New Jersey Senator and whore monger Roberto Menendez is playing the race card because he has been caught red-penised cavorting with underage Dominican Republic prostitutes. Several Domincan hoo-ahs are coming forward saying they have had flippy-flopular relations with the DEMOCRAT from New Jersey. Of course, Menendez denies the allegations and accuses the alligators! None of this can be true…it must be a vast right-wing conspiracy to bring down the scion of virtue from New Jersey.
But Menendez is no regular scion of virtue. He’s a Hispanic scion of virtue and, thus, the allegations cannot be true. Those making the accusations MUST be racista!
At the black Mt. Shiloh Baptist Church during a Black History month sermon, Menendez said:
“I have felt the sting of discrimination. It has never been easy.”
Now we face anonymous, faceless, nameless individuals from right-wing sources seeking to destroy a lifetime of work.”
Can Roberto get an amen?! Yes, Senator Menendez has felt the sting! But not as bad as the sting underage prostitute have felt from the good Senator from New Jersey!
Menendez should have learned from Anthony “The Peter Tweeter” Weiner that when they’ve got you by the weiner, you’re done for! Senator Menendez playing of the race card proves he is as guilty as Sean Penn is stupid. It’s so predictable. The next step is for El Senador Menendez to change his first name to Roberto.
Furthering his guilt, Menendez cloaked himself in the words of noted fellow whore monger Martin Luther King saying:
“Dr. King said that ‘the arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. In the end, I believe that justice will overcome the forces of darkness.”
I believe when we go through this whole process that at the end of the day, that I will be in every respect looked to have acted appropriately.”
Acting appropriately having sex with underage chicas? What? Did you give them a bigger tip afterwards, Senador Roberto?
Menendez has on several occasions gone to bat for his preferred pimp, Dr. Saloman Melgen of Miami who had contracts with the government of the Dominican Republic where he looked to make millions. He needed muscle to guarantee his contracts and his good friend Senador Roberto Menendez was willing to use his position to “encourage” the Domincan Republic to honor said contracts. In return, Dr. Melgen flew Menendez to the DR to discuss the penal code with several underage prostitutes. It’s good to be a Senador en los Estados Unidos…even with all that racism from white gringos!
People, we are governed by politicians we would not allow to be near our children! Corruptocrats with the morals of drunk Mezcans. Ooops, that was racista! With Menendez dropping the race card, it’s a sure sign he is guilty as charged.
Of course, the good people of New Jersey will reelect Menendez ad infinitum so he can continue his trysts with more underage Latin prostitutes. But hey, he’s a loyal Democrat!
Watch for Menendez to hold a press conference with Al Sharpton soon where he wears a poncho and a sombrero to further claim he is a victim of racismo!
I’m so sick of being governed by these douche bags!