Angry White Dude is outraged! Another high-capacity tour bus has crashed and left nine people dead! It’s time we had a serious national discussion about high-capacity buses that pack people on and crash down mountains! Enough is enough!
A capitalistic tour bus company has killed nine people in Oregon. Again! The bus went out of control on an icy road in Oregon and crashed down a mountainside, killing nine people and injuring 20 more. How long must America suffer the danger from these high capacity human death traps? Moreover, I’m sure the high capacity tour bus company is owned by an evil 1%’er capitalist pig!
The bus slud out of control on icy roads and flipped over the guardrail, leading to the deaths. Maybe it’s time we had a national discussion on icy roads and sub-par guardrails! Enough is enough! High capacity buses are killing more people than evil semi-automatic rifles with high-capacity clips and high-capacity triggers (whatever the hell that is!).
Over 40,000 innocent lives are lost every year to automobile accidents! This is insane! It’s time we take a long, hard look at automobiles! Does America need to travel in cars? Perhaps we should talk about limiting the number of victims each death trap vehicle should hold! Hell, we know Chinese mini-van drivers are responsible for 39,999 of the 40,000 deaths resulting from automobile accidents. We need to have another national discussion on Chinese mini-van drivers! AWD is all about national conversations!
AWD volunteers to head a blue-ribbon panel to discuss how America can rid ourselves of the danger of high-capacity bus tours that lead to the senseless loss of lives. Enough is enough!
What America needs is a national discussion on why we should return to bicycles! Or better yet, perhaps Americans should walk and cut down on the number of vehicular deaths!
AWD’s thoughts and prayers go out to the families of the victims of the Oregon bus accident.