Angry White Dude loves him some guns. Rifles, handguns, shotguns. Full-auto, semi-auto, revolvers, pump action…I loves ’em all. Hell, I even love BB guns. I don’t like pink guns. That would be gay.
The Big Sexy has always loved guns as far as I can remember. I remember one Christmas when AWD was but a wee right-wing extremist. I couldn’t have been more than five or six. Santa brought the AWD a toy rifle that shot plastic darts. AWD’s mama had some glass swans with colored water in them (it was the 60’s, y’all) for decorative purposes. I remember telling her I was going to shoot her swans. She begged me not to. I blew the heads off of them sumbitches!
It’s natural for boys to love guns. It’s in our DNA. I’m not sure but I think the A in DNA stands for Ammo. If boys don’t love guns, there is something wrong with their DNA and they usually prefer to play with baby dolls and learn all there is about moisturizing products. I call BS on that! Moisturizing ain’t no past time for a man. Nor is biting pillows.
AWD loves the feel of his concealed Glock when he walks the city streets or is in a crowded place. It feels like…I don’t know….liberty! I love my guns because I know I can defend myself, family and friends if I need to. I also know I can help defend my countrymen against the tyrannists in Washington. Sure, I love to hunt but hunting is not the reason for the 2nd Amendment. An ancillary way AWD loves guns is how they piss off liberal a**holes who seek to disarm America but realize they never will.
Just this past summer, AWD was in downtown Dallas waiting for a friend. I was standing beside my supa-sexy F-150 and wearing a supa-sexy suit with a supa-sexy tie (you better believe it’s all silk) when some homeless crazy bastid came my way screaming at people along the way. He saw AWD and headed directly my way. When he got within 15 feet, he said “hey, got a dollar?” I replied, “No, but I’ve got a Glock.” He turned around and headed the other direction without another word. True story.
Liberals love to ask their stupid little PC mantra questions like “why does anyone need a 30-round magazine?” Or “should Americans be allowed to have rocket launchers and nuclear weapons?” Or “why do you need to carry a gun when we have the police?” Or “why would you want a fully-auto, semi-automatic magazine barrel with a high-capacity assault trigger?” They don’t understand guns, nor do they want to. They aren’t concerned with safety. That is only the ploy for their real agenda…to seize your weapons.
AWD has two words for any libtarded, statist bastids who think they have the capacity to take our guns: MOLON @#&*ING LABE! There are tens of millions of former and current military in America who have sworn an oath to protect the Constitution. And they will. There are also tens of millions of Americans like AWD who did not serve in the military who have made public and private oaths to protect the Constitution alongside with our former and current military brothers and sisters. Better to die fighting for freedom than live under tyranny as a slave!
AWD will spend this afternoon and evening protecting the good people of north Texas from hordes of violent, criminal hogs. I will use an AR with a 30 round magazine. Why? Because I don’t have a 40 round magazine. Those hogs have been wreaking havoc tearing down fences and terrorizing the precious deer population around these parts. They must be from Chicago.
It’s always a great feeling walking in the woods with a quality rifle in my hands and a .45 on my hip. It’s peaceful. It’s quiet. It’s beautiful. It’s America. It’s freedom. It’s how free men live.
Yes, there are bad men and women with guns in this country. They are called criminals. But there are millions more good men and women with guns, too. They are called patriots. We will not allow Washington to take guns from the good people of America and put us at the mercy of the bad. And those who seek to do that are the worst people in America who unfortunately are found in the highest levels of government.
Please feel free to express why you love guns. Your words may help some libtard to understand what they’re up against.