AWD spent the final weekend of the election season up in Yankee-landia trying to convince those leftards to forsake their evil liberal ways and have a little sense for once. I spent Saturday walking neighborhoods in Philadelphia areas populated with so-called independents. Most times, those yankee-bastids would answer the door with a zombie-like glaze to their eyes while chanting “Spriiiinnnnngsteeeeeeeen, Spriiiinnnnngsteeeeeeen.” AWD would usually disgustingly mutter “sheeee-ut” and stomp away shaking my head in disgust. Yankee, Springsteen-lovin’, libtarded bastids!
I’ll tell you one damn thing. Those people up there love them some Dunkin Donuts! Philadelphia has a Dunkin Donuts on every corner! Just like Texas has gun and ammo stores. And they don’t have any Quik Trips or Race Tracks or any other super convenience stores where you can buy a 52-ounce Diet Coke and a tape of some Ray Price Gold and a box of .223 55-grainers! No, it’s a strange land with strange customs. I felt as out of place as a Democrat at a job fair.
Then down to northern Virginia. Really Washington, DC. No, really Beijing. AWD handed out right-wing extremist literature to passersby in the Metro. I think I actually saw an American…but I couldn’t be sure. There are now officially more Wangs in DC than at a Chinese porn convention. So I don’t know how good I did out there Wang Chunging with those little Chinese critters but AWD did tell them “No votee Balack Obama!” They would smile then try to sell me a Lolex watch. But I did give it what I could to save the country from a second Hussein term. I hope you did, too!
We’ve Tea Partied, walked neighborhoods, we’ve phone banked, we’ve encouraged Womern Warriors to reach out to their friends and families that don’t usually vote, we’ve blogged, bitched and discussed, we’ve hopefully done all we can. Now we can only vote, pray and wait.
Tomorrow is going to be a night we’ll never forget no matter what happens. Either a chance to maybe turn America around or the death of the American experience. I can’t say I expect nothing but the worst from either party but I have faith that common-sense American patriots will turn out like never before to vote out Obama. I still stand by my prediction of a Romney victory by 6-8 points.
Ever notice you can’t get Democrat ex-Presidents to shut the @#&* up when they leave office? You never hear a peep out of a Republican ex-President but damn if those Dims cannot not just go away! Jimmy Carter has persecuted the American people now for 40 years with garbage spewing from his leftist pie-hole. And Bubba Clintoon continues to nauseate me every time I see him wagging that bony finger on camera. I can only imagine the sh*t we’ll hear from Hussein and Mooch for the next 50 years. They’ll probably end up hosting game shows or some BET program where they can blame their loss on racism.
Use this post to make your predictions and give your thoughts on tomorrow’s election or related topics. I’m tired and still a little freaked out by being in close proximity with all those Chinese people in our nation’s capital. You’d have thought I was in CostCo or something!
Tonight, I’ll leave you with some Music That Doesn’t Suck. Here’s Chris Isaak with the great, mellow tune “Graduation Day.” Because he also agrees Obama is going to get schooled tomorrow!