BLACKBIRD WITH CRIPS GANG COLORS

BLACKBIRD WITH CRIPS GANG COLORS

Last week, five thousand blackbirds mysteriously died in Arkansas. A few days later, more massive bird die-offs occurred in other states. The massive fish kills occurred in several states. The mystery has not escaped the eye of the nations civil rights extortionists groups. Several leading voices in the civil rights movement have expressed concern over possible racist causes in the massive kills.

Revrum Al Sharpton said at a news conference:

We are very suspicious and concerned at the massive number of deaths of blackbirds. What we find appalling is that there were no whitebirds that died. Not one cracka bird! And not one yellow tweety Asian bird either! It is time the rights of blackbirds are defended from whatever racist or group of racists killed those birds!

Personally, I am very suspicious of them tea party teabaggers. What symbol do teabaggers use at their rallies? That snakey flag. And what do a snake eat? That’s right! Birds. In this case, blackbirds! I rest my case!

The NAACP also weighed in on the curious incidents. Spokesperson Shantasha Jackson said:

We are putting our forces into place to protest this mysterious lynchings of blackbirds! The NAACP is working with our brothers and sisters in the NAABB…the National Association for the Advancement of Black Birds…to uncover the racists responsible for these blackbird deaths and immediately start seeking welfare programs and reparations for these birds that have long suffered the racism of America.

We have also spoken with our friends at the NAABSB…the National Association for the Advancement of Black Sea Bass to investigate the mysterious numbers of black sea bass that have recently been killed. Obviously, racists are behind this as no other races of fish were killed! No white perch or tuna, no German brown trout! Just thousands of black sea bass and one black marlin who got lost! Coincidence? I think not! We believe the radical racist Great White Sharks might be behind this!

Revrum Sharpton is in the process of assembling his team of professional protesters to march on the lakes of Arkansas to protest the killings of blackbirds and black sea bass. Revrum Sharpton said this concerning the upcoming marches:

We not sure if any sea bass are in Arkansas but we know there are lots of blackbirds and other black animals and insects. We are standing up for the rights of our brothers in the forest, lakes and seas who feel firsthand the effects of racism in America!

Sharpton also is preparing to file suit against the US Dept. of the Interior to compensate African Americans for the loss of the blackbirds.

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32 Comments

  1. We got a hell of a problem with black birds where I am. They are noisy as hell, gang up on other birds, crap all over, steal food, and are always loitering in large numbers. They don’t do a damned thing but make racket and reproduce. Git a rope.

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    • Angus,

      Are you sure those are not starlings instead of blackbirds. Those damn starlings are pure black and they shuck and jive all around my deck and crap all over everything.

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  2. David in SC says:

    Hilarious! We did have a fish die off earlier this week off SCs coast.

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  3. Good one!

    O.T.
    Dude – Ok, I’ll take your word at this point that armstrong is a dick. I am so let down and disgusted by the guy now.

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    • Hey Timbo,

      I was in Armstong’s corner for years and cheered his victories… but I’ve lost all respect. It is one thing to deny the use of enhancement drugs, but when Lance brought lawsuits against people knowing full well he took enhancement drugs to give him a competitive edge, then I say what goes around comes around… I for one will be glad to see lawsuits land right back in his lap.

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      • We may have reached the point where professional sports needs to be divided into ‘Non-Enhanced’ and ‘Unlimited’ classes. The latter can run on any fuel, any octane and any quantity. Imagine pro football with the players tuned up on coke, crank and PED’s. When the offense or defense came off the field, that wouldn’t be oxygen they would be huffing. You get a big bong for them to take a few hits to cool them out if they start redlining. Talk about carnage and mayhem – I could dig it.

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      • Cheered his victories? Paul, Paul, Paul, Please tell me you are joking.. he rides a freaken bike in tight shorts..ugh Who rides a bike in the U.S aside from the fuzzy little granola eaters? 😉

        I still can’t belive that he was paid so much to do that. I did derive some satisfaction to hear the Eurotrash cry every time he won though…

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        • Hey Vince,

          Guess I’m a fuzzy little granola eater, because I did triathlons all through the 80’s and early 90’s.

