Ay Caramba! El mundo is going plum loco! Some cracka bee-yotches in a white privileged sorority at Penn State have gone and offendido los Mexicanos! How? By having a Mexican themed college party where the racista senoritas wore ponchos, mustachios, and sombreros! Because everyone knows Mexicans don’t wear ponchos and sombreros! That’s a sacred square-headed, Scandanavian cracka typical dress from the old country!
Haven’t those racista gringa gueras in Chi O learned that they are not allowed to criticize or make light of colored people….oooops…people of color (AWD forgot my PC rules there for a second!) in the United States of the Offended?! What kind of haters do they have at the Universidad de Penn State!?
Why, those cracka ho’s even had racista signs to further denigrate the fine, non-sombrero and poncho wearing people of Me-heee-co. The signs said “Will mow lawn for weed + beer.” Another reads, “I don’t cut grass I smoke it.” The Angry White Hombre is appalled! Never has a Mexican cut grass or done any manner of lawn maintenance in the history of racism! And never has a Mexican been involved in the use or transport of marijuana! Is this the hatred they teach at Penn State? El Sexy Grande no esta feliz!
The white-privileged Chi Omega Sorority President Jessica Riccardi asked el perdon from Mexicanos worldwide….and especially those who sombrero and poncho-wearing, grass cutting, dope smoking illegals in Los Estados Unidos:
“Our chapter of Chi Omega sincerely apologizes for portraying inappropriate and untrue stereotypes. The picture in question does not support any of Chi Omega’s values or reflect what the organization aspires to be.”
Untrue stereotypes? Pregunta (Question, you redneck Mexiphobes!). What is a stereotype? And where do they come from? And is there not some truth in stereotypes? Did sombreros and ponchos not originate in Mexico? Are Mormons not teetotalers who have large families? Are Jewish people not wealthy and generally well-educated? Do Muslims not explode? Are liberals not mouth-drooling morons? Yes, sad to inform the PC overlords, there is truth in stereotypes.
It’s interesting how the chosen people receive zero criticism from the PC leftist guardians of speech and thought. Just before the presidential election, noted African-American scholar Snoop Doggy Dog revealed the reasons why he voted against Romney and for Barack Obama:
Snoop Dog’s statements received the same critique as other blacks who hate crackas….”oh, that Snoop Dogg….what a witty sense of humor!” Charles “Round Mound of Stupid” Barkley can say he hates white people and ends up doing commercials for some weight loss company. Arabs can ridicule Jews as descendants of pigs and goats and even call for their extermination but no problemo! But let any class left unprotected by the universal laws of political correctness (read: white, Christian, male, or Jewish) criticize or make light of any member of the protected classes and they are soundly criticized by the ever-offended minorities who have no problem in ridiculing and stereotyping the unprotected!
99% of the criticism AWD receives on this page from leftards for having the audacity to speak the truth begins with “you white, racist, inbred, trailer-trash, redneck.” Are each of those not stereotypical? Even moreso, AWD may or may not be one or all of those names. But what difference does it make to me what I am called by people who have zero effect on my life? I do not ask nor need the sanction of mind-numbed idiots bred on leftist GroupThought and weened on political correctness! They can kiss my big ol’ white redneck ass! So why should Mexicans give one rat’s culo about a bunch of college girls putting on mustaches, sombreros and ponchos for a party? Does it really effect the life of one Mexican? Does it keep one Mexican behind the lawnmower? Does it keep one from becoming a doctor?
Do those sorority girls hot have a First Amendment right to say what they want to say? Even if those girls had signs that said “Eat Mexicans For Dinner” instead of “I don’t cut grass I smoke it?” Not in the United States of the Offended! Now the girls are predictably being threatened to be expelled from Penn State for their offense against the gods of political correctness. The First Amendment isn’t respected or allowed by the “tolerant” in America.
I guaran-damn-tee you any minority could have a “Come As Your Favorite Cracka” party and it would just be a funny thing to the leftists so offended by these sorority chicas. Again, crackas aren’t on the protected list. Hell, watch BET (I know, I know) and every foul-mouthed ‘comedian’ centers their act around making fun of white people. You know, the evil, oppressive crackas that remain silent when a Black Entertainment Television exists.
Let’s face it, political correctness is such total bullshit. You can’t even say Merry Christmas anymore without worrying about the PC Police coming down on you. I’m so sick of it and refuse to play by the rules set by my ideological opponents. I suggest you do the same.
So, in keeping, I would like to wish a Merry Christmas to all those grass-cutting, dope-smoking and smuggling, sombrero and poncho-wearing Mezcans in America! I hope Papa Noel brings you a new leaf blower for Navidad! Oh, and here’s a un-PC Christmas song for y’all to enjoy. Robert Earl Keen singing Merry Christmas From The Fam-o-lee: