AWD is a bit melancholy after what happened in Connecticut and am having a hard time writing in my usual supa-sexy style. I don’t know…I just am not feeling it. Too much pain happened today and too much stupidity is now taking place now by the anti-gun nuts who believe the way to make us safer is to take guns away from good people. I’ll probably touch on that tomorrow. Tonight, the shootings have definitely harshed my mellow.

We haven’t done a Caption This in a while. So I was thinking to myself, “we haven’t done a Caption This in a while.” Maybe it’s time we break one out and see what happens. Actually, I found two interesting specimens. Here’s the first:

AWD’s chart-topper caption is:


The second photo entry is:

AWD’s weiner is:


See if you can do better. I doubt it.

You can open post about the murders of those precious schoolchildren, the coming attempts to disarm law-abiding Americans, the Fiscal Cliff (who is this Fiscal Cliff guy, anyway?), Lurch Kerry as Secretary of Defense (no, no, no) or what you want for Christmas (excuse me, lib trolls….Winter Festival). Hell, even better, tell what you’d like to send AWD! Hell, even better still, buy a @#&* AWD t shirt!

Music That Doesn’t Suck will be some music that kind of fits my melancholy mood. Voltaire said, “there is a sweetness in every woe.” Hard to find sweetness in this one. So here’s a song that makes me feel both content and a little sad at the same time. I’d like to have this played at my funeral. By Pat Matheny. But only if he gets a haircut. Don’t want no hippies at my funeral!

Beautiful. Simply beautiful.

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  1. My caption for the machine gun dog and one that should take me off the possible gay list is… Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

  2. bluffcreek1967 says:

    Thanks AWD for Pat Matheny’s ‘Letter From Home.’ I haven’t heard that sad, but sweet cut in a long time.

  3. AWD
    Today I got my CC permit, I quit putting it off because I feared I might need to be prepared one day to protect my family or myself, when I got home I heard the tragic news, if someone at that school had of been armed this would never have happened.

  4. Some may accuse me of gross hyperbole when I say that the government of Mexico uses the US as their penal system, but truth be told, tens of thousands of criminal aliens who come into the US are from Mexico and our federal and state prisons, and local jails warehouse these lawbreakers at the expense of US taxpayers. Not only that, but the US provides an abundance of crime victims for these killers, robbers, rapists and child molesters.

    When the United States incarcerates criminal aliens — noncitizens convicted of crimes while in this country legally or illegally — in federal and state prisons and local jails, the federal government bears much of the costs. It pays to incarcerate criminal aliens in federal prisons and reimburses state and local governments for a portion of their costs of incarcerating some, but not all, criminal aliens illegally in the country through the Department of Justice’s State Criminal Alien Assistance Program managed by the Bureau of Justice Assistance.

    Some state and local governments have expressed concerns about the impact that criminal aliens have on already overcrowded prisons and jails and that the federal government reimburses them for only a portion of their costs of incarcerating criminal aliens. Congress requested that the General Accounting Office provide information concerning criminal aliens incarcerated at the federal, state, and local level. For the criminal aliens incarcerated, the state and local governments that received reimbursement through SCAAP, only received about 25 percent of the costs .

    Yeah, I know the article is six years old, but things have only gotten worse.


    Rin Tin Tins offspring Locked,loaded and ready for Burglars,illegal aliens,Black Panthers,and Wall Street Occupiers

  6. There is a good chance an armed trained guard would have cut the casualties if not stop the whole event. Schools have become free fire zones for any nut out there. We owe our children better. We owe the parents better. We have highly trained and motivated GI’s coming home who could be these guards. Something to think on as we will undoubtably have more of this crap. I tell shops that have No Gun signs I will not patronize their business as it makes it more dangerous for me. Home Depot put No Gun signs up in the town I worked for, it lasted a week or so as they lost many 6 digit accounts over night. While violent crime is dropping by FBI stats the media , agenda driven as they are just continually stir the pot of violence and racial hatred to sell their ads and service the lefts attempt to disarm the country and its people.

  7. Someday soon; “He (Jesus) will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more Death,or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things will have passed away.”