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    • Timbo, well he does ride a bike. (I hope MichaelT sees that comment!)

      awd

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  4. Paul and Snake – agreed on both points. At this point you just can’t know who is or isn’t, so it may as well be open. And yes lance will get his payback tenfold.

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  6. SPURWING PLOVER says:

    Several thousand birds need to take a crap on AL SHARPTON and his band of trouble makers JESSIE JACKSON and his RAINBOW/PUSH and LOUIS FARAKHAN and his NATION of ISLAM all need to be crapped on by the birds

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  7. SPURWING PLOVER says:

    THE BIRDS see AL SAHRPTON with his eyes pecked out

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  8. Did they pack up all their cares and woe??

    Did they hear me singing low??

    If so, bye bye blackbirds.

    Make my bed and light the light
    i’ll be home late tonight
    blackbird, bye bye

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  9. I lmmfao, posted……..

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  10. I’m appalled…

    Dude You left out PETA

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  11. SPURWING PLOVER says:

    It AL SHARPTON, SIC EM BIRDS

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  12. Something straight out of a Hitchcock movie… wouldn’t mind seeing the birds pecking at Shaprtons carcass

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  13. It is with regret I inform you that the white egret is behind all the deaths. While the white egret is not a raptor, per se, they discovered that blackbirds were forming flash groups and attacking egrets, cranes and other herons in large fishing spots that could be described as “fish malls”.

    The blackbirds in question were seen to dive on a single egret, not knowing that, concealed in trees close by were hundreds of egrets. Upon their attack the white egrets came out of hiding and with stunning accuracy and ferocity used their beaks to stab thousands of the blackbirds to death.

    An update reports that the blackbirds have retreated to their urban environments where they perch on neighborhood stoops, drink alcoholic beverages, smoke and use drugs while making uncomplimentary comments to female sparrows and wrens that fly by. Some have filed for welfare.

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  14. SPURWING PLOVER says:

    Is the WHITE EGRET racsist AGAINST THE black birds NOW?

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  15. SPURWING PLOVER says:

    I suppose the eco-wackos will use this GAIA poppycock or say its becuase of the CLIMATE CHANGE poppycock, frankly i would like tos ee some enviromentalists tree sitters get attacked by some birds ALFRED HITCHCOCK style.HEY WE MUST BE IN BODEGA BAY

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  16. Heh!… “Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie”,…..makes a hell of a lot of pies! Heehee!

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  17. SPURWING PLOVER says:

    JESSIE JACKSON WAS IN HIS COUNTING HOUSE COUNTING OUT HIS MONEY,MICHEALE WAS IN THE PARLOR EATING BREAD AND HONEY,BARACK WAS IN THE GARDEN HANGING OUT HIS CLOTHS,DOWN CAME A BLACKBIRD AND BIT OFF HIS NOSE

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  18. F##k Al Sharpton. That bastard is so racist he makes Hitler look honest. He and his pal Jesse should both go jump off the tallest skyscraper they can find. Worthless turds..both of them. As for the blackbirds dying…in my area the blackbirds love to steal, rob, kill you name it. Anything but work.

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  19. SPURWING PLOVER says:

    All those poor birds dying and not a thing from the eco-freaks Esecpt to use this GAIA poppycock to explain this

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  20. Let me guess, there’s a bioweapons facility near this town, and something got out.

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  21. Blackbirds? Sounds racist to me…

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  22. Where is Al Sharpton when Tawana Brawley really needs him?
    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/n.....obinsource

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  23. I thought this happened back in 2011… Just be aware that the “aflockalypse” isn’t a sign of something sinister, either biblical or environmental.

    Now if there was a massive Muslim die off, that would truly be a wonderful thing!

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