"WANT AN HOUR WITH THESE GAZONGAS?

Noted slut and Democrat idol Sandra Fluke is selling an hour of her time to the highest bidder. Government provided condoms included. Antibiotics are not. Fluke became infamous for testifying she likes having sex with a lot of people and it is the taxpayer’s responsibility to provide her with an ample supply of birth control. To keep Fluke from procreating, AWD believes paying for hundreds of condoms weekly is a wise investment.

Now, Fluke appears to be moving from slut to whore-lady status. She’s currently selling her time off to the highest bidder. On Biddingforgood.com (Biddingforagoodtime.com), Fluke is selling a one hour “strategy session” to some horny guy too ugly to reel in the biscuit without a handful of cash American. The ad says:

Got a fantastic idea for a campaign (yeah baybah, I got a fantastic idea for a campaign!) but not sure where to start (Oh yeah, I know just where to start!)? Wondering how you can use the tools of activism (yeah, I got a big tool for you right here!) to make your project the most effective it can be? Social justice advocate (noted slut and now whore-lady) Sandra Fluke will help you harness the power (oh yeah…harness the power over here!) of activism and/or advocacy with this strategy session. You bring the expertise on your issue, and Sandra will bring (the condoms) her sharp strategic mind (and juicy boo-tay) and national experience (after humping dudes nationwide).
Fluke recently graduated cum laude (I bet she did!) from Georgetown University Law Center as a Public Interest Law Scholar with a Certificate in Refugee and Humanitarian Emergencies. She also possesses huge tracts of land to complete your motorboating experience!

Bidding is up to $270 for a hour with Fluke although nobody really needs more than two minutes. Former President Bill Clinton is currently leading all bidders….in fact, he’s the only bidder…but there’s six days still remaining to bid on a personal “strategy” (is that what they call it these days?) session with Fluke. Fluke is just back from a parking lot engagement with 10 fans in Reno in the back alley behind the Walmart on Highway 7.

What would you bid for a hour to get Fluked?

Open Post Time- Here’s a question for you….how bad do Republicans suck? I say a whole hell of a lot. If you say anything less, well then you’re just dead wrong! Another question….AWD bets Susan Rice will be the next Secretary of State. The wussypants Repubs won’t stand in her way. Why, that would be racist! Think I’m wrong? Wanna fight about it? Here’s another….does anybody else spend more time looking for a good movie to watch on Netflix than actually watching movies on Netflix? 99.99% of the Netflix streaming movies suck el grande uno. Hardly a Chuck Norris to be found! I call BS on that! Or here’s another question for your expert opinion. Who do you think is the most underrated guitar picker in rock? I say Alex Lifeson of Rush or Peter Frampton of Peter Frampton.

AWD was thinking last night I don’t think we’ve ever had a Bob Marley song for Music That Doesn’t Suck. How the hell did that happen? So AWD was thinking, why not play a Bob Marley song? Oh, because that would be racist…that’s why! But, since I’m going to be called racist anyway, I’m going to play my fave Bob song. This is one I always sung to my kids to tell the little monkeys I’ll always be there for them no matter what. This is a beautiful song. And you don’t have to be smoking a big Bob Marley joint to agree!

In high seas or in low seas
I’m gonna be your friend,
I’m gonna be your friend.
In high tide or in low tide,
I’ll be by your side,
I’ll be by your side.

(Note: I will not be by Sandra Fluke’s side….or front or backside either)

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31 Comments

  1. Kansas Gun Girl says:

    I’m going to guess that the 10 people from the Sak N Sav parking lot will be the only ones bidding. Of course, two of those were just passing by after buying beef jerky. So we are down to eight!

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  2. SPURWING PLOVER says:

    I cant afford that and i refuse to sit listening to a old hens clucking for 60 minutes it would drive me wacko

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  3. AWD…you using Fluke in the big scheme of things when it comes to what’s happened to our country… and will continue to happen, which will be sped on at a rapid pace with the Dear Leader and Crew in charge… was/is brilliant idea.

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  4. she needs government mandated pork chop for her neck , damn she’s fugly!!

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  5. If she’s using that *thing* for business, do we still have to pay for her contraception?

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  6. Open Post……

    I bid 1 million dollars for “Obama-in-Pee-Pee……….

    http://www.theblaze.com/storie.....r-charity/

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  7. Apparently it’s $270 for an hour of phone sex….

    “Advice session will take place by phone or Skype at a mutually convenient time. The item is one session of up to one hour.”

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  8. Peter Frampton
    Sandra who?

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  9. Do I want an hour with Ms Fluke? Gag.. I don’t think so. I would rather be waterboarded. Besides, does anyone really want Obama’s sloppy seconds?

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  10. AWD,please tell me you’re not using that “motorboating” comment as a reference to my favorite song by Little Big Town,”Pontoon”.If that’s what you mean I may never listen to that song again.

