Iran has shown the world the superiority of Iranian technology…by releasing photos of a submarine from the new Iranian Deathtrap Class. It is based on the American civil war Monitor/Merrimac submarine class of 1861. Even worse, they painted the submarine a gay color of turquoise. The firing control system is rumored to operate on the Atari game system of 1980. The Iranians are reportedly going to use the submarine to spy on Americans in their swimming pools and defeat their children in the game of Donkey Kong.
Iranian Navy Commander Habibollah Sayyari is proud of his little underwater coffin:
Thanks to the Islamic Revolution, Iran has acquired the know-how to build submarines. No one believed that we would reach a point where we would build destroyers capable of carrying helicopters and missiles in the Sea of Oman and oceans … because it’s a very difficult task to build destroyers and submarines.
You’re right, Habi! Nobody believed the Iranians because it’s hard to build destroyers and subs. Yes, it’s very hard. Hell, America has only been doing it for 100 years! Subway sandwiches has built better subs than the Iranians! During sea trials, the Iranian sub was accidentally humped by a gay whale. Several times!
AWD must say, this submarine photo makes me feel much better about Israel’s chances against the Iranian military! The Confederacy was building subs with more technology than this 150 years ago! Hell, my F-150 is bigger than that piece of sh*t! My grill has a propane tank bigger than that Iranian sub!
I have to laugh if those Muslim tards think that thing will last more than a few seconds against the US Navy and all its advanced firepower. Hell, the Big Sexy could sink that thing with the firepower I carry on my person! Last time I saw a sub that small, I was wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sandals at DisneyWorld looking at a reef with a bunch of yankee tourists!
One thing you have to give Muslims is they know how to talk trash. Remember the “Mother of all wars?” Yeah, me neither! The Israelis have to be laughing themselves silly.
Commander Sayyari continued:
“Since the beginning of the Islamic Revolution, we have learned not to ask for help from other countries and stand on our own feet in meeting our demands.”
No sh*t! I bet old Sayyari won’t be crawling onto the Barbie Submarine any time soon! The gay, Iranian submarine was constructed at the Boy George Shipyards in Tehran.
The only thing the Iranian sub can be used for is a suicide sub. Unfortunately, the US Navy will blow it to the moon from Norfolk before the Iranian captain has a chance to put on his suicide belt.
Those crazy Iranians! And Ahmadinejad says Iran has no gays!
AWD is dedicating this video to the gay, soon-to-be-fish-food Iranian navy: