AWD has spent the last hour or so looking for a topic to cover and I finally just gave up! There’s so much sh*t out there, it’s hard to talk about just one subject. So I thought I’d just give my supa-sexy thoughts on a host of thangs going on in the world…besides Global Warming.
AWD had two hate-occurences happen to him this week. I was asked to be on an internet radio show and accepted. I usually check out who they are before but this time didn’t have time. Well, it turned out to be a White Nationalist group where they promptly hated me because my wife, the little filly, is Hispanic. Turns out I’m a race traitor. The host ended the interview telling me he hopes Obama kills me with a drone. The other was some hate mail from another Muslim cat who didn’t have full command of Ingles but called me one of the favorite names I’ve ever been called since starting this blog. He called me a “f***ing monster from dickland.” Sounds like a name of a band! I think I have some of their records!
The big blizzard that hit our yankee friends makes AWD glad once again he’s a Texican! Congress just put the finishing touches on a $500 bazillion dollar aid package for that damn hurricane that hit y’all. Now they can get to work on another $500 bazillion to dig your frozen yankee asses out of that blizzard! Then they can start working on another $500 bazillion to relieve you from the coming heat of summer. As much money as I’ve sent to bail you blue-state comm-a-nists out, I ought to be made an honorary citizen of one of your hellhole states. Not that I would ever visit.
That crazy LAPD ex-cop killing cops has the Mayor of LA scared he might try to crash the Grammy Awards. Hell, that would be the only way I would watch that BS! Or if Dale Watson was performing some real music. Predictably, the anti-white ghetto blacks are supporting Chris Dorner. If there is one thing ghetto blacks hate more than America….it’s crackas! What’s missing in all this from the propaganda media is Dorner is a big anti-gun advocate who hates the NRA and loves him some Piers Morgan. So he uses guns to kill people who he feels have done him wrong. Liberal logic (oxymoron alert)! But he has a great reason to kill crackas. He’s been a victim of racism. You know, slavery. This country was built upon the back of Chris Dorner. So now he can kill all the crackas he wants. That is, if the LAPD doesn’t beat him to it. They’ve already shot three people chasing Dorner, including two women and a surfer.
Iran celebrated Revolution Day today by….get this…chanting “Death to America!” Creativity has never been an Iranian strong suit. Don’t they chant “Death to America” every day over there? Can’t they come up with something else like “Tastes great, less filling” or “Luke, use the force?” That “Death to America” thing is sooooo 80’s. Hussein is apparently going to finally visit Israel. The Israelis are saying it’s to tell Israel not to bomb the bejeezus out of those camel-humpers in Iran. Israel knows they’re on their own and I hope Netanyahu tells Obama to sit on Reggie Love’s lap and rotate. If Bush or Obama had cojones, we’d have taken Iran out years ago. America definitely has some payback coming to Iran and those wacko mullahs. But Obama is content to let Iran get nukes. After all, they’re on his side. That’s why he’s nominated an anti-Israel Secretary of Defense in mentally retarded Chuck Hagel and CIA chief nominee Muslim John Brennan. Obama’s agenda isn’t a surprise. So Israel should treat Obama like the sh*t he has treated Israel over the years and do what they must to protect their country against the Muslim fanatic savages in Iran.
Nancy Pelosi is the embodiment of AWD’s 1st Theory of Libtard-dynamics which postulates: Liberals depend on stupid. Today, she said she stands with gun owners and the First Amendment. Brilliant!
When asked if she had ever actually read the Constitution, she said “I’m going to take the 10th!” When the interviewer corrected her by saying “you mean the 5th,” Pelosi replied “that’s three times the 5th!” Is there any question why America is screwed more than Barney Fwank at a Rainbow Pride parade? Pelosi also said over the weekend that America doesn’t have a spending problem. If McDonalds named a sandwich after Nancy Pelosi, it would be called the McStupid.
Badass Texan gun manufacturers LaRue Tactical announced they wouldn’t sell any of their fine, sexy guns to law-enforcement agencies if civilians in their state weren’t allowed to own the same weapons. Good on LaRue! If any of y’all are in the market for a quality tactical rifle, definitely consider LaRue! AWD is going to have to check those cats out the next time I’m down their way! Which will be next week! I think I’ll take them some AWD shirts! Good Texas boys!
Lindsey Graham must be up for re-election! He’s changed his tampon and is acting like a tough by saying he’ll hold up Obama’s nominations over Benghazi. PEOPLE OF SOUTH CAROLINA, RID AMERICA OF THAT HALF-A-SISSY GRAHAM! “Fredo” Graham is only acting the tough guy because he’s up for reelection in 2014. Remember Graham’s boss Juan McPain and his infamous “just build the dang wall” campaign commercial when he was up for reelection? Well, the stupid voters of Arizona bought it and now McPain isn’t trying to build a dang wall but is busy trying to pass another @#&* amnesty bill! People of South Carolina, don’t fall for Fredo Graham’s BS! Retire him so he can finally come out of the closet and move in with Barney Fwank!
Here’s McPain. I officially hate him.
It appears, according to a new book, that General David Petraeus was betrayed by CIA officers and his own bodyguards because they didn’t like the way he was running the CIA. The book, which soon will be released, tells of all the dirty sh*t Obama and John Brennan were involved in in Libya. The propaganda media will never admit the book exists.
Speaking of the great Dale Watson, here’s a chart-topper that AWD’s had running through his head for the past few days. I was down in Austin last week and heard it on the honky-tonk station and it reminded me how much I like this tune! It’s called “I Lie When I Drink.”
I’m heading back down to Austin this week with the filly on bidness and thought I’d drag her along for Valentines. I’ve been doing a bit of Robert Plant hunting down there since I learned he lives in Austin. I know what neighborhood he lives in. I know his local hang out. It’s just a matter of time before his path crosses mine and he gets a big ol’ industrial-strength hug from the Big Sexy and I show him the photos I took of him and Led Zep on May 31, 1977 like this:
I’m sure we’ll become the best of buds! Might run into Dale too! But I’ve hugged him and even sung on stage with him, too!
Well, that’s about it. There’s a lot more out there but those are a few things that caught my eye. Weigh in on any of these topics or add your own. I’m going to watch a movie and get ready for another week in the mines. Have a good night, y’all.