Former Florida governor and noted tri-sexual (he’ll try anything sexual) Charlie Crist has taken his old, worthless, orange ass over to the Dims by changing his voter registration. Now if he can convince Boo-Hoo Boehner to do the same. Hell, they’ll take anyone for a vote..even the dead! I thought Crist was a DemonRat already!
Charlie made the change at the home of Hussein Hopenchange and then tweeted (I bet he did!) about it. He made the change on December 7th, a symbolic date. December 7th is the anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. In keeping, later that evening, Crist went down faster than the USS Arizona.
Pardon all the jokes here but is there anyone in politics who is a bigger joke than Crist? Except every elected Dim caucus and most of the wussypants Republicans in Washington? In keeping, Crist should fit right in with the corrupt, self-absorbed douche bags without an ounce of character in politics.
If you remember, Crist ran for the US Senate against Marco Rubio in 2010. Crist also took a lot of Texas RINO John Cornyn’s NRSC money. Cornyn is a sucker for picking losers. When Rubio started moving up in the primary polls, ol’ switch-hitting Charlie swore he would not declare his freaky-deaky orange ass an independent for the general election if Rubio won. Which meant that was exactly what he intended to do. And that is exactly what he did! Of course, he got his ass kicked in the general election. So what’s a tri-sexual man of no character to do? Pull an Arlen Specter, come out of the political closet and change over to the darker side of the political force and become a Dim! Crist changes political parties almost as fast as he changes his sexual preferences.
Charlie is hinting he’ll run for Governor again in 2014. No problem. He’ll get whooped again. But it won’t be so bad. Maybe Obama will name him as the Czar of tri-sexual, orange, worthless turds. His administration is full of them.
Charlie Crist announcing he’s a Dim is like Whoopi Goldberg announcing she’s ugly and stupid. Yaaawwwwnnn….
Here’s a photo of when Charlie was told they had run out of moisturizer at Obama’s house: