The US State Department is sending a representative to an Organization of Islamic Cooperation (read: Organization of Islamic Domination) meeting in Saudi Arabia to discuss banning any and all criticism of the bloodthirsty, savage, backwards-assed, religion of murder called Islam. It’s about time!
You have to give it to the State Department. Nobody kisses the asses of the world’s savages any better. But AWD thinks this banning defamation of savage Islam is a wonderful idea! For too long, the murderous, ignorant, worthless brutes who subscribe to the religion of murder who call for the death of all infidels and the elimination of Israel…and who explode schoolchildren, stone and hang their women, prohibit women from education, cut off the tingly parts of female children, ban music and art, and whose greatest contribution to the world is the IED…have been for too long criticized by the Western world. How un-PC can we be? We certainly wouldn’t want to hurt the feelings of 7th-century savages dedicated to death, destruction and total world domination!
The OIC’s mission is noble, but short-sighted. They say:
We must emphasize that there is no hierarchy of human rights whereby a single right can trump others. Freedom of opinion and expression is among the fundamental rights.It does not include a licence to hate mongering. Freedom of expression does not mean the right to vilify. Our position must also be rooted in history and culture. Having indicated our seriousness at building consensus, we must seek to be reciprocated in the same spirit. We need to seek multi-stakeholder support for an international discourse seeking an intercultural solution – A solution that acknowledges that denigration of symbols and personalities sacred in Islam must be viewed as a matter of identity. It inflicts the psyche of Muslim all over the world. It is in that context that we seek an end to the systematic pattern and increasing frequency of events that contribute towards stereotyping, stigmatization and alienation of Muslims. Such events constitute an affront to human dignity violating the whole range of human rights of victims.
Yes, this defamation of Muslim savages must stop, less we hurt their feelings while they’re decapitating or exploding us!
Hey, while we’re at it, why not extend this anti-defamation to other religions and peoples? If it is good for Muslims, what about others? What about Mormons? How is it the number one Broadway musical makes fun of people who have multiple wives and wear magic underwear? Those milk-drinking, party poopers of the Mormon religion who believe they will one day be Gods certainly need protection from ridicule, yes?
And what about those greedy, penny-pinching, Jesus-killers called Jews? Why is the UN and the OIC not willing to extend the ban on any criticism to those Red Sea Pedestrians who live in the Little Satan and are directly responsible for everything wrong in the world?
AWD also calls for a ban on any remarks that would insult those child-molesting lushes in the Catholic Church! Add to that list a ban from criticizing backwards-ass, snake handling, make-up banning, no-dancing Baptists who are so dull they make the Mormons look like a Mardi Gras party! Certainly, these groups of religious weirdos should be protected against criticism!
And why stop at banning defamation of religions? Why not ban criticism of people? I would like to never hear another word that is hurtful to those PC, libtarded, square-headed Swedes in Minnesota that end every sentence with the term “uff-da” and elect morons like Al Franken to the Senate! Or those purple-haired, sprout-eating, seashell worshiping, broke-ass, hippie-freakazoids in Mexifornia whose value to the world ranks somewhere between the cockroach and the rat?
Loud-mouth, obnoxious yankees who are incapable of shutting their stupid pie-holes certainly need protection. These blue-state refugees who move south after destroying their socialist hell-hole states only to brag about how it was “much better it was up north” shouldn’t have their feelings hurt by Southerners who tell them “the same @#&*ing road that brought your obnoxious, uncultured ass down here will take you right back up to Joisey!” Yes, I’m very concerned about hurting the feelings of these yankee turds who destroy everywhere they go.
Oh, and what about greasy-headed, bean-eating Mexicans? It pains AWD to hear criticism of those undocumented Democrats who have broken into America and drive low-riders only so they can pick lettuce without getting out of the car and don’t have checking accounts because they can’t sign them with a can of spray paint. They should also be protected from hate speech…just like savage Islam!
And blacks? Well, they’re already protected from criticism. Pillow-biting poofters, too.
Stupid, libtarded, worthless, mooching liberals so stupid they can’t piss and hit the ground also deserve the UN’s protection from defamation. And if you’re going to protect libtarded idiots, why not the teabagging, racist, redneck, trailer trash conservatives? Well, because they’re haters.
I’m sure there are other groups who deserve protection from mean, hate-filled words meant only to cause pain but I can’t think of their worthless asses right now. AWD is all caught up in the spirit of tolerance and multi-culturism. So AWD calls on all lovers of liberty and freedom to immediately halt all criticism of cave-dwelling, donkey-humping Muslims and all the other protected classes listed here.
America’s Founding Fathers did not intend on the First Amendment to guarantee free speech. They intended it to halt free speech from criticizing protected groups! I mean, duh!
The only group that shouldn’t have any protections is the white man. He is responsible for all evil in the world and should be punished…nay exterminated…to right the wrongs he has done in bringing advanced medicine, technology, modern conveniences, space travel, great cities, art and literature, higher living standards, etc to the masses. After all, how much evil will we permit this white devil to do?
AWD applauds the State Department for having the guts to attend the OIC meeting to protect the feelings of brutal, savage, animalistic killers from the religion of murder! Maybe if we are nice to them, they will go away.