Well…shiver me timbers! Have all of you heard about the dynamic speech Kerry gave recently? Heck friends, how could you have missed Lucrch’s first speech as our newest Secretary of State? It was awesome I tell ya, just awesome! – Who knew what he spoke of relates to what the Secretary of States original job once was supposed to be…geesh, color me confused! Oh well, guess that was long ago and far away…another reason I’ve been wanting the State Dept. abolished a few decades back now…and have been stating as such here, there and everywhere…every chance I get to do so!

Enough of my rant…here’s the story. – This is via The Constitution Club:

Lurch’s tenure at State is going to be another dream come true for conservative bloggers. Hopefully, he won’t help O further destroy America’s place in the world in the process. Don’t get your hopes up.

In his first major foreign policy speech yesterday, Secretary of State John Kerry-Heinz, who insisted that his “days in partisan politics are over,” focused on the number-one menace threatening the very survival of the planet as we know it: climate change. (Al Gore seen touching himself and deliriously nodding in approval.)

“We as a nation must have the foresight and courage to make the investments necessary to safeguard the most sacred trust we keep for our children and grandchildren: an environment not ravaged by rising seas, deadly superstorms, devastating droughts, and the other hallmarks of a dramatically changing climate.”

Seriously, Lurch? Climate change?

“And let’s face it – we are all in this one together. No nation can stand alone. We share nothing so completely as our planet. When we work with others – large and small – to develop and deploy the clean technologies that will power a new world, we’re also helping create new markets and new opportunities for America’s second-to-none innovators and entrepreneurs to succeed in the next great revolution.”

Okay, he said his days in partisan politics were over; maybe the teleprompter he used was inadvertently left loaded with a recent O speech.

“So let’s commit ourselves to doing the smart thing and the right thing and truly commit to tackling this challenge. Because if we don’t rise to meet it, rising temperatures and rising sea levels will surely lead to rising costs down the road. If we waste this opportunity, it may be the only thing our generations are remembered for. We need to find the courage to leave a far different legacy.”

Wait – what? I thought O’s inauguration in 2009 was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal? Are you now telling us – after more than four years – that The One didn’t keep that promise either? Oh, the humanity.

Kerry-Heinz also said the Republican Congress is a greater threat to America’s foreign policy than are China and the Middle East. Additionally, he slammed (Republican) lawmakers who, he claimed, are responsible for the American public’s opposition to foreign aid – to countries hostile to the United States. In trying to make his case, he uttered my favorite line of the speech:

“Say no to the politics of the lowest-common denominator and of simplistic slogans and start making real choices that protect the interests of our country.”

So, you mean we should stop scaring people with lies about Republicans wanting to starve children, control women’s bodies, push wheelchair-bound old ladies off cliffs and install moats full of alligators on the Mexican border, right? Got it.

And, simplistic (and disingenuous) slogans like “Bush tax cuts for the rich,” “fair share” and “undocumented workers” have no place in American politics? Agree, completely.

Finally, are you suggesting that “we” should stop exploiting low-information voters, and start making responsible choices – out-of-control spending and the massive budget deficit come to mind – before it’s too late? Totally onboard, dude.

In an attempt to get a laugh, Kerry-Heinz ironically referred to himself as a “recovering politician.” After watching his performance, I’d say he’s got a hell of a long way to go.

Check it out ~

Let’s see now, if he follows in the path of the great Shrillary Clintoon, diligently doing his job as she did, if another Benghazi scenario were to take place he and his masters would somehow blame it on ‘GLOBAL WARMING!’ Surely there’s a movie trailer out there on the internet regarding this issue for the State Dept. to search for, find the maker of said project…and imprison for years as well! – Nothing like justice for those that rule dontcha know…and the rest of us can just go eat cake!

So, friends…how do you feel about our newest addition to Dear Leader’s cabinet? Are ya feelin’ warm and fuzzy all over? Do you feel safe and secure with John F. Kerry at the helm as our newest head of the state department..hmmm…do ya?

Throw in your two-cents…Fire Away – Inquiring Minds Want to Know!

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  1. bluffcreek1967 says:

    His “days in partisan politics are over”? Hell, that’s all he knows! He’s just an ‘enemy within.’

