If there is one city in the world that represents all the hope, change, ideology and character of Barack Obama, it is his adopted home of Chicagoland. Where other than Chicagoland can a lazy, pot-head, communist, racist, beneficiary of Affirmative Action rise to be the most respected position in the city…..a Community Organizer?
It’s no small accomplishment to become a Community Organizer in Chicagoland. With all the Minister X’s and Rhyming Reverends on every corner being held down by ‘the man,’ it takes some real talent…and connections…to rise to the highly-esteemed level of Community Organizer. But that is exactly what Obama did. But he didn’t do it alone. It takes a community to raise a Community Organizer! Obama had the help of local racists, communists, mobsters, terrorists, and assorted enemies to America to help him on his way. You know, Chicagoland’s finest!
Chicagoland led America in 2012 with 532 murders! That’s some accomplishment in a city where guns are illegal. But it’s the Chicagoland spirit that Obama loves that allows all those ‘urban yoots’ to rob, rape and kill anything and everything in sight! I’m pleased to report that Chicago is currently ahead of it’s 2012 pace. Only 13 days into the new year, Chicagoland is setting a blistering pace with 22 murders! With that spectacular performance, Chicagoland will be the envy of the Muslim world. Again. Chicagoland is hopeful to set a new record for murders in 2013. Chicagoland has called out it’s arch-rival for murders, Karachi, Pakistan for the title of Murder Capital of the World! Here’s pulling for you, Chicagoland! You can do it! Da Murderzzzzz!
With the world watching Chicagoland, the city is considering changing its name to honor the man whose beliefs are written all over the graveyards in that city. Chicago is considering becomeing Barackistan. What a tribute to the man who has done so much to make Chicagoland what it is!
Here’s the celebration of 2012’s 500th murder in Chicagoland. What an accomplishment!
Mayor Rahm Emanuel, former Chief of Staff to now-President Obama, has blamed the rise in murders on “illegal guns.” Doesn’t he know guns are already illegal in Barackistan? How silly of him. Sounds like a city needs stronger gun laws. If guns are illegal to own in Barackistan and over 532 people are being murdered by firearms, what Barackistan needs is for even the thought of guns to be illegal. THAT should stop the criminals from murdering with guns! Why didn’t they think of that before!
After the US Supreme Court ruled that the Peoples State of Illinois must allow concealed carry, Barackistan Police Chief Gary McCarthy said:
“You put more guns on the street expect more shootings,” McCarthy said. “I don’t care if they’re licensed legal firearms, people who are not highly trained… putting guns in their hands is a recipe for disaster. So I’ll train our officers that there is a concealed carry law, but when somebody turns with a firearm in their hand the officer does not have an obligation to wait to get shot to return fire and we’re going to have tragedies as a result of that. I’m telling you right up front.”
While Chief McCarthy’s statement runs in direct opposition to gun study after gun study, we must take his opinions seriously. After all, on his watch 532 citizens of Barackistan were murdered last year. McCarthy knows all about gun crime. You can tell when he predicts Barackistan police will shoot legal gun owners with a concealed carry permit. Maybe Chief McCarthy can pursue a Community Organizer career when his law enforcement days come to an end. Oh, that’s right…he’s a cracka. Nevermind!
Welcome Barackistan to your brave new world! Don’t forget to duck!