There’s been whispers running in the ranks of the wussypants Republicans lately about ousting John ‘Boo-Hoo’ Boehner as Speaker of the House. I realize Bigtimer wrote about this earlier but AWD wanted to share his thoughts.
AWD has never liked Boehner. For one thing, he’s been in DC too long. Another thing, he’s been a disaster as Speaker. Never met a debt limit increase he wouldn’t champion and never had the balls to halt spending on just about everything. Boehner and the wussypants Repubs were returned to power in the House in 2010 because Americans demanded drastic action on spending. Of course, the wussyboys did nothing! They promised to cut $100 billion from a $1.4 trillion deficit that year (BFD!) and managed to cut spending by $253 Million before voting for an additional $2 billion war funding. All under the orange, over-tanned eye of Boo Hoo Boehner!
In the recent fiscal cliff debacle, Boehner has forgotten the two basic rules of negotiating:
1. He who cares the least has the advantage
2. Never negotiate against yourself
Boehner keeps bringing tax increases to Obama and Obama keeps telling Boehner to pound sand. It’s not enough. Obama has offered basically a big sh*t-pot of nothing to warrant the tax increases he seeks.
The following was reported in the Wall Street Journal:
Mr. Obama repeatedly lost patience with the speaker as negotiations faltered. In an Oval Office meeting last week, he told Mr. Boehner that if the sides didn’t reach agreement, he would use his inaugural address and his State of the Union speech to tell the country the Republicans were at fault.
At one point, according to notes taken by a participant, Mr. Boehner told the president, “I put $800 billion [in tax revenue] on the table. What do I get for that?”
“You get nothing,” the president said. “I get that for free.”
Boehner is getting his ass kicked by a commie community organizer! He should have walked out of that meeting and said,
“You now own the fiscal cliff, mofo!” You get not one GD thing for free now or forever while I’m running the damn show! Hear that? And that little thing called ObamaCare will never receive one more penny of funding while I’m Speaker! Until you can act like a responsible leader and show respect for Congress, you, sir, can kiss my orange ass!
And if you want to use the Inaugural Speech to demagogue Republicans, knock yourself out. I’ll make sure I’m on every news show from now on talking about your snotty attitude towards the House of Representatives and how, until you can act responsibly, you won’t get jack sh*t from us! You think anyone remembers who the Speaker of the House was under Jimmy Carter, asswipe? YOU are going to own this whole disaster zone coming our way! So eat sh*t and die!”
THAT is how you negotiate with a liberal bully! Let him know you aren’t afraid to go nose to nose with him and you will make him bleed! Boehner crawls into the Oval Office and gets bent over the desk and then keeps coming back for more. What have the Dims done? Douche Bag Harry Reid hasn’t passed a budget in FOUR YEARS! Why isn’t Boehner and the wussyboys melting their asses?
All of this points to the fact that Boo Hoo Boehner must go. Go to Costco and buy him an industrial sized case of Kleenex and send him on his way. While you’re at it, get him some testosterone. Those damn tanning beds must have zapped his BB sized balls decades ago.
The Republicans need to find a Speaker that DemonRats are a little scared of. They must think he or she has the cojones to shut the whole damn thing down until the Dims start having some sense. Boehner, Cantor nor his girly men in leadership have the stones to do it. I’d like to see Michele Bachman or Trey Gowdy in the Speakers chair. They both have the balls to light up Obama’s little skinny ass.
Do the coup on Boo Hoo! If the Republicans are going to go down, at least go down not shooting yourself in the ass!