AWD is going to watch the college football championship tonight. I know, I know, sports are the opiate of the American people. But I wrote several chart-toppers this past weekend, so read them if you want new, original content! So here’s one posted about a year ago about our good friend Michael the Moore.
AWD’s prediction for tonight’s game? Bama wins by three touchdowns. And you know I’m never wrong!
The Round Mound that Eats Everything in Town is spewing more of his unique brand of libtard lunacy on MSNBC. Michael Moore, the fat turd filmmaker from Michigan (go figure) thinks Americans own guns because they are, you guessed it, racist! Does that goofball network ever get tired of showing industrial strength stupid sh*t? MSNBC is hurting for programming when they skim the libtard sewer for a 600 pound turd like Michael Moore! No wonder their ratings just came in lower than the Ketchup Channel. Watch this and listen to this immense idjit:
Jabba the Moore, Americans own guns for one reason…to keep you out of our refrigerators! All Americans have an utter fear you might be driving by one night between feedings, get a whiff of some leftover meatloaf and pull a Kool-Aid pitcher man and come busting through the walls before tearing the door off the fridge in a ravenous rage!
Oh yeah Jabba, there is another reason. It’s our Constitutional right to keep and bear arms. We believe, like our Founding Fathers, that an armed populace keeps government from over-reaching in its power.
Moore says that it’s racism and fear of the lower class why we own guns. He says, “it’s the poor or the people of color we imagine we’re afraid of.” Imagine? Experience and crime data both tell us it’s young blacks who cause a tremendous amount of violence in America. In fact, black males alone account for over 50% of America’s violent crimes. It’s not racism Jabba, it’s reality. And the hollow points from my Austrian friend don’t care if the head of the bad guy that explodes in a pink mist is connected to a white, black or brown criminal. I carry a gun because I can’t carry a policeman. And I refuse to be a victim!
In keeping, I offer this challenge to Mr. Orca. Go to your beloved Detroilet and walk the streets alone after dark. Go to all the ghettos in Detroit (redundancy alert) and waddle down their trash strewn streets to embrace diversity with your friends of color. You can just “imagine” they are beating you with a baseball bat before blowing your immense head off! A couple of reloads may be required.
Once again the left shows it is pretty much a one-trick pony. Without name calling and the race card…dwindling in strength everyday…they don’t have much to talk about. Michael Moore is an ignorant clown. He only knows two things…how to make stupid movies nobody will watch and when the latest batch of Krispy Kreme donuts will be out.
MSNBC is openly pathetic. They don’t even try to hide it anymore. They just keep putting up the usual sh*t for brains each week to spew the same old tired libtard rhetoric. Doesn’t the fact that polls show Americans would rather eat glass than watch MSNBC register with their execs? Or do they just love losing money? One thing is sure…they are geniuses at sucking! Michael Moore! Bwahahahaha!
Praise the Lord and his loyal servant John Browning!