Who says you can’t be a fashion icon and a right-wing extremist at the same time? Well, I’m sure ol’ Tingles Matthews does but who gives a rat what that comm-a-nist window-licker says?
The Versace of inbred, trailer-trash, redneck, racist, right-wing extremists (I think I got them all), Mr. Big Fur Hat of the great blog I Own The World has released his latest marvel in fashion wear. It deals with a timely subject, the Second Amendment. As an art lover, AWD finds this piece to be a brilliant manipulation of negative space, post-modernist, neo-cubist….fascinating.
The only thing that could have enhanced that masterpiece is a hot filly with some big ol’ hooters! Speaking as an art-lover, of course.
You too can own this marvelous work of art for the low, low price of $15 plus a whole hell of a lot of shipping and handling costs. Think of the fun you’ll have wearing this shirt to your next MoveOn.org or Brady Foundation meeting! Even the butt-ugliest lebanese womern there will want to jump on you and do things against the law in 57 US states! For you right-wing fillies wearing this Molon Labe shirt (v-necks are available), even the butt-ugliest lebanese womern there will want to jump on you and do things against the law in 57 US states.
AWD wanted to show you this masterpiece because y’all know the Big Sexy is all about fashion. Plus, Anthem Studios said they’d send me one if some of my readers would buy a shirt. So go ahead and buy one or three. Don’t do it for you. Do it for AWD! If you don’t, then you’re a moisturizing, cat-loving, half-a-sissy with a sh*tty sense of fashion! Or a cheap bastid. I suspect both!
Here’s where you can order the limited-edition, supa-sexy MOLON LABE design straight from the demented mind of Big Fur Hat and the right-wing extremist presses of Anthem Studios: