Dudes and dudettes, a quick reminder that ye olde Big Sexy is still around. Angry White Dudette has been visiting AWD and the filly this week and we’ve been running around honky tonkin’, throwing the ol’ houlihan, getting tattoos, robbing banks, starting fights in biker bars, and going to church.
AWD hasn’t had much time to write so I’m posting this oldie because it entered into my mind tonight out of nowhere how bad I hate California and PC-tards like these poofters. I think it was a vision sent from the new Pope. The old woman heads home tomorrow so I can get back to my old routine of writing every day and pissing off libtards. Or, in other terms, fulfilling my life mission.
Watch this video if you can. Have a wastebasket nearby.
Did you get a good look at those cats? My guess is most of those tools in the video have never actually been with a womern. If they have, THEN they would have a reason to apologize! The first two tards that appear on this pathetic piece of testosterone-barren garbage leave much to be desired for the male species. The first is an Englishter who appears to have AIDS and the other is some California-looking old dude who resembles that guy who committed suicide with all those Nike wearing nerds in San Diego. They might have found some better apologists!
It starts out with Nigel and Moonbeam saying:
“Dear Woman, we stand before you today as men (that’s debatable) committed to becoming more conscious (more like womerns) in every way. We feel deep love, respect and a growing sense of worship of the feminine.”
Now AWD appreciates the gift of the feminine! Yeah, baby! Especially if that feminine has the gift of a big ol’ butt I can whoop with a car antenna. Now, that’s something AWD can worship! The video goes on to say:
“We also feel deep sorrow for the destructive actions of the unconscious masculine in the past and present.”
Hey, Moonbeam! What the hell are you babbling about? Destructive actions of the unconscious masculine? Nothing points out a poofter faster than talking homo-babble about unconscious masculine and crap like that! Unconscious masculine? You mean some dude got knocked out? Was this during the last cage fight match on MMA? I must have missed that! I thought they were all pretty much fighting like girls! Or apologists!
Then Englishter AIDS Boy offers up:
“We want to apologize and make amends for those actions today.”
OK cutting your throat might be a good start, Nigel! You’ve got a long of amending to do! Especially trying to be the voice of masculinity while looking like an AIDS victim! The video goes all downhill from there with tool after strange looking tool talking about “relationships” and “conscious this and that” and they even try to roll all this up into loving Mother Earth and the damage we’ve done to her with wars and such. Well, we didn’t start ’em, pillow biters! At least, not most of them! And I think Mother Earth probably likes a good dust up every now and then to keep things interesting! My guess is Mother Earth thinks these guys are a bunch of whiny homos as much as AWD does!
The sorry males go on to apologize about this and that and oppression and what not! Well, boo freaking hoo! I ain’t never oppressed any little filly! Well, at least not for ten minutes or so! But hell, they all seemed to like it so who cares?
There is no doubt every one of these morons is from California. Except the AIDS boy Englishter. Who else talks that much new age nonsense except some left coaster? That’s what they get for California colleges teaching Sea Shells 101. And check out some of the ‘dos and duds on those apologizers! What do you think the over/under is for any of them actually ever having a date with a woman? One thing I’m sure of! None of those sumbitches in the video has been through a divorce with a womern or they wouldn’t be apologizing so much! They’d remember living in a cardboard box in a back alley after that Hell Bitch took everything they owned and ever hoped to own! Hell, I bet none of those pathetic apologizer poofters even owns a firearm!
Let me set you womern apologizers, conscious and unconscious, straight! Little fillies like strong, masculine, regular men. Not these artsy, fartsy, apologizing, psycho babble talking, non-firearm owning wimps! Real men can never be women. Oh sure, they can pretend to be all sensitive and such but it’s usually part of a well-oiled scheme to lure some lovely into the chamber of love. Some males have tried for decades now to be “friends of women.” They’ve all failed. Sensitive, caring, undertanding, apologizing for the male species……gay! When men are running on all 8 cylinders they are strong, masculine, responsible, courteous, witty and sexy. In other words, a lot like AWD. What they are not is dippy, new age poofters crying in their soy lattes over terrible sh*t that has been done to women by savages like Muslims and Democrats. You better believe any womern ever interested in the dippy cats in that video would have hairy legs and armpits, drive a rusty ’72 Toyota with ‘Visualize World Peace’ bumper stickers and be a lebanese!
But since the Big Sexy is a warm, caring masculine individual, I would like to offer my heartfelt and sincerest apologies to any curvy babe I have consciously and/or unconsciously (whatever the hell that means) offended. Now get in the kitchen and bake me a pie!