I know you’ll find this hard to believe. AWD himself had to check the news report twice. I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you! An aspiring rapper and “goot boy” Kenny Clutch was killed during a shoot out that took place down Las Vegas Boulevard which has the aspiring rapper community in mourning!
Ever notice that every black male killed is an “aspiring rapper?” With the exception of Chris Dorner, it seems like every dead black male was an aspiring rapper. Maybe Dorner was an aspiring cop rapper! AWD doesn’t know the actuarial data on this but it appears being employed in the aspiring rapper industry carries the same risk of death as being a personal friend of Bill and Hillary Clinton.
Unfortunately, a cab driver and his passenger were also killed when Clutch’s Maserati sports car slammed into it causing the cab to explode. No word if they were aspiring rappers.
According to Kenny’s attorney, he was a “goot boy” who never did nuffin’ wrong:
His attorney, Vicki Greco, said his death was shocking.
“Out of everyone I know in the rapping industry, there is no way I would have ever, ever expected to find that he was shot on the Las Vegas Strip in such an aggressive manner,” Greco said.
“He didn’t have a [criminal] record or a history. He was just a good kid trying to make it and be a good father.” Cherry had two children, she said.
Would Vicki Greco ever expect that Clutch would be shot in a less-aggressive manner? Actually, aspiring rapper Kenny Clutch (real name Kenny Cherry….which sounds like a porn name) (who didn’t have a criminal record or history) had several arrests:
The newspaper reported that Cherry had several arrests in Oakland and Berkeley, many for gun charges. He was convicted on a gun charge in 2007, stemming from an arrest in Berkeley, sources told the Tribune, although details on that conviction weren’t immediately available.
It’s too bad Clutch wasn’t practicing being a good father at 4:27 in the morning instead of being a dead aspiring rapper involved in a shootout down Las Vegas Boulevard that killed two innocent people. But the innocents were not goot boys. According to the NY Daily News, Clutch was a well-known pimp in Vegas…which probably accounts for the Maserati.
By posting this information regarding prior arrests and his career in pimpage, AWD is in now way saying that Kenny Clutch was not a goot boy who ever did somefin’ wrong. He was just a good father out driving his Maserati when he got caught up in a shooting that killed two innocent bystanders. It could happen to any aspiring rapper.
Further testimony of Clutch being a “goot boy” comes from his aunt Pat Sims in Oakland:
“I can tell you this … the world has lost a good man. I’m not saying he didn’t have his faults, but he was very kind, especially to older people. Whatever happened in Vegas, I don’t know about, but he was a very kind soul.”
ABC News reports:
“According to cops, a group of men in a black Range Rover fired on the Maserati as they drove down the boulevard following an argument near the valet area of Aria Hotel and Casino. The shooting occurred at 4:20 a.m.
“Clearly, the suspects in this shooting have no regard for the lives and safety of others,” Las Vegas Metropolitan Sheriff Doug Gillespie said at a news conference Thursday.”
Sheriff Gillespie quickly followed his statement with:
“However, I’m not saying that those with no regard for the lives and safety of others are not goot boys who never done nuffin’ wrong.”
Aspiring rapper Kenny Clutch was well on his way to becoming a rich, dead rap star when his untimely death occurred. He had several hits moving up the charts like:
- KENNY CLUTCH IS A GOOT BOY WHO AIN’T NEVER DONE NUFFIN’ WRONG, DAWG!
- WHEN I’M LIMP, I’LL BE A DEAD ASS PIMP!
- BEFORE MY FINAL CRASH, I’M A SHOOT A HO IN DA ASS!
- CRUISIN’ IN MY MASERATI AND EXPLODIN’ CRACKAS!
- I BE AN ASPIRIN’ RAPPER AND I’LL SOON BE DEAD!
- HEY HEY, HO HO – MY ASPIRIN’ RAPPER ASS IS ABOUT TO GO!
Once again, we see the actions of a “goot boy” account for the deaths of two innocent people. If aspiring rappers want to kill each other, good hunting. It’s kind of like the Shia and Sunni Muslim savages fighting themselves. Just leave civilized people out of the crossfire!
Oh, and Kenny? See ya!
Here’s Kenny in action. Worthy of Brahms. Language warning.
And for all you redneck rubes who don’t understand the title of this post: