AWD read an excellent piece by Neal Boortz about what to do after you shoot and kill someone who has broken into your home. No, dudes and dudettes, the answer is not to go after his family next!
America is on a gun buying binge after Hussein’s reelection. Black Friday’s (that’s racist) gun sales set a one-day record. Why? Sh*t! I don’t know….shut up. Well, who the hell needs a reason to buy a gun anyway? But the majority of responsible, law abiding Americans (conservatives) are very concerned Obama will come after the Second Amendment hard. Liberals know they can never completely control the American people as long as we can shoot back.
So what to do if some miscreant makes the mistake of breaking into your domicile and you shoot him like the criminal dawg he is? Here’s what Boortz says. I think Boortz is a lawyer (asshole).
Step #1: Tell your wife (or anyone else in your house) to get into the bathroom or a back bedroom and stay there until either you or the police come to get you.
Step #2: Call 911 and tell them the following, “Someone has been shot in my house. I am going to perform CPR.” Then set the phone down next to the body. DO NOT HANG UP. Proceed to do CPR with 911 listening and recording. Make it audibly clear that you are performing CPR, “C’mon buddy, breathe.”
Step #3: As soon as the police arrive, they will tell you to come out of the house. Tell them that you are performing CPR and cannot leave until you are relieved. Once a medical professional relieves you, stand up and let them take care of the debris.
Step #4: When the police come into your house they will most likely ask you “What happened here?” The first words out of your mouth should be “I was afraid for my life.” When they ask if anyone else is in the house, tell them “Yes, my wife is in the bathroom. I was afraid he would attack her, so I told her to hide there until you came.”
Step #5: The police will then ask you more questions. Don’t answer. The next words out of your mouth should be, “I don’t feel good. I feel nauseous. I need medical attention.” At that point, the questioning should be over as the ambulance hauls you to the hospital.
Step #6: Once you arrive at the hospital, call your lawyer. Say nothing more to the police.
Why the instructions? Because there is surely going to be someone out there who is going to start whining and moaning about their dead boyfriend, husband, son, buddy, whatever. You are going to be painted as a gun-happy violent killer who needlessly took another life. If you take the steps above it will be clear that you did only what you had to do to protect yourself and your property. Remember — there will be an audio recording for the police and the prosecutors to listen to, and for your attorney to present as evidence if need be, which will show you desperately trying to save the predator’s life after you found it necessary to shoot him to save yours.
AWD has had several cop friends tell me to never say anything to a policeman except “I want to speak to my lawyer” if you ever shoot a bad guy. You’ll be hyped-up and talkative and you’ll end up saying something some slimy attorney will be able to twist to make it look like you’re the bad guy. Boortz’ advice is good because it gives the illusion that you give a sh*t for the dead criminal you have rescued from a life of crime. I wonder if a double-tap center mass with one to the forehead would be suspicious?
No article about guns would be complete without a link to AWD’s “Gun In Every Room” policy.
Things could get crazy around America over the next several months. You definitely need to think about what happens after you’re forced to shoot a bad guy. There will be legal consequences unless the country devolves into total anarchy, which is doubtful. Too many guns in the able hands of good guys for that to happen. So be prepared!
AWD believes in the Lord and his loyal servant, John Browning.