THE ORANGE NOTHING MAN

There’s been whispers running in the ranks of the wussypants Republicans lately about ousting John ‘Boo-Hoo’ Boehner as Speaker of the House. I realize Bigtimer wrote about this earlier but AWD wanted to share his thoughts.

AWD has never liked Boehner. For one thing, he’s been in DC too long. Another thing, he’s been a disaster as Speaker. Never met a debt limit increase he wouldn’t champion and never had the balls to halt spending on just about everything. Boehner and the wussypants Repubs were returned to power in the House in 2010 because Americans demanded drastic action on spending. Of course, the wussyboys did nothing! They promised to cut $100 billion from a $1.4 trillion deficit that year (BFD!) and managed to cut spending by $253 Million before voting for an additional $2 billion war funding. All under the orange, over-tanned eye of Boo Hoo Boehner!

In the recent fiscal cliff debacle, Boehner has forgotten the two basic rules of negotiating:

1. He who cares the least has the advantage
2. Never negotiate against yourself

Boehner keeps bringing tax increases to Obama and Obama keeps telling Boehner to pound sand. It’s not enough. Obama has offered basically a big sh*t-pot of nothing to warrant the tax increases he seeks.

The following was reported in the Wall Street Journal:

Mr. Obama repeatedly lost patience with the speaker as negotiations faltered. In an Oval Office meeting last week, he told Mr. Boehner that if the sides didn’t reach agreement, he would use his inaugural address and his State of the Union speech to tell the country the Republicans were at fault.

At one point, according to notes taken by a participant, Mr. Boehner told the president, “I put $800 billion [in tax revenue] on the table. What do I get for that?”

“You get nothing,” the president said. “I get that for free.”

Boehner is getting his ass kicked by a commie community organizer! He should have walked out of that meeting and said,

“You now own the fiscal cliff, mofo!” You get not one GD thing for free now or forever while I’m running the damn show! Hear that? And that little thing called ObamaCare will never receive one more penny of funding while I’m Speaker! Until you can act like a responsible leader and show respect for Congress, you, sir, can kiss my orange ass!

And if you want to use the Inaugural Speech to demagogue Republicans, knock yourself out. I’ll make sure I’m on every news show from now on talking about your snotty attitude towards the House of Representatives and how, until you can act responsibly, you won’t get jack sh*t from us! You think anyone remembers who the Speaker of the House was under Jimmy Carter, asswipe? YOU are going to own this whole disaster zone coming our way! So eat sh*t and die!”

THAT is how you negotiate with a liberal bully! Let him know you aren’t afraid to go nose to nose with him and you will make him bleed! Boehner crawls into the Oval Office and gets bent over the desk and then keeps coming back for more. What have the Dims done? Douche Bag Harry Reid hasn’t passed a budget in FOUR YEARS! Why isn’t Boehner and the wussyboys melting their asses?

All of this points to the fact that Boo Hoo Boehner must go. Go to Costco and buy him an industrial sized case of Kleenex and send him on his way. While you’re at it, get him some testosterone. Those damn tanning beds must have zapped his BB sized balls decades ago.

The Republicans need to find a Speaker that DemonRats are a little scared of. They must think he or she has the cojones to shut the whole damn thing down until the Dims start having some sense. Boehner, Cantor nor his girly men in leadership have the stones to do it. I’d like to see Michele Bachman or Trey Gowdy in the Speakers chair. They both have the balls to light up Obama’s little skinny ass.

Do the coup on Boo Hoo! If the Republicans are going to go down, at least go down not shooting yourself in the ass!

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18 Comments

  1. If the republicans go down then go down with your hands around obama’s throat.

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  2. SPURWING PLOVER says:

    Time for them to get some backbone and tell Obama the U.S. CONSTITUTION will not be negotiated to a bunch of UN tyrants,despots and terrorists Tell the UN to take their SMALL ARMS CONTROL TREATY and SHOVE IT UP THEIR A**

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  3. I find the whole negotiation stupid and alarming. Can Boehner really be so dumb? I think its all Political Theatre for the masses. Can they really be out of touch this far and even walk. Sumptin ain’t right with this picture. There shore ain’t anything “Clanking” on the Repos side.

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  4. Democrats never compromise. They issue terms of surrender for the other side. It’s either cave or be buried.

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  5. Rumors about Ryan. Pah! WTF is that Gen Xer ‘Revenge Of The Nerd’s’ going to do against someone like Obamus I? ‘Thank you sir, may I have another?’

    We don’t need a ‘nice guy’ we need a ‘Terminator.’

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  6. I understand the Speaker needn’t even be a representative. So, I’m voting for the dude. Maybe Michael T?

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  7. the gop needs someone like John Sununu a speaker. someone that will kick ass and take names

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  8. AWD,

    The reason he didn’t say anything like that to Obama is because he has no conviction about Conservatism.

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  9. Big congrats AWD, I just found a post on the top 50 blogs. Your award should be a badge of honor, Most un-PC. Have a pleasant winter holiday.

    http://directorblue.blogspot.c.....-blog.html

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    • Angus, was thinking about you yesterday. AWD drove through a certain town with a certain farm on the way to see a certain mother of his in AZ. Just got to AZ this afternoon. I’ll give you a call. Need to show you my new toy.

      Thanks for the kind words! Happy Winter Festival to you, too!

      awd

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      • Wish you had stopped in, I was there with nephew sniffing some cordite. Have your people call my people when you get back and we’ll go hunt some deep fried burritos. On your way back, would you mind stopping in New Mex. and slapping Raul Grijalva upside his ignert melon?

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  10. AWD,

    Could not agree more… get someone with a backbone who will tell Obummer to kiss his hairy ass. Still hoping Obummer will get a steak bone lodged sideways in his throat… God knows I despise this stinking prez.

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  11. Screw Boo Hoo Boner,..I’d looove to see Trey Goudy as speaker, I believe he’d kick Obamis’ bony ass!

    I’d like to see the House shut down all the funding for the govt “alphabet soup” orgs and see how long the bastards could last.

    The weenie repubs are going to have to get down and dirty with the sob demonRATs and commies.

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  12. Cooter Brown says:

    Old Boner or Honey Boo-hoo as I like to call him has been the worst speaker ever. Talk about a sell out. When old Nasty Piglosie is on T V every dam week I would ask myself where the hell is he. Never one word of support to shut down the commies and stop the freaking spending. Yep just go away Boner and let’s find someone who is a hell alot meaner.

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