Angry White Dude wishes all current and former Marines a happy birthday to their beloved corps. That’s pronounced “core,” Hussein….not “corpse.” Idjit!
AWD knows a great many former Marines and even worked for a Marine Brigadier General who I am still proud to call a friend. I like Marines. Hell, I like all our current and former soldiers from every branch. Except Colin Powell. But I damn sure like everyone else. Oh. Except John McCain. Oh yeah, and Lindsey Graham. Oh, and Jimmy Carter. Dammit! I forgot about Lurch Kerry! Bet you didn’t know he was in Viet Nam! Well, he was! Just ask him! Sh*t! Maybe I should just say I like all soldiers current and former except Democrats in politics.
But I really love me some Marines. One of my proudest possessions is a US flag that flew over Camp Victory in Afghanistanin a beautiful presentation case that was given to AWD by one American Infidel #1, former Marine. What makes his gift to me even more meaningful is we have never personally met. I really can’t explain how touched I am to this day that he would send such a personal memoir to a blog writer he has never met. I guess he didn’t like me good enough to send his M4!
So Happy Birthday, Marine Corps. We appreciate the friends you have been to America and the enemy you have been to foes of our country for the past 237 years! Semper Fidelis!
Marine Corps open post! Take this day to thank all Marines current and former that you know. To celebrate this special day…and the fact that AWD is dog sick of politics…the Big Sexy has declared a jihad on some Muslim deer in North Texas! Here’s a photo of Abdul al ex-Bucki after he got sideways with the AWD! A mistake he will not make again!
Abdul went to his 72 does in Paradise this morning after sunrise. The little filly already has that sumbitch filleted and in the cooler! I’m going after a big-antlered imam this evening that’s been causing problems around these parts! Maybe even I’ll bring to justice Muhammad al Hogzilla if he has the guts to show his ugly snout!
In honor of the re-election of Hussein and his love of gun control, AWD would probably shoot a couple of boxes of ammo through his brand new Remington R1 Enhanced 1911 .45 today…if he had bought one. It would probably look a lot like this….if he had one. Actually, it would probably look exactly like this and be completely bad-ass too…if he had one:
But AWD completely agrees with
Emperor President Obama that guns kill people. So AWD doesn’t have guns. They’re icky.
Music That Doesn’t Suck is some gooder n’ hell music from Kansas. If you’re all Biebered and Ga Ga’d out, maybe this will remind all you old-heads of a time long passed when music was about music. I’ll tell you one damn thing…those boys from Kansas are some fine musicians. They ought to be! Ain’t nothing to do around that joint but be great musicians. If great musicians were measured in tears, Kansas would be John Boehner. If great musicians were measured in fat bastid RINO yankee governors, Kansas would be Chris Christie. They are that good!
Listen to what music was in 1975! One of my favorite Kansas tracks, Mysteries and Mayhem!