Don’t hate AWD because he’s the world’s greatest blogger and you’re not. Well, AWD and 49 other blogs almost as good as angrywhitedude.com. Almost! It’s not my fault God loves me more than he loves you. So I ask you not to be jealous of my tremendous, world-class blogging accomplishments just as I ask you not to be jealous of my world-class sexiness. It’s a gift. So let us join together and celebrate the Big Sexy’s success.
AWD has been named this year as one of the winning blogs in the Fabulous 50 Blogging Awards! AWD won The Andrew Dice Clay Award for Political Incorrectness. I am proud of that but find it puzzling because AWD lives for diversity and worships multiculturism like a French cathedral. But an award is an award!
The Fab Fifty was posted at Doug Ross @ Journal and explained the purpose of the awards:
These awards recognize a variety of blogs and websites operating in the conservative hemisphere of the Internet, all of which have worked tirelessly to protect America from Statism — some in very unique ways.
The award winners utilize various styles to achieve their objectives. Some rely on investigative reporting. Some on witty writing. Others use inside information from sources. AWD just tries to piss off liberals.
AWD would be remiss if I didn’t thank my learned assistants BigTimer and RedStater for making AWD the award-winning, blogging powerhouse it has become. Their tireless work has played a major part in growing the AWD readership while I
goof off do research at Hooters. And I must also thank all of our dudes and dudettes who voice their opinions and vent their spleen here. You are the wind beneath my big sexy ass!
I’d also like to thank the Academy (or Doug Ross) for recognizing AWD.com. We have a lot of fun here and hash around some pretty important topics. This blog has grown to be a community of friends and a few stupid trolls. It’s a lot of fun and a lot of work. But someone has to be the voice of reason! We’re just those guys!