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  11. Methinks the birth control pills are starting to make her fat

    And could we as a nation dig down deep into Obama’s stash and buy Sandra a brush or a comb?

    just sayin’

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  12. Aaaaaaaaaagh…..Sandra Fluke is after me……hide…hide…where can I hide…….Aaaaaaagh she chasing me down…..Run…..Run away…… hide….hide…..what I do……Oh no, she’s got me…..I can’t get away…….fight …..fight like hell…….

    Aaaaaagh, she’s kissing me……Yeeeeowwwk….STOP!….STOP Sandra Fluke!……stop kissing me!…….Oh no, she’s putting her tongue in my mouth………No Sandra Fluke….No….I said no…..stop putting your tongue in my mouth Snadra Fluke……..I’m choking!

    Don’t rip at my clothes…..stop Sandra Fluke…..stop tearing my clothes off…….get your hands out of my pants Sandra Fluke……Let go of that Sandra Fluke…..I said let go….stop lesbo handling me like that Sandra Fluke…….

    No Sandra Fluke, you can’t gobble…….stop gobbling Sandra Fluke…..

    Oh no…it’s happening…..no….no….it’s happening……warts are breaking out all over me…….

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  13. SPURWING PLOVER says:

    Cruella DeVille couldnt hold a candle to her for her scariness

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  14. File under “Best Comment Ever”:

    “When will the GOP get it? Are these morons in Washington stuck in a bubble where they only talk to each other and their liberal-in-disguise consultants? Hey stupid, you give amnesty and the Republican party will be a permanent minority party for eternity. Look at California, a state that once elected Ronald Reagan as its governor. Now look at it! LOOK AT IT!!!!!! Democrats have a super majority in that state now and it’s going bankrupt. You jackasses go down the path of amnesty and you will become the next Whig party that you once replaced. Also, you ….need to realize that hispanics don’t (care) about amnesty. It’s at the bottom of the list of concerns for them. You want proof. Here it is.

    In 1984, Ronald Reagan wins in a landslide, and in ’84 Reagan
    got 37% of the Hispanic vote. Two years later, Reagan signed into law amnesty for three million illegals, called Simpson-Mazzoli. And in two more years, George H. W. Bush only gets 30% of the Hispanic vote. Here’s a clue. Illiterate impoverished people vote for handouts which they know they’ll get from Democrats. This is the same reason why single women like that whore Sandra Fluke, minorities, poor people, lazy morons, and blacks vote Democrat.

    It’s time for conservatives and people who have to wake up early in the morning to earn a paycheck purge the statists from the Republican party or form a new party.”

    http://elvisnixon.com/

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    • Exactly right, Elvis – excellent comments as always. Remember when House Speaker Newt Gingrich pushed Puerto Rican statehood ? That would have produced another Demoleft state filled with pandering socialist politicians, elected by non-English speaking voters, of course. We would have to keep Jeb Bush on standby to interpret for us. The USA political game is the world’s biggest freak show !

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  15. Thats a flukeing that I would turn down.yucko

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  16. Any one that would fluke her is just too damn lazy to masturbate.

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  17. Yngwie Malmsteen

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    • Yngwie can flat tear it up. I like him. Among those who know, I think Yngwie gets his due. I don’t think he’s underrated. Most haven’t heard of him.

      awd

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      • Caught his show in Baltimore a few years back — gotta love a guy that slurps down wine during the performance. I think he got better as the night went on, too…

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  18. An afternoon funny:

    A union shop foreman walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order a drink to celebrate Obama’s victory when he sees a guy close by wearing a Romney for President button and two beers in front of him. He doesn’t have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican. So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, “Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican.”

    Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, “Thank you!” in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the union official.

    The union captain once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, “Thank you!”

    The union thug once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, “Thank you!”

    The union guy asks the bartender, “What the hell is the matter with that Republican? I’ve ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly idiot does is smile and thanks me. Is he nuts?”

    “Nope,” replies the bartender. “He owns the place.” 😉

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  19. bluffcreek1967 says:

    That anyone would make a big deal about Sandra Fluke is beyond me!? This woman has not produced anything worthwhile (thank goodness she’s not pregnant – at least not yet!), and she is a typical Leftist: Always ready to self-righteously lecture others who don’t match up to her ‘progressive’ ways, and always ready to involve the federal government in her and everyone else’s life – all at the expense of hard-working American men and women.

    Sandra also has no personal shame or dignity. Who in their right mind would dare to stand before congress and publicly testify that the federal government should fund free condoms for college students?! How embarrassing and shameful! But apparently this current generation (and the one before it) has no sense decency and self-respect. Sandra Fluke, I fear, is representative of the vast majority of young Americans – although I recognize that there are exceptions.

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  20. Not even with a “Body Condom”!!!!

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  21. Too bad her mother did not share her opinion on birth control. Oh, the irony.

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  22. I had my husband look at the picture. He said he would donate half of what she’s worth ($5.00)for her to go away. Are there that many desperate men out there willing to lay with this slut bag? $270/hr OMG what a joke.

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