The Big Sexy is still on vacation out in Arizona and is a bit lazy this week. I mean, lazier than normal. AWD is fairly confident I have earned a PhD in Creative Loafing this week. But this is my first vacation in a long time. Unlike our President, I had to pay for it all myself, too!
Yesterday, AWD visited the Grand Canyon. The day before, we visited Sedona. No, I didn’t go up to the vortex. For all of y’all that don’t know, there’s a few vortexes in Sedona that are supposed to be places in the Earth where energy emerges. I’ve been there before with my crazy old mother who swears she can feel a tingle on the vortex. The only tingle I ever get is swimsuit day at Hooters. Sedona was gorgeous. But the Canyon is something everyone should visit if they get the chance. Here’s a photo:
Tonight, AWD took the family unit to see the movie Les Miserables. I never did figure out which one was Les but there were a bunch of Frenchmen with Englishter accents in the movie. I guess that’s why they were so damn miserable. AWD can’t think of too many things worse than being a Frenchman who talks like an Englishter. Except being Rosie O’Donnell’s wife. Or Whoopi Goldberg’s mirror. Or Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s toothbrush. But it was a good movie with a revolution and some gunfire. Yes libtards, they were shooting semi-automatic muskets with high capacity clips. Idjits!
Our good friends at Anthem Studios are releasing a few new gun-themed t shirt designs. They said they’d kick one or two AWDs way if I’m mention them. I like them a lot as they are both sure to piss off liberals. I mean, what doesn’t? Here’s one:
And here’s one for you little fillies:
While you’re stocking up on your semi-automatic gun t shirts, pick up a few AWD shirts to fill out your ensem. You’ll be the best dressed right-wing extremist at the FEMA camp!
It’s Open Post time. I would like to propose the following question: What are your predictions for America? Will we make it or are our best days behind us? Will the country collapse under the weight of our debt and, if so, how will it affect us? If you don’t want to answer that, then Ford or Chevy? Or 9mm vs .45? Or Osmonds vs. Jackson 5?
Tonight’s Music That Doesn’t Suck tonight is Dan Fogelberg? Why, you ask? Because I’m in a mellow mood! Wanna fight about it? Harsh my mellow and you’ll be on the fighting side of me, mister! AWD loves me some Dan Fogelberg music. Being up in the Rocky Mountains always makes me think of his music. Being in Sedona and the Grand Canyon had the Big Sexy jonesing for some Dan music. I’m sad he’s no longer with us but he left some great music. I think I’m going to become a song writer. Except I can’t really think of any good rhymes or good topics to write about. In high school, I wrote a song called “Moon Fungus.” Kind of a love song.
Here’s one you might not have heard called Along The Road:
This is one of my all time favorite songs. Dan wrote it when he was only 18 years old! Sh*t! There’s no damn way I’m ever going to be a songwriter! Here’s “To The Morning.”
And one more. I like this one because I can play it on the guitar. And it’s gooder ‘n hell, too! Alison Krauss did a version of it. Here’s “Stars.”