AWD is taking the family unit to see a concert tonight and is also having a massive attack of writers block. I just can’t find anything to bitch about! I know..I know! There’s so much out there to get riled up over…but I just don’t want to. You see, I took a lavendar-scented bubble bath while listening to the soothing jazz stylings of Kenny G and it just changed my entire outlook on life. Hell, I’m going to turn in my guns and get a sex change!
All right, all that sex change stuff is BS but the writers block and concert is the real thang. So I pulled up one written about 2 years ago about the left’s outrage over hunting. AWD has already filled the freezer with venison after putting the thump on a fat little buck about 5 weeks ago. Now I’m going after some of his hog friends. AWD loves hunting. It’s my favorite thing to do with my clothes on. And nobody hunts nekkid in Texas, boy! Read on and feel free to ridicule all libtards in your comments.
Gordon Gekko’s line in Wall Street sums up city slicker liberals perfectly…”they love animals, they hate people.” From all the feigned outrage over Sarah Palin shooting a caribou, you’d have thought she’d shot the Pope. Ooops, sorry, liberals wouldn’t object to Palin shooting the Pope. Better make that George Soros!
Libs don’t really care about that caribou. Hell, I’ve seen the photo above saved on liberal sites with the file name “Palin shoots moose.” Anyone who can’t decipher the difference between a caribou and a moose is a lib and could be guaran-damn-teed to tell you more than you ever want to know about jasmine-scented bubble baths and moisturizing. And that would be just the liberal men!
Liberals use animals the same way they use other objects and people to make their weak attacks on conservatives. Think libs care about poor people in ghettos? Guess again! If they did, they would help and encourage more of them to escape the chains of welfare and social programs that permanently bind them to poverty…and voting for Democrats! What about liberals caring about the poor children who can’t get educations? Try letting the parents of a poor child escape the nightmare of inner city schools by choosing the school they want their children to attend using vouchers! Not so fast Einstein! The liberal public school unions won’t hear of that!
So hearing libtards whine and cry (between manicures and colonics) about the poor, pitiful
moose caribou (whatever the beastly thing is!) rings of the usual brand of liberal stupid tactics (LibStupe in AWD-speak) of attacking a conservative. For example, New Yawk City dweller Maureen Dowd wrote of Palin and her hunt:
Does Palin really think the average housewife in Ohio who can’t pay her bills is going to load up on ammo, board two different planes, camp out for two nights with a film crew and shoot a caribou so she can feed her family organic food?
It’s amazing that Palin patronized Neiman Marcus during the campaign. Couldn’t she have spun cloth to sew her own clothes?
Does Dowd really think the average household in Ohio (outside of their decaying cities) doesn’t enjoy filling their freezer with chemical-free meat? It would be hard for Dowd to imagine the fact that even rural little fillies enjoy hunting and fishing. I believe it would be harder to imagine that same mother in Ohio reading the NY Times! Of course, it’s easy to figure Maureen out when Dowd’s total experience in the wild is having her chauffeur drive her through “the pahk” on the way to the opera!
Also, isn’t it a little stereotypical of Dowd to believe a curvy womern who hunts would like wearing fancy clothes from Needless Markup? Can’t a hunter enjoy the outdoors and the theater? This perfectly illustrates the problem with liberal elites. They believe they know everything about everything when, in fact, they are the most ignorant people around. Liberals make a huge mistake believing anyone who hunts is a bloodthirsty redneck. AWD, the Big Sexy, has often referred to himself as a cultured redneck. I enjoy hunting, fishing, Texas honky-tonk, a nice mud-wrestling match….but I also equally enjoy going to a Broadway musical and the symphony (no lavender-scented bubble baths!).
All this reminds me of a true story. AWD lived in Minnesota in the 90’s and there was a huge problem with Canada geese on golf courses. The Department of Wildlife wanted to fire nets over gaggles (look it up libtards) of geese. The “environmentalists” sued to stop the netting. A compromise was reached that would allow netting under the watchful eye of environmental experts. After the first goose was pulled from the net, the wildlife officer handed the goose over to the so-called expert for inspection of injury. The expert pulled back and said, “I’ve never held one of those!” It made the news. Those “environmentalist animal lovers” didn’t care about the geese. It was just another way for ignorant libs to screw with people with common sense.
Lib television show writer Aaron Sorkin (whoever the hell he is) wrote of Palin:
Like 95% of the people I know, I don’t have a visceral (look it up) problem eating meat or wearing a belt. But like absolutely everybody I know, I don’t relish the idea of torturing animals. I don’t enjoy the fact that they’re dead and I certainly don’t want to volunteer to be the one to kill them and if I were picked to be the one to kill them in some kind of Lottery-from-Hell, I wouldn’t do a little dance of joy while I was slicing the animal apart.
Of course you wouldn’t do a little dance, Arnie! Unless it was the “YMCA” at the Village People reunion tour at some poofter bar in Hollyweird! Hunters don’t have a visceral (I looked it up) desire to torture animals either. And they don’t! Hunters are taught to pass on shots that won’t deliver a humane and clean kill. But Arnie doesn’t have a problem using animals for food and his favorite line of designer wussy-wear, just as long as he doesn’t have to do the dirty work himself. Might mess up his manicure getting blood under his nails. Ewwwww!
These city slicker libs continually show their ignorance of all things outside of their wussypants infested hellhole cities. Hunters are not bloodthirsty killers who shoot anything that moves. That would be California hunters (a cuss-word to hunters in Western states). To those of us who hunt of fish, it is not a matter of enjoying killing. City libs like Dowd and Arnie haven’t experienced the smell of the woods, the absence of cell phones, total blessed silence, watching animals in the woods scoot along the ground or fly through the air. They will never understand how keen one’s eyesight and hearing becomes when there is an absence of noise. Never will they know the feeling of anticipation and not knowing when the hunted animal will silently appear. They will not realize the amount of luck that comes with each successful hunt. They will never understand the bittersweet emotions that come from taking game. The sadness from loss of life to the animal but the contentment of knowing the meat will be enjoyed throughout the winter. And knowing that the game was taken in its natural environment and not bought at the grocery store.
Liberals view those of us who hunt and fish in the same stereotypical terms as they do members of the tea party movement. In the liberal world, tea party patriots just couldn’t oppose President Obama because of his nightmare spending and socialist agenda. Why, all of their friends just love Obama! It HAS to be the teabaggers oppose Obama because he is a black man in the White House. Yes! That HAS to be it! Of course, they never discuss how those same white tea party “racists” support black politicians like Allen West and Tim Scott.
Liberals are not smart. They are smug in their elitist ignorance. Idjits like Maureen Dowd or this Sorkin puke have no idea of the people and lifestyles they criticize. They look down from their high-security condos on the west side (east side..doesn’t matter…they’re all morons) and view the world the way they want to view the world. Doesn’t matter if it’s accurate or not. It’s just so much easier that way…doesn’t require thinking.
As for me, I’ll gladly look forward to my next hunt as much as I will the next time I get to attend the symphony. But I won’t take me no lavender-scented bubble baths before going! You’ll have to ask Keith Olbermann about those!
Congratulations to Sarah Palin on her successful hunt. That caribou will help feed her family and perhaps others. For any libs reading this, a caribou will die one day. The usual cause is old age, starvation and being eaten by predators. You never hear liberals criticizing wolves!
AWD continues to believe in the Lord and his loyal servant John Browning! Look him up Aaron Sorkin!
Here’s Sorkins hit piece on Palin
Here’s Dowd’s piece in the NY Slimes.