TOGETHER WE CAN SOLVE THE AMMUNITION CRISIS!
Welcome to Angry White Dude’s ammo bank! The AWD Ammo Bank is dedicated to arming and providing much needed ammo to those in need. AWD’S Ammo Bank is a somewhat non-profit agency dedicated to putting quality ammo into the hands of the less fortunate. The Ammo Bank is built around the NRA and GOA’s Emergency Ammunition Assistance Program (EAAP). This program makes much needed guns and ammunition available to qualifying households. This program makes a substantial difference for all right-wing extremist families struggling with ammo shortages due to all this gun control nonsense. Ammunition, firearms, knives, bats, etc (no rape whistles) are all made available free of charge to people qualifying for AWD’s Ammo Bank assistance.
To face this problem head-on, we need to rethink ammunition needs by providing better methods of distribution, developing new ways to extend our ammunition reach and improving the arsenals of those we serve. You can rest at ease knowing we don’t serve liberals.
We know that lack of ammo affects one’s psychological health. So, we’re stepping up our efforts to support the ammunitional needs of bullet-hungry American patriots. We’re also learning more about their needs, developing new ways to distribute ammunition to more people according to the calibers needed and measuring the positive impact of access to quality ammo.
Fighting ammo shortages is a daunting task but we can succeed with your help.
Of course, AWD will keep the lion’s share of all donated ammo and firearms. Since I got the idea of the Ammo Bank from governmental Food Bank agencies, I will act like a lazy, spoiled government employee and save all the good stuff for me. But AWD commits to give one out of every ten donated bullets to the less fortunate. Maybe. Why would I do that? Because that’s the kind of guy I am!
AWD Ammo Bank Programs:
- We are in dire need of .40, .45, .357, .44, .223 and 5.56 calibers! Please send us your ammo today! YOU can make a difference! For every 200 rounds of ammo in these calibers, you will receive a (worn) AWD t-shirt! You’ll be the envy of your FEMA Camp!
- .22 is very scarce! Millions of American patriots are going without while you sit back like the greedy 1%er you are counting your .22 ammo every night! You must give your fair share! For every brick of .22 ammo, you’ll receive an Angry White Dude t shirt used to wax the Big Sexy’s F-150!
- For any donation of a firearm, AWD will send you an unworn, authentic Angry White Dude t-shirt and AWD will write a post about what a swell
suckerguy you are!
- For any donation of an AR-15, AWD will not turn you in to Hussein Hopenchange’s Gun Registration program! Oh yeah, and a t-shirt.
Remember, millions of patriots in America are starving for ammo and don’t know where their next bullet will come from!
What can YOU do to help! For anyone wanting to help your fellow patriots (a little) and AWD (a lot), please email the Big Sexy at firstname.lastname@example.org. If any firearms manufacturers want to donate a firearm or twelve, please contact AWD! You’ll get invaluable, special advertising space on Angry White Dude that will increase your sales a million-fold. Guaranteed, baybah!
Remember, only YOU can help solve this ammunition crisis! We’re here to help! Send your ammo and firearms to AWD now!