It is truly amazing…and sickening…how Americans so quickly and silently gave up their 4th Amendment rights to the TSA. After the initial outcry, we the sheeple quickly fell silently into line to be humiliated and invaded by TSA goons each time we board an airplane.
Recently, a 17 year old girl’s breasticles were exposed by a TSAsshole when she was pulled aside for further inspection while passing through the TSA feeling-up rubicon. During the pat down of her stomachular (scientific term for her belly) region her sun dress slipped and her huge tracts of land slipped out for TSA, passengers, and real terrorists to see. Oops! That’s basically what the TSA said.
However, this 17 year old girl was different. She was not just the latest good looking victim of a personal TSA probe. She is the great-great-great-great-grandniece of Congressman Ralph Hall of Texas. And Congressman Ralph Hall is not happy! He has called for an investigation to uncover why the breasticles of his relative were exposed for all to see. Answer? Because they were perfect and TSA could!
Ralph Hall will turn 146 during this term in Congress. His most famous moment is asking Abraham Lincoln’s wife how she enjoyed the rest of the play? Yet, rather than retire and spend the last of his few minutes on Earth with his family, he would wheel his chair through the halls of Congress while living the last moments of the gilded life of a Congressional king. Hall is a picture perfect example on how the only way to get Congress critters out of Washington is for them to die. Incidentally, Hall voted for the creation of the Homeland Security money pit and has voted in the affirmative nearly every time for appropriation bills over the years.
Amazing how young, attractive females are consistently pulled aside for additional inspection by the non-employables working for TSA! I’ve seen it first hand. This is what happens when unemployables are put in positions of power. I wouldn’t invite most TSA employees into my home but they have carte blanche to feel up my family and me if I want to fly rather than drive. But those women getting felt up every day don’t get federal investigations because they don’t have a Congressman or Senator in the fam. Politicians don’t give a rat when it’s not their wife or daughter. Representative Hall gets worked up when one of his relatives gets felt up but this sh*t happens tens of thousands of times each day! He knows this! AWD himself is sick and tired of being accused of smuggling a garden hose in my pants every time I try to get on a plane! Why should I submit to having my dickular region invaded? Message to TSA: AWD has a tremendously huge penis! Get over it! Enough is enough!
The TSA is just the latest federal government scheme to employ otherwise unemployables. I guess they can’t cram too many more into the rapidly sinking Post Office. Those who cannot find employment in the cleaning, fast food, or crime industries turn to TSA. Hell, the benefits are much better. Government pensions and getting to see young attractive females nekkid while treating those who pay your salaries like dogs! As a perq, you can steal from luggage too! I guess having them feel up our wives and daughters and scanning their naked bodies while letting Muslim terrorists slide by is better than them sit at home collecting welfare. Either way, the TSA is nothing more than a costly, glorified illusion of security.
Want to get serious about airport security? Do it like the Israelis. Multiple layers of backgrounds, recognition and behavior techniques, and extensive interviews of those who fit the profile…yes, PROFILE… by professionals. And yes, the Israelis interview every person of Arab descent. Why? Well, if you can’t figure that out, you must work for TSA.
Pssst! Hey, wanna cruise right through TSA like a terrorist? Try this!