The happiest man in the world today is Joe Biden. Long recognized as the stupidest politician in world history, Biden realizes he might have met his match! Biden is just giddy. Even more than usual. In fact, he was so happy, he spent most of the afternoon licking the windows of his limousine! No, not because Chuck Hagel could surpass Biden’s intellectual deficits…but because Biden’s handlers let him out of his cage for a day at the zoo.
Chuck Hagel is merely the newest low set by Barack Obama on his quest to make America the world’s laughingstock. And one must admire his ability to do so when he continues to place industrial-strength morons in positions previously held by qualified professionals. Not Democrats, of course. And not recently.
Chuck Hagel is to stupidity what Harry Reid is to douche baggery. They both excel in their individual specialties. And neither one really cares about their country. What continues to amaze AWD on a daily basis is that mouth-breathing tards like Chuck Hagel, Al Franken, the entire Congressional Black Caucus, Nancy Pelosi and too many more to mention control the direction of America. Is there any wonder why we’re so f-ed up?!
Here’s Lindsey “Fredo” Graham smacking Hagel around. Lindsey seemed to be having a little hissy fit. He probably had just gotten back from picking up McCain’s dry cleaning and shining his shoes and hadn’t had time to mellow with a lavender-scented bubble bath to the soothing sounds of Yanni.
Taking a butt-whoppin’ from Fredo Graham is like getting your ass kissed by Winnie the Pooh. In front of your girlfriend. At the prom. With the whole school watching.
Hagel bumbled and stumbled through the questioning making it clear he is totally undergunned for the SecDef position. By selecting Hagel as his nominee, Obama continues to flip the finger at the military. While AWD wouldn’t mind flipping off several politician General officers hiself, our fighting men on the front lines deserve a lot better from a Secretary of Defense than one who agreed with a caller on CSPAN who called America the “bully of the world.”
Not only is Hagel not a great fan of America and our traditional ally Israel, he is also ignorant about our military. But, you’ll be pleased to know, he’s willing to learn on the job! That’s like saying “Hey Navy Seals, thanks for letting me on the team! I’m going to learn to shoot a rifle one day!”
That Chuck Hagel was a Republican Senator from Nebraska shows just how bad the wussypants Republicans suck! And Hagel was beaten up by Lindsey Graham, a man-servant to John McCain! How’s Hagel to go head-to-head with the Chinese or Russians when they make their move? Short answer, he won’t. Just like his boss. And lots of people are going to die because of Obama’s and Hagel’s weakness and dislike for America.
Hagel will be the next Secretary of Defense because the Dims control the Senate and they also despise America and our military. Plus, they give Hussein everything he wants. Even moreso if it destroys the country faster. Only the good guys suffer.
Maybe Hagel can give some window-licking tips to Biden. I’m sure he has lots of practice.