Here’s another politically correct “white dad is an idiot in front of his smart-ass kids” commercial. This time, it’s from Oscar Meyer trying to sell bacon. As if you really have to sell bacon!
This commercial is just plain wrong on so many levels. First, it features the goofy white dad (who happens to look a lot like libtard Tom Hanks) speaking Ebonics like a ghetto-ite or a wee-gro (“wigger” is racist, I think). What would make any white person speak like that? I remember the reverse a few decades ago when the boxer Marvelous Marvin Hagler did deodorant commercials speaking proper English. How times have changed! And not for the better.
Secondly, the spoiled, video-addicted kids show no respect to the guy who bought the video game system and pays the electricity to run it under the roof that protects them from the snow. The dad only wanted to spend time with his kid and eat a piece of @#&* bacon! Yet, the disgust on that little brat’s face says it all! He’s embarrassed in front of his spoiled little bastid friends because of his dad! This really, really pisses AWD off!
Third, a man doesn’t talk ebonics for a piece of @#&* bacon! A man stomps into that room, grabs up that @#&* bacon, and eats the hell out of that @#&** bacon daring anyone to say ONE @#&* WORD! Anyone gives you guff, you rip open their guts and start chomping on their intestines! Then you say, “anybody else got something to say about my @#&* bacon? I didn’t think so!” From that day on, nobody….NOBODY will screw around with your @#&* bacon!!!
The dad needs to straighten his act up pronto. No white person should ever talk like that! Actually, no black person should either but that’s another argument. And no man should ask his kid if he can have the last piece of @#&* bacon! Tom Hank’s kid won’t ever respect him while he acts like a homey begging for a piece of @#&* bacon!
He needs to take the smart-ass little bastid home, smash up his video games, and make him put a new roof on the house. After painting it! Then, when he’s all through, Tom Hanks needs to ship his little bratty ass off to military school! Pac-Man on that, junior!
The white male carries a lot of weight in this country but is ridiculed without mercy by the PC leftards seeking to destroy him in the media. It’s a shame to see Oscar Meyer fall in with other stupid companies who try to sell their stuff by belittling fathers in PC commercials. Oscar Meyer? You’re a weenie! A PC weenie! And AWD won’t buy your products anymore! Especially your @#&* bacon!
A quick check of YouTube found another Oscar Meyer male-bashing commercial! Same Tom Hanks. Same still getting his butt kicked around by his family.