are those four nipples on that Muslim spy and hoochie Jill Kelley? Apparently, she’s a Lebanese. She doesn’t look like a lebanese as she doesn’t have the womern’s basketball coach haircut and she’s not wearing a flannel shirts…but whatever. AWD can tell you that I am just infatuated with this photo!

Now, AWD is not an expert on womern’s breasticles…well, OK, yes I am….but it would appear to me that this photo shows her to be the proud owner of four nipples where normally two suffice. Maybe she got bolt-ons and the doctor got a little creative during the process. Maybe it’s just the way the light shows on her chest in that photo. Or maybe that explains how Jill Kelley and her four nipples have been able to penetrate (and vice versa) the highest levels of American military at CentCom.

Now don’t get the Big Sexy wrong. AWD likes creative breast techniques as much as the next dude. And there is certainly nothing wrong with a filly with huge tracts of land. Apparently, Generals feel the same way. So perhaps we’re starting to understand a little better the methodology (or nippleology) Kelley used to get her little Muslim ass playing Hai d’ Salaami with the General running the disaster zone in Afghanistan. Hey, maybe AWD ought to be a General! I couldn’t screw up Afghanistan any worse than General Allen…and I promise not to allow Muslim spies infiltrate my bedroom/boudoir!

AWD is in DC and has been doing some supa-secret sh*t so I don’t know if I’ll get another chance to write today. Especially since I’m throwing the houlihan with an old compadre or two tonight! So I leave it to your expertise. Two or four? Lebanese or straight? Inquiring breast lovers gots to know!

OPEN POST TIME! You know the drill.

Being in the socialist hellhole of DC makes AWD long for a land of freedom. Where one can carry a gun…or a lot of guns. So today’s Music That Doesn’t Suck is by ol’ Jerry Jeff.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *



  1. Yes, 4! The more the merrier!

    In the bar!

    Blistered, out!


    A sign when entering WASHINGTON D.C. should read ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE

  3. Those are consular nipulars. Only to be used in time of distress.

  4. AWD, “nipsey sipsey” heehee, plenty to choose from!…Udder fantastic!
    Jersey heifers have nothing on that ‘ol gal!….
    Ha, ‘Ol Jerry Jeff, a hell of a song writer, but can hardly carry a tune in a basket, but I’ve always liked him for his funny songs like “up against the wall”, “Bo Jangles”, and Pi$$in in the wind”, to name a few!

    I saw one of his concerts in KC years ago and what a riot he was,..walked out on stage, drunk as a “boiled hoot owl” with his pants tucked in his cowboy boots and singin his a$$ off, music so loud my ears hurt for days, even got high by proxie from thick pot smoke in the air! Ha! He put on a great show though.

  5. Enhance…Enhance…Enhance!!

    Oh yeah 😉

  6. Yes, we done did it!

    Raised a mug to all true Americans and Patriotic Americans with and without their own biographers!

  7. Steve Sybert says:

    I can distinctly see two nipple imprints on her upper dress. If she has two more, they are somewhat shorter/less prominent.

  8. Love Jerry. AWD how bout some Ray Wiley Hubbard who wrote Redneck Mother.

  9. what is there , I guess, is 4 ‘end seams’ on the dress.

  10. Since it is open post… someone tell me where Red’s post went regarding fighting back to save this country. There was nothing in his post that should concern anyone higher up in the food chain… other than that idiot who posted he was going to report the post. I know our regulars here at AWD are not like our politicians… men without backbones.

  11. Man,that is one mean looking b&*ch

  12. Quartier LeBlanc says:

    No way you got 4 nips there. It’s just reinforcement to the fabric so they could hold up a nice set of girls. Nothing rides that high. However I’m gonna call her Twinkie tits.

  13. off topic: Dude:

    After effectively barring conservative columnist Ann Coulter from speaking on campus last week, the Jesuit college Fordham University welcomed infanticide and bestiality advocate Peter Singer for a panel discussion on Friday.

    According to Fordham’s media relations website, Singer, a tenured Princeton bioethics professor, spoke from 4 to 6 p.m. in a panel the university promised “will provoke Christians to think about other animals in new ways.”

    Singer has long lamented the societal stigma against having sex with animals.

    Read more: http://times247.com/articles/f.....z2CYC8cjU7
    Peter Singer – Professor of Utilitarian Ethics And Animal Rights …
    Peter Singers’ parents were Viennese Jews who had escaped the annexation of … Professor Singer argues in particular that the fact of using animals for food is
    TRIBE [1] / Humanity [0]

  14. Maybe she’s a wet nurse?

  15. Looks like she could suck start a Kenworth

  16. It’s the unpressed seam of an extremely weirdly placed dart. I’m thinking it was perhaps put their aftermarket judging by the way the shoulders are now way too big. It also looks like the waist was shortened by simple folding it over and stitching it up.

    That dress looks like something made in Home Ec 101. It’s an awful color, nasty fabric, terrible style, and poorly made. Other than that – it’s okay.

  17. UK Health Experts Push For A Cigarette License

    From the UK’s Daily Mail:

    ‘Smokers should need a licence’: Public health expert’s radical proposal that would cap how many cigarettes you could buy

    Smokers would have to apply and pay for an annual licence, with a fortnightly cigarette limit

    By Claire Bates | 14 November 2012

    It’s a radical proposal that will be welcomed warmly by some and labelled outrageous by others – introducing a ‘smoker’s licence’ to help reduce the damaging effects of tobacco. The unusual suggestion was made by Professor Simon Chapman from the University of Sydney in Australia…

    Users would have to apply and pay for a mandatory licence in the form of a smartcard that would be shown when buying cigarettes…

    Controversially, the smartcard would allow the government to limit how many cigarettes a smoker could buy – Prof Chapman suggests 50 per day averaged over two weeks to accommodate heavy smokers.

    What’s so controversial? New York City already limits how much soda you can buy at a time.

    He said the licence would be reissued every year, smokers setting daily limits for the number of cigarettes they buy. They would also be tested on their knowledge of the health risks of smoking…

    How wonderful. So if you pretend to be indoctrinated, you will be rewarded with more cigarettes?

    Prof Chapman said: ‘Opponents of the idea would be quick to suggest that Orwellian social engineers would soon be calling for licenses to drink alcohol and to eat junk food or engage in any ‘risky’ activity…

    Isn’t that laughable that anyone would suggest such a thing?

    The UK have brought in a range of measures in recent years to discourage the habit. Smoking was banned in enclosed public places in England in July 2007, including bars and restaurants…

    Smokers already must produce I.D proving they are over 17 if they look under 25.

    Packets of cigarettes were then hidden from view in large shops in April this year and small newsagents will have to have followed suit by April 2015.

    A UK-wide consultation on government plans to introduce mandatory plain packaging for tobacco closed in August. The government said it would make a decision when the responses had been considered.

    Just like porn (used to be).

    But you see how laughable it is to fear that social engineers would want to control what we drink and eat?


  18. 72 virgins equals 288 nipples, no wonder Mecca is full of martyrs

  19. Check this out…quite the hustler.


  20. oscar2marine says:

    Two are just stitching on the blouse/dress but the other two are pure porn ! Must have been a tad chilly on that particular day!

  21. Top two, all yore goin ta get is fabric . . . .

    Bottom two . . . . . Munch~able TrEAT’s . . . .

  22. Fed Up Texan says:

    Okay, the front of the female looks pretty firm, and if she has four nips, which ones are the most sensitive, and if I was gonna make oral contact, could I get two at the same time