    My choice for music that doesn’t suck, especially for today is; Jeremy Camp’s, “There Will be A day.” Sorry,couldn’t get a link.

  8. hmmmm I wonder if my rotties would look any scarier to intruders/trespassers with those toys mounted on their backs?

    As for the neutered, public school educated nancy’s who are pointing at the pivot man in thier little circle jerk… no comment

  9. Master of Sinanju says:

    Idiot at work says to me, SEE?!!!? How can you as as a Christian own guns? Guns killed all those poor little kids! If there were no guns he wouldn’t have done it!” NO, I replied,”A piece of human filth did!” This person has only been to church for the holidays, Christmas, Easter, etc. only knows the parts about Jesus turning the other cheek and things like that. I said we are COMMANDED by Christ to be well armed. He stated that,that is ludicrous. Not so I retorted: Luke 22:36,11:21,that’s all fine and good he says, that pertains to a strong man guarding his home.Yeah aint that funny? You stated the perp, killed those innocents he did not, he MURDERED THEM!! Mt. 19:18. And you know what Christ said about harming little ones! Who here if willing and able had been there would have tried to stop that scumbag? You should call 911! The cops got there allright, after it was too late. (Thats not a dig at my fellow LEOs)So I posed this question to him:IF someone were going to harm someone you loved, would you use a gun IF that was your only option???? Needless to say he wouldn’t answer me.

  10. Master of Sinanju says:

    Sorry posted in wrong thread!

  11. In Birmingham AL, St Vincent hospital at 4AM today, a man opened fire on a police officer and two other people exiting an elevator. As fortune would have it, another police officer came around the corner of the hall and shot the perpetrator dead. The three wounded victims were taken to another hospital at UAB, because it is a prime trauma center.

    Had there been no other gun in the hospital, the attacker would have been able to go on a killing spree–but–you liberals out there–don’t let that stop you from arguing that guns are the killers.

  12. Today I watched a video of the spread of Communism throughout the world back in the day. Mao, Stalin Lon Pol, and the cast of millions, I mean multi millions that dies under communism. I did not go back to check, but as an older person, I remember that, for most of them, one of the first steps was to remove all firearms from the populations.

    As yet, our fearless leader has not tried that, he is just chipping away at it.

    In an aside, Hillary fainted, fell, git a concussion and , now, will not be able to testify about Benghazi.

    Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.

    Credit to Walter Scott

    Wonder if Vince Foster is looking down on this?

  13. ‘Tears in Heaven’

  14. Some ethnic (barbecue) flavor…

    Four people set on fire during assault in North Denver

    “Stories about setting people alight always seem to involve Africans. Is it because fire is, relatively speaking, such a new invention that they are enthralled by it or are they just natural born fire bugs?”

    • This is scary. I heard about this earlier. The news broke the same day as the Connecticut shooting, and was kind of lost in the mix. Please be careful people, I’ll bet the people targeted were white.

  15. off topic
    from drudge…
    tranny to transform college ball………………….

    SANTA CLARA, Calif. — The women’s basketball team at Mission College expected the bleachers to be full and the hecklers ready when its newest player made her home court debut.

    In the days leading up to the game, people had plenty to say about 6-foot-6-inch, 220-pound Gabrielle Ludwig, who joined the Lady Saints as a mid-season walk-on and became, according to advocates, the first transsexual to play college hoops as both a man and a woman.

    Coach Corey Cafferata worried the outside noise was getting to his players, particularly the 50-year-old Ludwig.

    A pair of ESPN radio hosts had laughed at her looks, referring to her as “it.” And online threats and anonymous calls prompted the two-year college to assign the Navy veteran of Operation Desert Storm a safer parking space next to the gym and two police guards.

    Last week, Ludwig gathered her 10 teammates at practice and offered to quit. This was their time to shine, she told the group of 18-, 19- and 20-year-olds. She didn’t want to be a distraction for the team. The other women said if Ludwig, whom they nicknamed “Big Sexy” and “Princess,” didn’t play, they wouldn’t either.

    Didn’t she know she was the glue holding the team together?

  16. WhiteFalcon1 says:


    “When guns are outlawed, only outlawed dogs will have guns!”