    • Right you are…always has been, always will be. Groomed from the start by Ted ‘Chappaquiddick’ Kennedy! – ‘Mission Completed!’

  2. majorityofone says:

    When the inmates are running the asylum one shouldn’t expect sanity.

  3. Sarcasto the Clown says:

    Good thing our enemies don’t see how weak and candy assed this once great republic has become.

  4. Global warming is the first thing on my mind when I wake up and the last thing when I go to sleep. It’s so much more important than terrorism, nuclear war, economic collapse and all these other insignificant issues people talk about.

    • The next four years are going to be spooky as heck…in more ways than one. And having Kerry where he is now, just adds fuel to that fire!

  5. So, John Kerry, Sara Jessica Parker and a Horse walked into a bar…..

    Breaking news reports that environmentalists have discovered a cause du jour that will need a great deal of Government monies at every level to combat. Investigators from Earth First aided by Greenpeace have discovered two squashed Tumble Bugs on a rural road outside of Ludowici, Ga. A statement by leading activist Percival (Sky’s falling) Smith was headlined by morning heads on MSDNC. He/She said “Historically these noble creatures have given their lives to clean certain environment damaging materials from our fields and roads and they are being threatened by Crackas in those big ole F-150 trucks. We have to act now before the tumble bugs becomes extinct.”

    Having learned that the tumble bug’s removal of greenhouse gas producing fecal matter is settled science, Television mogul Al J. Gore has joined the movement. When asked if he would contribute to the cost of building Bug Paths for tumble bugs he replied “You loony? Let the government foot the bill, they earn all the money anyway.”

    Earth First leaders called for rallies in Ludowici and Climax Georgia to highlight this crisis. CNN reports that the rallies drew tens of thousands of environmentalists and Hollywood celebrities. The Local County Sheriff, reports that there were at least ten participants at the rally in Climax where the Swine Time Festival usually attracts more than twenty five thousand.

    Environmentalist Balladeer Bogus Kahn is being sued by RCA for infringement of copyright for his rewrite of Charley Pride’s “Kiss an angle good morning.” The Kahn ballad is titled “Kiss a Hickory Good Morning.” Bogus told morning TV personality K. Coric That “We’uns gonna take dis all da way to dat big court up der in Wash’tun. Cain’t let dem one p’centers push us little peoples ‘round.”

    Construction will start next month to dig a tumble bug tunnel under US Hwy 1 in Long County, GA two miles South of Ludowici. Local Sales tax is expected to rise to 50% to cover the cost.

    Gotta stay on top of da news you goat ropers. http://www.swinetimefestival.com/

    • Thanks for the post and the link…heck, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at this stage of the game!

      • Laughter is considered the best medicine but it won’t be covered under Obamacare. I’m concerned that the current crying will become deep sobbing before long. BTW, How many know that Tumble Bug is Redneck for the Dung Beetle. Google that and you’ll see the relationship. That insect must be a liberal. Sorry for the length of my attempt at sarcasm. It’s raining/flooding here and I had too much spare time.

        • Nothing to apologize for whatsoever…truly enjoyed the message in your post, plus always like to learn.

          Btw…your words about the ‘deep sobbing’ and OCare are right on target!


    Vietcong Kerry big buddy to HANOI JANE liberal anti-military freakotard and elbow rubber with terrorists and traitors

  8. Might as well throw this in mix…


  9. See what else this administration is doing!


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  11. I’m sure Kerry can help Fluke out…he’s important, he has connections in high places dontcha know!


    • The whole country is well on its way to becoming a pervert’s playground. There’s even hope for people like Jerry Sandusky – with each passing day their proclivities get that much closer to the ‘mainstream’.


    Sir Dweeb vs Sir Foot-N-Mouth whos best in a jousting riding donkeys using toothpick lances?

  13. Good Lawd, this fool as SOS, Obama as POTUS, the entire CBC, etc… Im so embarassed.. the world has to be laughing at us

    • Past pathetic isn’t it Vince? – What a mess we’re in…the ride for the next four years is going to be a horrendous one!

