AWD has been perfectly clear in saying America needs no more Kennedys, Clintoons, nor Bushes. Hell is filled with Kennedys and is busy making room for Bubba and Hitlery in the spacious Democrat wing. George Herbert Walker Bush and George W Bush were tremendous disappointments and should grovel to the ground and beg for mercy from conservatives. After all, both Bushes both claimed to be conservatives and proved to be wussypants moderate RINOs.
So now the latest of the undending Bush herd, Jeb, thinks it’s his turn at sucking as a US president. So he’s reportedly considering a run for the presidency in 2016. This excites AWD only a little less than a proctology exam from Dr. Scissorhands! Or eating glass. It’s so hard to decide! I would like to ask Jeb Bush concerning him running for president the following: Haven’t Americans suffered enough?
What makes Bush the likely choice for the wussypants RINO Republican Party? Here’s what he said during the Republican primary this year:
“I used to be a conservative and I watch these debates and I’m wondering, I don’t think I’ve changed, but it’s a little troubling sometimes when people are appealing to people’s fears and emotion rather than trying to get them to look over the horizon for a broader perspective and that’s kind of where we are.”
If Jeb used to be a conservative, he’s a shoo-in for the Repubs! Just what we need! Another p*ssy who wants to make friends with liberals! Sorry, Jeb! Republicans don’t need more of your type! They’re all filled up with wussies! They need some testosterone! And you appear to be severely lacking in that department!
The current mindset of the RINO Republican elite is to go all in to attract Latino voters. And Jeb Bush hablars Espanol…so he just has to be the nominee!! Or Marco Rubio, who is proving to be more and more RINOstic every day. Hussein got 70-odd percent of Hispanic votes in 2012 and the RINOs are peeing in their lacy, pink panties! Even when election results show that Romney lost because he didn’t close the deal with conservatives! Heaven forbid Republicans actually nominate a conservative! It would just be awful for them to actually win!
There is only one group in America that hates Tea Party conservatives more than the Democrats. The wussypants Republicans. They redistricted Allen West out of office and refused to help Michelle Bachmann and Steve King with their reelections because those leaders wouldn’t kow tow 100% of the time to Boehner and his crowd. The RINOs do not tolerate conservatives easily. So it’s not surprising Jeb Bush would throw his RINO sombrero into the ring and it’s not surprising the RINO elite would force him on Republicans like they did Romney.
One small problem. I promise you…even if it turns Al Sharpton white…AWD will NEVER, EVER, EVER vote for Jeb Bush! There is not one chance I will even consider it! And I know there are millions of me out there who will also sit out the next presidential election if Bush is on the Republican ticket! I crap you negative!
So AWD was thinking of things I’d rather do than vote for Jeb Bush:
- Move to Detroit and begin my new rap career as MC Cracka
- Have a long makeout session with Whoopi Goldberg with Kenny G playing on the stereo
- Invite Michael Moore to my house for dinner
- Attend a Alec Baldwin/Susan Sarandon/Sean Penn movie fest
- Turn in my guns and join the Brady Foundation
- Get a cat for a pet and name him Mr. Mittens
- Turn in all my cowboy boots and wear nothing but Birkenstocks with socks
- Pull for those comm-a-nist, blue-scumbelly Tarholes from UNC
- Sell my family members to be used for medical experiments in North Korea
- Accept Allah and start blowing the sh*t out of everything…including my favorite gun range
Any longtime readers realize by reading the previous bullet points that AWD will NEVER, EVER vote for Jeb Bush. I have less than zero confidence the Republicans will ever be capable of pissing and hitting the ground so I fully expect them to nominate a Jeb Bush…or Lindsey Graham…or John McCain…oops…he’s already had his time to suck.
AWD invites everyone reading this to list what they would prefer to do rather than vote for Jeb Bush. I know the list will be long. But everything we list as things we’d rather do than vote for Jeb Bush will be the same things wussypants RINOs would do before nominating a conservative.
The Republicans say a third party will only guarantee Democrat control of Washington. But RINOs running the Republican Party are doing a pretty damn good job of keeping DC in Democrat hands themselves!
America thirsts for statesmen and all we have are sorry politicians. Conservative Republicans seek a strong conservative but all we are force fed are wussypants RINOs!