Raise taxes through the roof on billionaires! Now, I know what you’re thinking! You’re thinking, “AWD, you is so damn sexy, baybah!” Oh, you aren’t thinking that? You’re thinking, “AWD, have you been smoking the diggity dang to make you say something so libtarded?” Well, citizens of Dudelandia, AWD or President Duderino (if you’re not into the brevity thing) will say it onced again….Raise taxes through the roof on those evil rich billionaires! And, while you’re at it, raise them to the ceiling on multi-millionaires! Render unto Hussein what is Hussein’s! Obama and the Dims want to tax the supa-wealthy to give to the supa-moochers? Knock youselves out! See if I care!
Why such blasphemy from a dude who has called for low taxes for years? Obama made it clear the rich are greedy and evil during his first term. He ran on that and sluts during the recent election. His people are the moochers too stupid to know how wealth is created in America. They love something for nothing. Welfare moochers have their hand halfway up the butt of the golden goose. Let them now cram it further up there and strangle that poor sumbitch! Or, in the words of Francisco in Atlas Shrugged when the country crumbled after the producers quit working, “Brother, you asked for it!”
A former Soviet economist told me, “it’s easy to be a socialist in America. There’s always food on the shelves in the grocery store. The Soviet Union stretched 8 time zones but couldn’t produce a light bulb.” The moochers don’t care to understand that it is capitalism that produces everything they have and consume. AWD thought it was a sure sign of the death of America when Obama’s campaign chair Stephanie Cutter said of Mitt Romney, “it’s clear that while Romney was at Bain, he was only concerned with profits rather than creating jobs.” I crap you negative. The campaign chair of a sitting US President has zero idea about how wealth is created in America. But neither does her boss. Because neither has ever nor will they create one penny of wealth in their miserable lives! Academics and community organizers…professional moochers who live off of the wealth of others!
So who are these billionaires that we should tax the hell out of? Mostly, they are Democrats. Of the richest 10 counties in America, 8 of them voted for Obama in the last election. What should their reward be for their votes and millions in Obama campaign contributions? Pay up, you greedy suckas! There’s lots of redistribution of wealth to be done!
Raise taxes to the 91% tax rate on the super wealthy that moron who writes for the NY Times called for last week! Make it where douche bag Warren Buffet (who always complains about not paying enough taxes) has to siphon gas from his neighbor’s plane to leave Omaha! No left-wing Hollyweird movie star needs more than one house, the greedy bastids! And they won’t be able to afford it with a 90% tax rate! But think of all the ObamaPhones that can be put into the hands of poor chirren and Democrat voters in Cleveland and Detroilet! Make these big-mouth socialists finally put their money (and lots of it) where their pie-holes are!
Oh, sure. Some good conservative rich people will be hit too. But it’s necessary to teach the spoiled mooching classes a lesson. By paying mucho taxes, the wealthy won’t be able to hire or expand their businesses. Even though they pay more taxes, they will take their money elsewhere to hide it from Uncle Hussein. As always, revenues to the government will fall because the working wealth-builders will have no incentive to produce. And Stephanie Cutter will learn the hard way she is simply just a stupid idiot.
Maybe if the looters in Washington can stick it to the billionaires, they’ll leave the middle class alone. After all, isn’t the middle class the group Obama wants to save? If Republicans had any cojones (which they don’t), they would jump all over jacking up taxes on the super rich and leaving those making $250,000 alone. If Republicans were smart (which they’re not), they would lock Obama into taxing the bejeezus out of his libtarded billionaire friends on Wall Street and Hollyweird!
Take the socialism Obama and the Dims want to its logical conclusion. No socialist state has ever come close to being as successful and wealthy as America. That’s because America traditionally was populated with responsible, thrifty, hard-working people who didn’t look to their neighbor for sustenance. All that has changed with the 50 year welfare state experiment. Now we have half the country content to not pay federal taxes and/or live off of welfare and food stamps. Hell, the Dims are even importing illegal moochers! So why not play along and bring this whole rotten house of cards crashing down?
Oh sure, there will be riots and looting when the first welfare check bounces. And the police won’t be able to protect us. But who needs them to? Just who do the moochers think have been buying up all those guns over the past four years?
After the dust settles, the federal government will be forced to return to Constitutional limits or the union will rightfully dissolve. Every able-bodied American will have the right to succeed or starve. Welfare will be once again returned to private hands where it can be efficiently and effectively managed. Americans will have no need of wealth-sucking Departments of Education, Agriculture, Energy, etc to pay for with their legions of overpaid government employees with fat pensions. Any of those needs will be decided at the state level, as our Founding Fathers intended.
None of this will happen until the federal government collapses. And none of the professionals in the mooching industry will peacefully give up their free ride. So a “reckoning,” for lack of a better word must take place for America to continue as a republic.
Personally, I have little interest in what takes place in California, New Jersey, Illinois, or the rest of the blue states. They can keep their socialist, broke paradises. I’ll choose freedom. I choose Texas.
So raise ’em to the roof, Hussein! No loop holes, no exemptions, no exclusions! Time for the uber-wealthy to…as you like to say…pay their fair share! And what better place to start than the wealthiest counties in America that voted for you!
Lock and load, dudes and dudettes!