Let’s just get one thing straight. AWD can’t stand that fat, RINO bastid Karl Rove. What AWD would do to get that roly poly in the squared circle for a Texas rope match! Hell, an Indian strap match…a cage match, I don’t care. No holds barred, baybah. It don’t matter to me. I just want that fat turd in the ring! I’ve been having the little filly walk around with pillows stuffed up her shirt holding a little gay whiteboard pretending to be Karl Rove while I practice putting her in an inverted suplex followed by a Tomahawk chop. Sometimes I put her out with a sleeper hold. Other times, it’s with an unsanctioned pile driver to the floor. I personally like having her tap out after suffering my patented figure four leg-lock. All the time pretending it’s that half-a-sissy Karl Rove in my clutches squealing like a pig.
What the hell is Fox News doing? I thought we had gotten rid of Karl (the architect of Republican disaster) Rove after his embarrassing performance on election night. Everything he said was wrong but he kept on running his pie-hole long after AWD’s STFU meter had red-lined. He hadn’t been on Fox so I figured he had gone back to his second shift job at Krispy Kreme making tasty treats for his RINO buddy and land blog Krispy Kreme Chris Christie.
Karl Rove is a loser. He’s a RINO bastid who never met a conservative he liked. I don’t know who all is to blame for George W’s horrible presidency but I know Rove’s hoof-prints are all over it. He and his RINO ilk are what’s wrong with the Republican Party. Rove and his beta-males oppose every conservative they see while backing their squishy RINO buddies at all costs. They have no balls and are appeasers to the leftists in the Dim Party. They tuck tail and run every time the propaganda media or Dims challenge them. Boo Hoo Boehner, Turtle-Head McConnell, Fredo Graham, Lizard-Man Juan McCain, Pencil-Neck Cantor, and Karl “Roly-Poly” Rove are all the same. Pathetic beyond words!
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it now. I hardly watch Fox anymore. Why? God knows when Skeletor Colmes will pop up and scare the hell out of me! Alan Colmes is to beauty what Michael Moore is to fitness. And he is more stupid than he is ugly, which is difficult to accomplish. No-Neck Beckel is a real peach. He has the personality of a ten-day old turd and probably hasn’t been laid in a month of Sundays. Geraldo cornered the market on the term “douche bag.” Shepard Smith looks like a gay frog and acts worse. Shamu Green would have to try hard just to rise to the level of pitiful. Yet, Fox trots them out in every segment to insult us.
Why does Fox News feel the need to insult its conservative viewers with libtards too stupid and liberal for MSNBC? And why do they believe their conservative viewers (who are not watching in droves these days) want to listen to the house liberals and Roly Poly RINO Rove? If I want to listen to a stupid RINO, I’ll take in a Boo Hoo Boehner appeasement speech. There is nothing Rove has to offer unless you want to know where to eat a jelly donut or twelve.
While getting ready for work this morning, I saw Rove. Didn’t listen, just shot him the finger and changed the channel. Tonight on Hannity, Rove. Didn’t listen to anything he had to say. Just shot him the finger and changed the channel.
Somebody one day is going to out-fox Fox. They will realize that conservatives have spent a lifetime listening to the leftist slop that spews out of the mouths of libtards. We know what they’re going to say before they say it. What we want is news and opinions from conservatives we trust. I like Cavuto, Brit Hume, and Charles Krauthammer. Roly Poly Rove doesn’t even come close!
Rove cannot continue to duck AWD! One day our paths will cross in the squared circle. Afterwards, I guaran-damn-tee you Rove will be walking funny. And you’ll never see that gay little white board again!