Angry White Dude is a trendsetter in the conservative blogosphere. And when I say trendsetter, I mean I set trends. For example, AWD was the first blogger to incorporate sexiness into blogging. And the Big Sexy was the first blogger to bring to you Music That Doesn’t Suck while reporting on libtards and RINOs that do. How does AWD bring all that creativity and sexitude to blog day after day? All I can say is, it’s a gift.

AWD will soon set another chart-topping trend! AWD will be the first blogger to have a theme song. And a theme song written by a professional singer/songwriter, too! I’m not going to reveal too much more at this time because I want to surprise y’all with a goodern’ hell theme song once it’s “in the can” (as we say in the music bidness). But the songwriter is a professional and can write him a song!

So why announce the theme song if AWD is keeping it so secret? Here’s where y’all come in. AWD is asking any of you budding Merle Haggards out there to submit your lyrics for the AWD song. And I’m telling any of you budding Justin Biebers out there to go moisturize yourself and change your tampon, junior! And keep it clean (or at least come close). This ain’t no damn rap theme song!

AWD can’t promise your lyrics will be used (if they’re not, it’s probably because they suck) and don’t even believe you’ll get any royalty payments, either when this bad boy goes big. Let’s get that sh*t straight up front! But you can be happy knowing that your lyrics (if used) will be involved in a song and video bigger than Gangnam Style!

Just make sure your lyrics are original and not plagiarized. I don’t want to see any:

“Hey Dude, don’t make it bad,
take a sad blog, and make it better.”

So see what you can do. I’ve seen some pretty solid lyrics from Misterbill in the past. I’m sure his lyrics will be almost as good as what AWD comes up with. Some others have some talent, too. Hopefully, the song will be up and rocking on Youtube and attached to the home page of AWD in a week or so.

And for some real songwriting Music That Doesn’t Suck, here’s all you need:

Thank you, Merle. AWD has only one word to say after that. Goodern’ hell!

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19 Comments

  1. Hey, look at me
    I’m just an old dude
    who wants to be free
    Some think its good to
    make fun of me,
    Just an angry white dude

    I wanna kick back and be
    The dude I used to be
    Don’t like being angry
    Just wanna be free

    I once was the man
    The head of the clan
    The man with the plan
    Up front in the van

    Hey, look at me
    I’m just an old dude
    who wants to be free
    Some think its good to
    make fun of me
    Just an angry white dude

    And now I am mocked
    My values are knocked
    This new diverse generation
    Forgets I helped build this nation

    So I sing what we need
    A strong patriot creed
    This old dudes solution?
    Support our Constitution

    Hey, look at me
    I’m just an old dude
    who wants to be free
    Some think its good to
    make fun of me
    Just an angry white dude

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  2. Obama went down to Texas, he was looking for a gun to steal.
    Tyranny on his mind, with the media behind,
    Helping him make it real.

    He came across a white dude, with a rifle and a glock.
    Obama jumped up on and began to stump
    Dude let me tell you what.

    I guess you didn’t know it, but guns are evil and can kill.
    I’ve come here, with piers and holder,
    To take them all from you.

    …okay, maybe not.

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  3. I can’t write lyrics, but I can post this. Try to shoot someone, and get your ass stomped.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.co.....-misfires/

    Do you think they feel sorry for the attempted murderer?

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  4. I’m celebrating today by conserving my ammo.

    http://moonbattery.com/?p=24196

    ‘Gun Appreciation Day’.

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  5. Snake Oiler says:

    Not an AWD theme song, but it might work up in the Land of Lincoln…

    http://angrywhitedude.com/2013.....ent-254424

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  6. Cinnamon Girl says:

    ‘Few years ago I started this blog
    Been kicked around like an unwanted dog
    This country has been going to hell
    But with my words I sound the bell

    Don’t cross me, government, I’m not in the mood
    You’ve done pissed off an Angry White Dude

    I’ve seen the glory of stars and stripes
    My page is good for those with gripes
    Forefathers knew to make good laws
    Come, patriots, and join my cause

    Don’t cross me, government, I’m not in the mood
    You’ve done pissed off an Angry White Dude

    Hey, Senators, Congressmen, Presidents, too
    I’ve got my watchful eye on you
    There’s nothing getting past me here
    America’s what I hold dear

    Don’t cross me, government, I’m not in the mood
    You’ve done pissed off an Angry White Dude

    Ya’ll work for us, not us for ya’ll
    It’s time for people to heed the call
    The First, the Second, and everything
    It is our right, Let Freedom Ring!
    I’ll say it once, then say it again
    Infringe on liberty—-you’re not my friend

    Don’t cross me, government, I’m not in the mood
    You’ve done pissed off an Angry White Dude!

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  7. RedStaterNYC says:

    Are we talking theme song like for a tv show, as in you a minute or two long? Like:

    you take the bad,
    You take the good,
    You take them both and there you have…
    Angry white dude (duh duh)
    Angry white dude (duh duh)

    When the world never seems
    To be living up to whitey’s dreams
    Suddenly you’re finding out
    that’s what angry white dudes about
    Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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  8. Very nice writers, got some talent here.. Lets hear some tunes!

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    • Cinnamon Girl says:

      I can practically hear Johnny Cash, RIP, singing my song. It’s hard to identify a worthier singer for the AWD theme song, whichever one AWD winds up with, but since I’m (don’t chastise me) unfamiliar with today’s country singers, I’d love to see some suggestions. Then again, it doesn’t have to be a country singer. It could be Bon Jovi. JUST KIDDING.

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  9. Callmelennnie says:

    I just blog here
    This is crazy
    But here’s my motto
    It’s Molon LAbe

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  10. Callmelennnie says:

    Born down in a flyover town
    Learned to love this land before I walked the ground
    You learn about folks who sing a different song
    But you spend most your life trying to get along

    Born in the USA, I was born in the USA
    I was born in the USA, I was born in the USA

    Got a November ’08 wake up call
    Forced to fight back or we could lose it all
    Rouse the patriots in my native land
    Fight the schemes of the Kenyan man

    Born in the USA, I was born in the USA
    I was born in the USA, I was born in the USA

    Took concerns to a townhall place
    Congressman said “Son, don’t you know your place”
    Fired an E-mail to my Senate man
    He said, “Son, don’t you understand”

    Had a brother in Saigon
    Helping folks flee from the Viet Cong
    We pulled out, they’re all gone
    Left behind; lefties sapped our will
    Anguished, pleading faces do haunt him still .. Now

    Down in the shadow of the Capitol Hill
    Where POTUS and the Congress defied the people’s will
    Fifty years since they fired the first round
    No room to move, have to stand our ground

    Born in the USA, I was born in the USA
    I was born in the USA,
    I’m an angry white dude in the USA
    Born in the USA, I was born in the USA
    Born in the USA
    I’m a cranky, unhip daddy in the USA

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  11. Already written dude…just use oh lord it’s hard to be humble when you’re sexy in every way,
    I can’t wait to look at the web count my writing gets better each day. The libtards they resent me is it jealousy, envy, or shame. It don’t make no difference to me… I’m hot and sexy and free and I’m nearing the top of my game.

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