      • its too late… not just the next four years, the rest of our lives is forever changed by the uninformed majority who will continue to vote for santa claus.. its over.. wish there was somewhere i could move to get away

        • Unfortunately…at this time in our lives, I agree.

          • We can’t completely give up all hope, mes amis – at least not yet. Think about it this way. When the collapse starts, logically it will begin in the large metropolitan crapholes, infested by LIV’s, Obutthole pod people, and various other vermin. Once it gets too rowdy for the cops, diverse and vibrant ethnic groups will attempt to wipe each other out. While this may not be the proper wording, the beauty of it is, that to a greater or lesser degree, the problem may take care of itself. The suburbanites will get some blowback, but nothing like those poor bastards in the inner city, though. You can thank your lucky stars if you aren’t living in one of the People’s Republics.

          • I do thank my lucky stars for that Snake. I also hope you’re correct with you assessment. One thing’s a fact…I’ll never give up fighting the good fight….ever!

          • I’m not too big on the survival skills of the average large city dweller/zombie. Many of these fools actually believe that there is a never-ending supply of goods in the stockrooms of their favorite Megamart. When it gets too dangerous for the trucks to make deliveries, then, my friend, we shall see how the bull ate the cabbage. It will probably look like something right out of Mad Max.

            Man, it’s like every day is Halloween: http://snakkle.wpengine.netdna.....een-GC.jpg

          • Excellent point…and I can just see that happening too!

            Your picture is perfect! 😉

      • fasten your seat belts……it’s going to be a bumpy ride…God help us.

  14. These stinking politicians including many in the Rep. party can’t find their asses with both hands… screw all of them.

  15. This has been ran before, but since Jackass Johnny is still making news, it might be worth retelling…

    Two of John Kerry’s Purple Heart physical injuries were self-inflicted – not intentionally, but clumsily. He just couldn’t handle munitions. In one instance John fired a fragmentation grenade from an M-79 grenade launcher into a cluster of rocks. The explosion sent thousands of metal fragments ricocheting in all directions. One of these metal splinters flew out and pierced the skin of John Kerry’s arm. John could have pulled the protruding metal splinter out with his thumb and index finger, it was just beneath his skin, but he chose instead to leave it where it was for several hours until a doctor could pluck it out and be a witness for John’s Purple Heart application. The fragment was half an inch long and a sixteenth if an inch wide. The doctor removed the splinter with forceps and applied a Band-Aid to Johnny’s little booboo.

    In the second instance, John Kerry tossed a concussion grenade onto a sampan (small boat) full of rice. John wanted to blow that rice away. John should have taken cover, but he just turned his back and left his stupid ass exposed. When the concussion grenade exploded it blew rice in all directions. John Kerry’s protruding butt was riddled with high-velocity grains of rice. Ouch! John immediately applied for a Purple Heart. His game plan was on track.

    These decorations were John Kerry’s express ticket out of Vietnam; he distinguished himself by being one of the rare few who ditched his shipmates in mid-campaign by scoring three Purple Heart scrapes. Speaking as a former infantryman, I would have been embarrassed to receive a decoration for such inconsequential injuries. Servicemen in all branches have declined awards for injuries that they themselves considered of no consequence.


    • Snake,

      We both know Kerry has no integrity… hell, Kerry is nothing but a gold digger with a little set of balls.

      • But ‘little blue-blood’ balls Paul…that matters with the leftist-loon elites, size doesn’t! – Just ask them…they’ll tell ya!

        • BT,

          Before I hit the rack… can I ship some of this snow in Kansas City your way. Got thirteen inches this past Wed and expecting another six to twelve inches starting on Monday… thank God for global warming.

          BT & Snake… have a great Sunday!

          • Ummm I love ya Paul…but heck no you can’t ship anymore snow my way! – Send it to the congress-critters that support global warming!

          • Paul…you have a great tomorrow and don’t let the bed-bugs bite! – Catch ya when I catch ya next my friend. 😉

          • Thanks, man!

            ‘Do you know what a blizzard is?’

            ‘The inside of a buzzard.’

      • He’s a hypocritical sleazebag – with Ketchup Woman you have a matched set.

  16. I get so tired of them always saying “we have to do this for the children” when everything they are doing is what’s going to hurt the children.